Sharder One-Liners

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Wizzler.

... i read this as "Rizzler"-

[Aeoryi she/her]

44 minutes ago, shortcake said:

... i read this as "Rizzler"-

The Rizzler always leaves behind a clue

[Immortal Platypus]

6 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

I am more... mature than you, so who is to say I am younger than you?

or, you could just be an super immature person who is oLd

he isn't. I've met him

[Aeoryi she/her]

56 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

he isn't. I've met him

I've never seen a live platypus

[Immortal Platypus]

9 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

I've never seen a live platypus

Elan has

[-Redacted- he/him]

23 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

JABILLYSMACKERDOODLE

YOU STOLE THAT WORD AND YOU KNOW IT!

23 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I am one of the least immature people my age I know.

I just don't act it on the shard.

You should see me IRL. I'm amazing. And humble. Extremely humble.

First part true, second part true, third part...? How would we ever know?

Edited November 18, 2023 by [Redacted]

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

10 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Elan has

True.

Twice.

3 hours ago, [Redacted] said:

YOU STOLE THAT WORD AND YOU KNOW IT!

First part true, second part true, third part...? How would we ever know?

I DIDN'T STEAL IT ALL THE WAY IT'S DIFFERENT

Third part true... I hope?

[-Redacted- he/him]

YES YOU DID

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

children, behave. good boys! *pats heads and hands out cookies*

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

children, behave. good boys! *pats heads and hands out cookies*

*have a cookie*

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

3 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

children, behave. good boys! *pats heads and hands out cookies*

*stands next to your leg* 

Im a good lil’ kid! Can I have a cookie?

*jumpy*

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, SmilingPanda19 said:

*stands next to your leg* 

Im a good lil’ kid! Can I have a cookie?

*jumpy*

Cassian has been naughty this year. Will be getting coal 

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

6 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

children, behave. good boys! *pats heads and hands out cookies*

Can I have a cookie?

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

2 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Cassian has been naughty this year. Will be getting coal 

Santa would do dat?!?! 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

All children deserve cookies! (unless, you happen to be my younger brothers, then, you get a big,

and-very-much-unwanted hug!) *hands out more cookies* GET YOUR COOKIES HERE! (shardbuddies will be served first xD)

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, The Honorable One said:

Can I have a cookie?

Sure! Your cookie is here:

 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

my cookies are better that yours, Aeo.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

my cookies are better that yours, Aeo.

Hey hey hey it's a free cookie. Just ask ene about TUBA vs DA and all that. Those parts are the minor details

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*Starts munching on sawdust*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

my cookie is still better  

 

 

WHY ARE YOU MUNCHIN SAWDUST???

I GIVE COOKIES

Edited November 19, 2023 by Just-A-Stick

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Enter a username said:

*Starts munching on sawdust*

Hey, we're all made out of sawdust

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

my cookie is still better  

Oh really? Yours are not ironeyes approved!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

they are me approved. that automatically makes them 150% better than ALL others! 

*pats Aeo nicely on head and sends her to play*

[Enter a username]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

WHY ARE YOU MUNCHIN SAWDUST???

This is the stuff they put in ice cream. They call it “cellulose powder.”

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

they are me approved. that automatically makes them 150% better than ALL others! 

*pats Aeo nicely on head and sends her to play*

*Aeo who has been sleep deprived for nearly 42 hours falls asleep instead*

1 minute ago, Enter a username said:

This is the stuff they put in ice cream. They call it “cellulose powder.”

A fancy term for flour

[Enter a username]

They also put it in cheese.