The Linear Thread

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Well,” the man said, “it really looked sort of brown to me.”

”Dear,” the woman said, “you’re colorblind. It was green.”

”Oh, oh that’s right.”

Edited September 28, 2020 by Jaywalk

[Condensation she/her]

"That's likely the same man who brought us here. However, I don't know if we're here to join you. I guess for now, I'll try rescuing?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"It's hopeless," said Gerald the squid gloomily.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"It's hopeless," said Gerald the squid gloomily.

"I'm sure it's not hopeless."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"That's a rather optimistic assesment," said Gerald, even gloomier.

[Condensation she/her]

"Well, yours is rather pessimistic. How... am I supposed to rescue you?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 10/2/2020 at 2:36 PM, Condensation said:

"Well, yours is rather pessimistic. How... am I supposed to rescue you?"

"Why would you want to?" asked Gerald glumly. "I'm no use."

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"Why would you want to?" asked Gerald glumly. "I'm no use."

"Why wouldn't I?"

[Negative_Null They/Them]

"Well, I'm just a stick!"

Edited October 6, 2020 by Negative_Null

[Condensation she/her]

8 hours ago, Negative_Null said:

Well, I'm just a stick!

Would you please put that in quotation marks?

"You are not just a stick, you are a talking stick who probably has other things about it that I don't know!"

[Negative_Null They/Them]

"I hope that's true. But I don't know about it if I do, so for now, I am a Stick"

[Condensation she/her]

21 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

"I hope that's true. But I don't know about it if I do, so for now, I am a Stick"

"A talking stick."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

12 hours ago, Condensation said:

"Why wouldn't I?"

"I haven't done anything important or useful in years," said Gerald. "And I'm unlikely to. There's not a whole lot a squid can do, you see."

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"I haven't done anything important or useful in years," said Gerald. "And I'm unlikely to. There's not a whole lot a squid can do, you see."

"Well, you could always help me rescue these people."

 @Jaywalk

[Wind he/him]

The squirrel comes back “They didn’t have any nuts.”

[Condensation she/her]

"Okay, would you like to help me save these people?"

[Wind he/him]

“Do they have any nuts?” 

[Condensation she/her]

"I don't think so."

[Jaywalk he/him]

*clank* *clank* *clank* 

“Who goes there?”

[Condensation she/her]

2 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

*clank* *clank* *clank* 

“Who goes there?”

Wait, I thought we were in a field? What?

Melody looked over at the sounds, confused.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The knight pulled off his helm, revealing a head of legendary golden locks. "Hey," he said to Melody.

[Wind he/him]

3 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

The knight pulled off his helm, revealing a head of legendary golden locks. "Hey," he said to Melody.

“ATTACK!!!” Yells the squirrel, he jumps up and attacks the knights face.

[Condensation she/her]

3 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

The knight pulled off his helm, revealing a head of legendary golden locks. "Hey," he said to Melody.

"Umm--hi? Wait! What the heck, squirrel, you can't just attack someone straight off the bat!"

Edited October 6, 2020 by Condensation

[Jaywalk he/him]

Just now, A Windrunner said:

“ATTACK!!!” Yells the squirrel, he jumps up and attacks the knights face.

The squirrel raked its claws across the knight's perfect, chiseled jaw. The knight let out a cry and fell off his horse.

1 minute ago, Condensation said:

"Umm--hi?"

The knight started crying.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Jaywalk said:

The squirrel raked its claws across the knight's perfect, chiseled jaw. The knight let out a cry and fell off his horse.

The knight started crying.

Melody rushed over. "Oh my gosh, are you okay?"