Pickup lines (of any kind)!

[Hen she/her]

Big? Small? Corny? Actually pretty decent when it comes down to it? Doesn’t matter to me, I’ll take em! 

I’ll start:

Are you my appendix? Cause I don’t understand how you make me feel but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to Take. You. Out.

[dannnex male]

“Hey, you heard about Pluto? That’s messed up right?”

 

if you get this you’re a cool person

[Lunamor she/her]

11 minutes ago, Danex said:

“Hey, you heard about Pluto? That’s messed up right?”

 

if you get this you’re a cool person

“Wait for iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... 

...

...

...

*hand them a pineapple*

[I Am A Fish he/him]

• Hey...

         Are you my WIFI? Because I'm feeling a connection.

• You can dance! I can dance!

        IT MUST BE A COINCI-DANCE!  *Proceed to start dancing*

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

2 hours ago, Hentient said:

Big? Small? Corny? Actually pretty decent when it comes down to it? Doesn’t matter to me, I’ll take em! 

I’ll start:

Are you my appendix? Cause I don’t understand how you make me feel but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to Take. You. Out.

HENTIENT STOP SCARING ME

I literally just heard that one for the first time last night. Were you there?

And all of these:

Call me shrek cause I’m head ogre heels for you

Are your French? because Eiffel you.

    Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist correct?

  OW! I just bit my lip could you kiss it better?

    Is your name google cause you have everything I’ve been searching for. 

    Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

    I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

    I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Edited August 23, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?

Here are some MotCoJCoLDS pick up lines:

1. I just got off my mission, and I’m looking for my next companion.  
2.  Is your name Virtue? Because you’ve been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly. 
3. I was reading the Book of Numbers last night, and I realized I didn’t have yours.
4. You seem familiar. Did we meet in the pre-existence?
5. Can you bring your feelings for me to the church Thursday night at 7? Because I’m pretty sure it’s mutual.
6. Are you the iron rod? Cause I want to hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
7. Guy says: “You know, I’m constantly on a spiritual high.” Girl: “Oh yeah? Why?” Guy: “Because not even Moses got to see a vision every day—and I get to see you.”
8. Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes. 
9. (While dancing) "You know, I'm really grateful for Martin Harris." "Why?" "Because without him, there'd be another 116 pages between us."
10. Is your name Ammon? Because you’re disarming.
11. Are you a Gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
12. I knew I’d feel the Spirit at EFY, but I didn’t think I’d see an angel!
13. The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back
14. What’s a celestial boy/girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
15. Wait, is your name _____? You’re not going to believe this, but your name is in my patriarchal blessing.
16. Are you Laban’s sword? Because you are exceedingly fine.

[Channelknight Fadran]

*Has nothing* (sadface  )

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Let's try out some cosmere ones...

You must be a Coinshot because I'm steel in love with you.

You must be a Windrunner because I'm falling for you.

What's your favorite Aon? Mine is Omi and you!

Are you a Bondsmith? Because our Tension makes me want to stick around.

My horoscope said I'd meet a Kandra today. Well specifically it said I'd meet a Ten soon... 

and of course best of all

The problem is you return to find your favorite spot has been taken by a pretty girl. Now, a gentleman would move on to another spot, leaving the lady to her contemplations. However, this is the best spot on the balcony- it's the only place close enough to a lantern to have good reading light.

 

[+Invocation]

Are you a doughnut? Because you're all curves and sugar.

That's the only one I know because it's so far had a 100% success rate so I haven't bothered to learn another.

Edited August 24, 2020 by Invocation

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Warning: Bad pick up lines ahead. Proceed with caution.

Are you a photographer? Because I can picture the two of us together.

You look as magical as a fairytale, and I’d love to be in your story. 

You must be a lurcher, because I feel Pulled towards you. 

Edited August 24, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[PiedPiper she/her]

Here are some really bad ones (they're not corny, they're just bad):

I'm a Drab, unfortunately. I lost my Breath when I first saw you.

I'm burning electrum right now, and I can see my future with you.

If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

[Scarletfox]

I was going to read another book, but then I met you. 

[revelryintheart she/her]

On 8/23/2020 at 6:42 PM, Channelknight Fadran said:

*Has nothing* (sadface  )

Fadran I'm just gonna warn you that pickup line probably won't work

[Hen she/her]

44 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

I was going to read another book, but then I met you. 

This is a powerful one

[dannnex male]

48 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

I was going to read another book, but then I met you. 

Elend to vin. 

[revelryintheart she/her]

That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea.

Because... it's so sharp.

[Hen she/her]

Flameo hotman! 

[Scarletfox]

If I were a fire bender, do you know what passion would fuel me?

My love for you.

[Hen she/her]

Are you my self esteem cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere! 

[+Doomstick he/him]

[Jaywalk he/him]

On 8/24/2020 at 7:45 PM, Scarletfox said:

I was going to read another book, but then I met you. 

This one’s actually relatable.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

On 8/23/2020 at 6:42 PM, Channelknight Fadran said:

*Has nothing* (sadface  )

Well, since nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?