Sharder One-Liners

[Argenti he/him]

4 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I SAID TO THREATEN ME NOT MOCK ME

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

“I SAID TO THREATEN ME NOT MOCK ME!” - @Edema Rue

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

17 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I just thought I could use the child as a bargaining chip. @The Honorable One

 

I’m Sage and still alive. @The Honorable One

*sighs wistfully* Those were the days.

[Edema Rue she/her]

53 minutes ago, The Honorable One said:

*sighs wistfully* Those were the days.

Those were the days…

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

20 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

That's what you get for threatening me >:3

NO.

NO LIFE. @Ancient Elantrian

 

*demonic cackling*

*baby evil laughing*

*other things inspiring fear* @Ancient Elantrian

 

MY GOSH EDDIE WHY?!

HOW?!

AGH @Ancient Elantrian

 

Being alive is good! @Lightweaver2

 

I have become Ruin. @Lightweaver2

 

Hunger Games Stormlight 47:4

And Rolen dwelt in a garnet hut.  @Lightweaver2

 

 I just thought I could use the child as a bargaining chip. @The Honorable One

 

I’m Sage and still alive. @The Honorable One

 

I trieeeeeddddddd (yes I cheated and used RP but I tried anywayyyyyyyyyyy)

There we go

[Edema Rue she/her]

I AM A GOD @Ancient Elantrian

…

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

I AM A GOD @Ancient Elantrian

…

I am

[Edema Rue she/her]

Being a mod is a slug, torture scene, power, and fuzzy blankets @Ancient Elantrian

So we both agree… which means we’re both right which means we’re not left… but we are left………..

@Ancient Elantrian

Already sold my soul to the devil @Ancient Elantrian

you’ve married lots of guys @Ancient Elantrian

Heehee guys Elan is probably high :)))))

EDIT:

Wizzy + human = hugfest @Just-A-Stick

(and @The Wandering Wizard)

Edited January 2, 2024 by Edema Rue

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

38 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Being a mod is a slug, torture scene, power, and fuzzy blankets @Ancient Elantrian

So we both agree… which means we’re both right which means we’re not left… but we are left………..

@Ancient Elantrian

Already sold my soul to the devil @Ancient Elantrian

you’ve married lots of guys @Ancient Elantrian

Heehee guys Elan is probably high :)))))

EDIT:

Wizzy + human = hugfest @Just-A-Stick

(and @The Wandering Wizard)

...this is true xD

 

*Wiz sized hugs*

- @Edema Rue

Edited January 2, 2024 by The Wandering Wizard

[Ravenclawjedi42]

On 12/31/2023 at 5:31 PM, Edema Rue said:

Hunger Games Stormlight 47:4

(Pattern voice) No context!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

10 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

Being a mod is a slug, torture scene, power, and fuzzy blankets @Ancient Elantrian

So we both agree… which means we’re both right which means we’re not left… but we are left………..

@Ancient Elantrian

Already sold my soul to the devil @Ancient Elantrian

you’ve married lots of guys @Ancient Elantrian

Heehee guys Elan is probably high :)))))

EDIT:

Wizzy + human = hugfest @Just-A-Stick

(and @The Wandering Wizard)

SOME OF THOSE WERE STARTED BY YOU

my daughter is also my sister is also my aunt is also my mother… - @Edema Rue

I just married the devil -Eddie

I’d say I’m pretty immortal -Eddie

Everyone we talk to on the shard is a slug. -Eddie

Chaos was high on drugs -Elan (Who is this Elan? Sounds like a pretty cool guy.)

Hmm…not EVERYONE dies? -Eddie

10 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

...this is true xD

 

*Wiz sized hugs*

- @Edema Rue

I WAS NOT HIGH.

That much…

[Edema Rue she/her]

5 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

(Pattern voice) No context!

…oopsy daisy sowwy Jedi

3 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

SOME OF THOSE WERE STARTED BY YOU

my daughter is also my sister is also my aunt is also my mother… - @Edema Rue

I just married the devil -Eddie

I’d say I’m pretty immortal -Eddie

Everyone we talk to on the shard is a slug. -Eddie

Chaos was high on drugs -Elan (Who is this Elan? Sounds like a pretty cool guy.)

Hmm…not EVERYONE dies? -Eddie

I WAS NOT HIGH.

That much…

You were absolutely high

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

…oopsy daisy sowwy Jedi

You were absolutely high

NO.

I AM NEVER HIGH.

I AM A GOOD LITTLE BOY.

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

NO.

I AM NEVER HIGH.

I AM A GOOD LITTLE BOY.

*points at Elan*

*and Elan*

*and Elan jr*

*and Elan 1*

*and Ella*

*and Elan*

*and Elan*

[Ravenclawjedi42]

"I AM [...] HIGH" - @Ancient Elantrian

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

*points at Elan*

*and Elan*

*and Elan jr*

*and Elan 1*

*and Ella*

*and Elan*

*and Elan*

If you need a list go to my about me page.

6 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

"I AM [...] HIGH" - @Ancient Elantrian

I SAID NOT IN BETWEEN THOSE TWO.

I AM NOT HIGH.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

If you need a list go to my about me page.

I SAID NOT IN BETWEEN THOSE TWO.

I AM NOT HIGH.

Technically you said never...that's got to count for something...

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Technically you said never...that's got to count for something...

NEVER SAY NEVER.

UNLESS YOU'RE DESCRIBING HOW HIGH YOU ARE.

[Argenti he/him]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

NEVER SAY NEVER.

UNLESS YOU'RE DESCRIBING HOW HIGH YOU ARE.

You get high on adrenaline and coffee, not just weed.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Argenti said:

You get high on adrenaline and coffee, not just weed.

I don't drink coffee.

And my adrenal glands were sacrificed to the Greek pantheon so I don't have adrenaline either.

[Argenti he/him]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

I don't drink coffee.

And my adrenal glands were sacrificed to the Greek pantheon so I don't have adrenaline either.

Dopamine too

[Edema Rue she/her]

I get high on (fictional) human suffering :)))

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

I get high on (fictional) human suffering :)))

you stole my line from the hunger games in the welcome post./hj

[Argenti he/him]

3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

I get high on (fictional) human suffering :)))

And impossible (fictional) punches 

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

you stole my line from the hunger games in the welcome post./hj

…oopsy daisy

1 minute ago, Argenti said:

And impossible (fictional) punches 

Hey what works works >:3