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On 10/15/2020 at 4:39 PM, Condensation said:

'Funner', 'moist', and 'necessary'.

When you have to sneeze, but you can't.

Explain moist and necessary what's wring with them?

Guest Somebody from Scadrial
Posted
6 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Moist is weird. Say it slowly. Necessary is annoying to spell, because I always used to spell it neccessary, necesary, or neccesary.

Ok...........

Posted
2 hours ago, Doomstick said:

when you are about to go to sleep but your cat decides that it is the perfect time to get on top of you

:) I love that! Because it means that your cat warms you up and helps you sleep!

Posted
22 hours ago, Condensation said:

:) I love that! Because it means that your cat warms you up and helps you sleep!

but i was almost asleep already

Posted
51 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

but i was almost asleep already

Oh. That can be kind of annoying. However, you probably slept better for the rest of the night!

Posted
4 hours ago, Condensation said:

Oh. That can be kind of annoying. However, you probably slept better for the rest of the night!

Nah, she kneads me for a couple minutes then decides that the fuzzy blanket next. to me is better

Posted
2 hours ago, Doomstick said:

Nah, she kneads me for a couple minutes then decides that the fuzzy blanket next. to me is better

:) That's funny.

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

That almost happened to me this morning, but I remembered that it was about me and Taravangian having a pomegranate seed collecting contest to rule the world in the nick of time! (Yes that was really my dream)

Posted
3 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

That almost happened to me this morning, but I remembered that it was about me and Taravangian having a pomegranate seed collecting contest to rule the world in the nick of time! (Yes that was really my dream)

Do you remember who won?

Posted
24 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Do you remember who won?

Honestly, no. There were some other contestants as well, but I think at some point Mr. T was gloating about his evil plan to win, or maybe confiding it in me, but I ended up betraying him and I think that as punishment he was mind-controlled by one of the bowler hats from Meet the Robinsons, if you’re familiar with the movie. I think it was my grandparents that ended up winning, but it’s pretty hazy.

All things considered, it was one of my weirder dreams. Highly entertaining though.

  • 1 year later...
Posted

When you break your mechanical pencil lead because you pushed on it a little too hard.

When you accidentally push your mechanical pencil lead into your pencil.

When your mechanical pencil lead is too short for you to pull it out and too long for you to get another lead stick started.

  • 2 months later...
Posted

When your best spells you name COMPLETELY and you have told them deliberately that it is not how you spell it. THEN THEY CONTINUE DOING IT! 

Spoiler

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

 

my apologizes.

 

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