Sharder One-Liners

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

this is basically me.

which?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

which?

Depending on the day... both.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Me at 1am: You should go to bed.

@Part Of The Narrative: I'm in bed!! Where else would I go?!?! Wawa???

 

Me: Your dad is so weird!

@Part Of The Narrative: I mean... he spawned me, so like... you know? 

 

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

I JUST GOTTA GO FIND OUT SOMEONE ELSE AND WHERE THEY LIVE. - @Invisible

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

I JUST GOTTA GO FIND OUT SOMEONE ELSE AND WHERE THEY LIVE. - @Invisible

I DO!

[AonEne he/him]

On 2/7/2024 at 6:49 AM, The Bookwyrm said:

"just kill them. That’ll end the argument pretty quick." - @AonEne

i don't remember saying this but i believe you that i did

[Edema Rue she/her]

WE ALL HAIL ELANNY-BOO.

NOW.

SUPER DUPER EVIL MORE EVIL THAN THE CASSY-SLAYERS. 

@Invisible

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

22 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

WE ALL HAIL ELANNY-BOO.

NOW.

SUPER DUPER EVIL MORE EVIL THAN THE CASSY-SLAYERS. 

@Invisible

I said that?

How poetic.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I am not a silly goofy!!!

@Invisible

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

I am not a silly goofy!!!

@Invisible

I'm not!
I'm a FISH!

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

3 minutes ago, Invisible said:

I'm not!
I'm a FISH!

BAHAHAHA

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

BAHAHAHA

Laugh all you want.

YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!!!*

*for legal reasons this is a joke

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

7 minutes ago, Invisible said:

Laugh all you want.

YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!!!*

*for legal reasons this is a joke

Bold of you to assume my death/j

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Bold of you to assume my death/j

Not when I hold all the cards.

Except the two of clubs.

I lost that one down the toilet.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"How do I stop you from looking like an old lady???" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

 

"Lets see what horrors he can discoverrrrrr..." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

 

" *squeak* So much genuine fear right now!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

 

"Oh also, I can't see you right now, cause I'm looking at a giant picture of your face, so don't expect me to read your facial expressions, ok?" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

 

"I just enjoy making you suffer..." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

"I don't want to talk about my jar of dead beetles." ~ @Just-A-Stick

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Part Of The Narrative said:

"I don't want to talk about my jar of dead beetles." ~ @Just-A-Stick

IT'S TRUE!!

I DON'T  

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

“I put my newborn in a blender!” @Myrrh-Man before he was on the shard

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A friend on a group chat: "That would be to awkward bc she has morals" 

Me, in response: "Ahh, yes, other people have that problem… see, murder and world domination is only a bad thing if they don’t have a good excuse for it" 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Spoiler: Mild sexual content

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"Your having sex with your homework?"

~ @Part Of The Narrative

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Mmm... people! " ~ @Part Of The Narrative

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

2 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Spoiler: Mild sexual content

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"Your having sex with your homework?"

~ @Part Of The Narrative

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"Yeah, I'm not a virgin anymore." ~ @Just-A-Stick

 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

10 hours ago, Part Of The Narrative said:

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"Yeah, I'm not a virgin anymore." ~ @Just-A-Stick

 

Ahhh! No!

What!?!?!

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

4 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Ahhh! No!

What!?!?!

Shhh 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Me: “mmm I like dragons.”

someone else: “‘me too.”

me: “especially with salt and barbecue sauce.”