Medical Mysteries with Karol Omer

[Scarletfox]

*radio static*

Csh. CSHHHHH

Male voice: "Testing, testing, one... two.. three..... testing.... We're on the air, you're good to go, Karol."

Female voice: "Welcome back to another great week of Medical Mysteries with Karol Omer. You can help solve problems that will change the world! Let's begin tonight with my friend here, Bob. Bob has an incredibly horrible problem, but that's what we're best at, here at Medical Mysteries. Bob has a special condition called, stinky feet syndrome. We are unsure as to how this problem has arisen, and we need your help! Just call in at 123-456-7890 and we will take any suggestions you have!"

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Hey guys, this is something my family and I used to do on road trips. I almost put it on forum games, but then realized it really is an RP. Basically, the premise that this is a radio talk show where the host, Karol Omer and her siblings, present problems, and people have to call in and give suggestions as to how the problem should be solved.

Here is the specific structure: (updated rules)

1. Karol Omer (or any Omer) will present a problem, and ask for a solution.

2. To call in to give an answer, simply type the phone number, 123-456-7890, go to the next line, type a name (of the character calling in. I encourage you to call in as lots of different people (you can say you're someone from pop culture if you'd like, or as characters from other RPs)), go to the next line, and type a proposed solution. Then tag me or another Omer who you see is on (though they are not required to drop everything and come answer you btw). Here is a template if you need it:

123-456-7890

"Name"

"Solution"

@An Omer

3. Then, Karol Omer (or any Omer) will send her studio assistants to do whatever the solution is, reasonably. 

4. Karol Omer is immortal. You cannot kill her. Her studio assistants on the other hand, now that's another story. Her siblings are also mortal, however they are extremely hardy and difficult to kill.

5. Literally anything can happen here. Be creative. But please try to be relatively realistic.

Here's an example of one caller:

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Scarletfox:

"Welcome to Medical Mysteries with Karol Omer, today we have a man who was born with three extra toes. Do we have any solutions to the problem?"

OtherSharder:

123-456-7890

"My name is Thalia"

"I suggest that you give him some toe regrowth potion, I'm mailing it to you right now."

Scarletfox:

On 9/4/2020 at 0:06 PM, Scarletfox said:

123-456-7890

"May I ask who's calling?"

On 9/4/2020 at 0:06 PM, Scarletfox said:

"My name is Thalia"

"Welcome to the show, my name is Thalia!"

On 9/4/2020 at 0:06 PM, Scarletfox said:

"I suggest that you give him some toe regrowth potion, I'm mailing it to you right now."

"Ah, we just got it, we're sending in some studio assistants with it right now."

 

*studio assistant* Alright, you're going to need to take your medicine

*low voice* I don't want to!

*studio assistant* Welp, this is going to be fun

*series of grunts pushes, shoves, and gulps*

*studio assistant* whew, we got it down him!

*low voice* Why you! When I get my hands on you- oh, oh I'm feeling something. Ah-ha! My toes are growing back! Yes! Thank you!

Wait. No, stop, what are you doing? Ahhh, NOOOOOOOOOO!

*screaming from studio assistants*

 

Congratulations! You're plan worked! Although we accidentally crushed some studio assistants in the process. We now have a man with three normal toes, and two toes that appear to be growing eternally. Do we have any proposed solutions to how we might be able to stunt this growth or solve the problem?

And here is the list of the Omer Family:

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This is a complete list of the Omer family:

Leader of the Omer Family: (immortal)

Karol Omer - @Scarletfox

Additional Siblings: (mortal)

Karoline Omer - @Vapor

Karsoup Omer - @Enter a username

Kara Omer - @Condensation

Karter Omer - @AonEne

Karosene Omer - @Kings_way

If you want to submit an application, just fill out this form and then tag me: https://forms.gle/9xkW55BEBhfjkbkp6

 

Edited October 21, 2020 by Scarletfox

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Ok. This sounds fun! 
*calling*
123-456-7890

[Scarletfox]

“Welcome to Medical Mysteries with Karol Omer! May I ask who’s calling?”

@Bearer of all agonies

Edited September 4, 2020 by Scarletfox

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

“Um. . . Iron Patriot.”

[Scarletfox]

"We're glad to have you here, Um... Iron Patriot! What solution do you propose to help solve Bob's stinky feet syndrome?"

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

“Well, I heard that you should put butter on his feet. Yeah, that’s right. Smear a thick layer of butter all over his feet. After that, put some socks in his feet. Then, you put his feet in a tub of steaming hot water, and his head into a tub of ice-cold water. After an hour, take his feet out and take off the socks and butter. Then, take a knife and chop off a thin layer of skin off his feet. Then repeat the process twice, and then send him home with soft socks on. Ok?”

Edited September 4, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[Scarletfox]

15 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

“Well, I heard that you should put butter on his feet. Yeah, that’s right. Smear a thick layer of butter all over his feet. After that, put some socks in his feet. Then, you put his feet in a tub of steaming hot water, and his head into a tub of ice-cold water. After an hour, take his feet out and take of the socks and butter. Then, take a knife and chop off a thin layer of skin in his feet. Then repeat the process twice, and then send him home with soft socks on. Ok?”

