Sharder One-Liners

[___ He/Him]

3 hours ago, VieB13 said:

“EXPLOSION” - @mippo

yup that's me

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 10/11/2025 at 1:05 AM, mippo said:

yup that's me

Uh

No it isn’t

*steals face*

[___ He/Him]

16 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Uh

No it isn’t

*steals face*

Mann

That was my 18th one!

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

"If alone we go fast, but together we go far, we are trying here to go far and fast".

@Just A Silvereye

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Some non-contextual context:

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This sentence very nearly ended in a school report

 

 

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 hours ago, Just A Silvereye said:

"If alone we go fast, but together we go far, we are trying here to go far and fast".

@Just A Silvereye

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Some non-contextual context:

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This sentence very nearly ended in a school report

 

 

 

This clearly refers to Shallan

Or me when I'm talking to myself

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

“I’m going to shrug at a villager’s death.”

- @A Jo in the Bush

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

"I would say, if someone just kicked you in the kidney, that's a pretty good sign that you've been kicked in the kidney" - @mippo

[___ He/Him]

That was fast

I'm surprised that that other thing I said isn't in here 

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 10/24/2025 at 1:23 PM, SpartanBrigade said:

"I would say, if someone just kicked you in the kidney, that's a pretty good sign that you've been kicked in the kidney" - @mippo

I would generally agree with that statement. 

[Ookla the Newt she/her]

that sounds like something Wayne says for some reason

[Keke They/he]

“Hmm its to early for this *spray bottle*”

”ĒÆǍŘÆRĀĦ”

 @SpartanBrigade @Hawks

Edited October 27, 2025 by Hawks

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

“fun fact: this is how gayness happens

you get kidnapped, dragged into a dark alley,

and forced to drink a mysterious vial

when you wake up

you dont feel quite like yourself...

and then, BOOM, you become queer”

- @CoderDrag0n8

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Not really a one liner but definitely deserves to go on the record

ALSO he didn’t put any periods, so, yk…

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Hoid Slayer said:

“fun fact: this is how gayness happens

you get kidnapped, dragged into a dark alley,

and forced to drink a mysterious vial

when you wake up

you dont feel quite like yourself...

and then, BOOM, you become queer”

- @CoderDrag0n8

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Not really a one liner but definitely deserves to go on the record

ALSO he didn’t put any periods, so, yk…

 

The no periods is how I write my short stories. Kinda poem style if ya think about it.

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

"And this set of ruby bones looks like a pile of cash and I'm broke, so I''l be selling it on ebay. Bye!"

"*pat pat* you get use to it. @Through The Living Glass has robbed me repeatedly and eaten and killed me at least twice on the thread alone."

- @KnightSkye Reforged

"We’re gonna pull out a double wammy and get a lesbian trans femme by using both  now come here little slayer of hoid heheeh"

- @Honors ghost

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

To be funny this needs context

So I’m in my history class. Two guys were both trying to go to the bathroom but only one was allowed out at a time

So as one of them is leaving the other shouts

“Please! I’m on my period!”

And the other one stares right back at him and says

“So am I!”

And then leaves

The kid who leaves last name is Chi so right after he walks out the door the other kid yells

”Nooooooo come back I need my Chi-Chi!”

And the teacher overheard the whole thing and hasn’t called the kid anything but Chi-Chi the entire year so far after that

 

Or I quote from a guy in the back of band bus

“Your girlfriend is moving to Mississippi? I guess I’ll fill in the spot…”

I don’t even know the context he just yelled it at some point on the way back from state championships

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

On 11/3/2025 at 8:46 AM, Hoid Slayer said:

"And this set of ruby bones looks like a pile of cash and I'm broke, so I''l be selling it on ebay. Bye!"

"*pat pat* you get use to it. @Through The Living Glass has robbed me repeatedly and eaten and killed me at least twice on the thread alone."

- @KnightSkye Reforged

"We’re gonna pull out a double wammy and get a lesbian trans femme by using both  now come here little slayer of hoid heheeh"

- @Honors ghost

At least five times excuse you

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

"That's not the worst sound I've ever made." -- @Hawks 

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

At least five times excuse you

Cause that makes it so much better!?

Edited November 4, 2025 by KnightSkye Reforged

[Shatter He/Him]

"meep."  - @Shatter

Edited November 4, 2025 by Shatter

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Shatter said:

meep.  - @Shatter

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

“…Red^2-koala because I started speaking in half-lamp giraffe soccer to the limacine dignitary from the land of tables on the topic of war against left socks worn on the pinkie finger of the third hand on the ninth arm of the nasal cavity.”

-Me

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

6 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

“…Red^2-koala because I started speaking in half-lamp giraffe soccer to the limacine dignitary from the land of tables on the topic of war against left socks worn on the pinkie finger of the third hand on the ninth arm of the nasal cavity.”

-Me

Relatable 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Relatable 

No I swear that’s the answer I get to every question on a math test

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

"That's not the worst sound I've ever made." -- @Hawks 

 

 

 

 

Cause that makes it so much better!?

heheheheh

yeah basically

[Keke They/he]

“DONT TRUST GAS STATION CHICKEN STRIPS THEY BAD”- @CoderDrag0n8

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"How dare how dare how dare how now dare how now brown cow how dare." 

-Thaidakar the Ghostblood

No matter how many times I read this sentence, it never gets any more coherent...