"Great idea, Mr. Um... Iron Patriot! Let's give it a spin!"

 

*masculine voice* Hey, what are you doing to my feet? Oh. That actually feels kind of, nice and soft. Ok, socks? Ok."

*studio assistant 1* "Bring over that boiling water."

*studio assistant 2* "Do you think we should pull out the restraints?"

*studio assistant 1* "Nah, I'm sure we'll be fine."

*masculine voice* "Uh, restraints?"

*Schshhhhhhhh.*

"OUCH! That BURNS!"

*studio assistant 1* "You'll be fine. Here, just put on this hat."

*masculine voice* "This isn't a hat, it's a-- glub glub." 

*a few moments later*

"Blehhhhhhhhhh. Blehhhhhhhh"

*studio assistant 1* "I don't that was supposed to happen."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

*static*

 

"Congratulations! Your plan worked! Our next patients are three men who were turned into Drowneds*. 

*bleeeeeeeehhh* *scream*

Make that four Drowneds. They appear to be attacking the studio assistants we have sent in to help. Do we have any callers?

*(a minecraft reference, aka, a water zombie)

Edited September 4, 2020 by Scarletfox

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

123-456-7890

[Scarletfox]

“Welcome to Medical Mysteries with Karol Omer! May I ask who’s calling?”

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

“Captain Nemo”

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Please get my reference 

 

[Scarletfox]

"We're so glad to have you, Captain Nemo! What do you propose?"

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From Twenty Thousand Leagues under the Sea?

 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

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Not exactly. . . 

“Instead of letting them breathe water we should let them breathe air, right? So, to cancel out the water, let’s pour lava down their lungs!”

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Make inside their lungs turn to rock, maybe?

 

[Scarletfox]

29 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

“Instead of letting them breathe water we should let them breathe air, right? So, to cancel out the water, let’s pour lava down their lungs!”

"Great idea, Captain Nemo! We will send in some studio assistants to pour lava down their throats." 

 

*footsteps*

*studio assistant* Here you go, Mr. Drow- hey, what are you doing?

*patient* blehhhhhhh

*studio assistant* Ouch, that, that kind of hurts. Hey, leave me alone! Help! Help, no, please AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*static*

 

"I'm sorry, but your solution did not work. We now have five drowneds."

 

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It's not from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea? Then from what?

 

Edited September 4, 2020 by Scarletfox
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[Mat he/him]

123-456-7890

[Scarletfox]

5 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

123-456-7890

"May I ask who's calling?"

[Mat he/him]

Just now, Scarletfox said:

"May I ask who's calling?"

"Moore, Grant Moore. Ma'am."

[Scarletfox]

"Welcome to the show, Moore Grant Moore ma'am, what do you think we should do about the five drowneds?"

@Matrim's Dice

Edited September 4, 2020 by Scarletfox

[Mat he/him]

38 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

"Welcome to the show, Moore Grant Moore ma'am, what do you think we should do about the five drowneds?"

@Matrim's Dice

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Oh, should've checked this  

"Well, you know, just take a heat lamp, and well, you know, the heat from the lamp will dehydrate the drowneds, you know, and turn 'um back into, you know, humans, right?- Wait, no, you know, send in a decoy, you know, like one of those cardboard cutouts, you know, of a studio assistant, right? Then when the drowneds, you know, go after the decoy, you know, blast 'em with the heat lamps! Yeah, that."

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

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@Scarletfox

 

[Scarletfox]

On 9/4/2020 at 4:22 PM, Matrim's Dice said:

"Well, you know, just take a heat lamp, and well, you know, the heat from the lamp will dehydrate the drowneds, you know, and turn 'um back into, you know, humans, right?- Wait, no, you know, send in a decoy, you know, like one of those cardboard cutouts, you know, of a studio assistant, right? Then when the drowneds, you know, go after the decoy, you know, blast 'em with the heat lamps! Yeah, that."

"Great idea, Mr. Moore Grant Moore ma'am! We're sending in the assistants now!"

 

*studio assistant whispering* "Alright, send in the cardboard cutout"

bzzzzzzzz

*patients* bleeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*chomping*

*studio assistant whispering* "alright, get the heat lamp, we're going in! Ha! Take that, fiend!"

blehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*studio assistant* "Oh dear."

*static*

 

"You're plan did not work. The drowneds did not respond to the heatlamps quick enough, and we now have seven of them."

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Sorry that took me forever. I spent a long time making a really funny version, and then it deleted it all and I got discouraged.

 

[Condensation she/her]

123-456-7890

[Scarletfox]

10 hours ago, Condensation said:

123-456-7890

"May I ask who's calling?"

[Condensation she/her]

"This is Harmony."

[Scarletfox]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

"This is Harmony."

"Welcome to the show, this is Harmony! What solution do you suggest for the seven drowneds who blast heat lamps at all who come near?"

[Condensation she/her]

"Lure them into the freezer, then close the door, wait for them to freeze, secure them, then blast them with heat lamps."