Selecting the Leader of the Hegemony of the World

[Spren of Kindness]

4 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

We need to make an example.

Who wants to be executed?

As your Vice Hegemon, I don't think that's a good idea.  You're asking for a rebellion and death by mob, Hegemon Fadran.

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, Spren of Kindness said:

As your Vice Hegemon, I don't think that's a good idea.  You're asking for a rebellion and death by mob, Hegemon Fadran.

Mmm... you're right, of course. Glad I chose you.

@Matrim's Dice we'll let them go... this time.

Edited August 26, 2020 by Channelknight Fadran

[Mat]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Mmm... you're right, of course. Glad I chose you.

@Matrim's Dice we'll let them go... this time.

Affirmative. While traitorous actions cannot be tolerated, the first act of violence cannot be ours.

[Spren of Kindness]

1 minute ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Affirmative. While traitorous actions cannot be tolerated, the first act of violence cannot be ours.

Or maybe we try to not be violent at all?  You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

[Mat]

2 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Or maybe we try to not be violent at all?  You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

Hmm... maybe you're on to something. *Trades battle axe for a unicorn horn*

[Bearer of all agonies]

@Matrim's Dice, I will help you find the criminals to behead!

[Mat]

9 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

@Matrim's Dice, I will help you find the criminals to behead!

Well, I don't behead anymore. I shoot magical sparkles. But sure!

[Bearer of all agonies]

Let’s root out These criminals!

Spoiler

Jk

 

[Vapor]

51 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Or maybe we try to not be violent at all?  You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

 

48 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Hmm... maybe you're on to something. *Trades battle axe for a unicorn horn*

That's my job!

[Condensation]

What's your job?

[Enter a username]

@Channelknight Fadran Can I be hired? Maybe Department of Random Ideas?

Edited August 28, 2020 by Enter a username

[Channelknight Fadran]

8 hours ago, Enter a username said:

@Channelknight Fadran Can I be hired? Maybe Department of Random Ideas?

You're hired! For Hegemony of Department of Random Ideas!

[Condensation]

Cool!

[Enter a username]

First random idea: cookies MUST be scanned via steel/iron Allomancy.

[Condensation]

[Enter a username]

I should probably clarify what these random ideas are. Basically, I have an idea for Fadran to approve or deny. The approved ones become law, while the denied ones don't.

[The Forgetful Archivist]

58 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

First random idea: cookies MUST be scanned via steel/iron Allomancy.

How effective would this be? Seeing as the more invested a spike is the harder it is to sense with steel/iron sight wouldn't this just flood the streets with higher invested spiked cookies? We already tried this with America's war on drugs, one of the results was an increase in drug potincy, why wouldn't this happen here?

[Condensation]

*potency

[+Doomstick]

23 minutes ago, The Forgetful Archivist said:

How effective would this be? Seeing as the more invested a spike is, the harder it is to sense with steel/iron sight, wouldn't this just flood the streets with higher invested spiked cookies? We already tried this with America's war on drugs, one of the results was an increase in drug potency, why wouldn't this happen here?

there, fixed syntax as well as spelling

[Condensation]

Thank you, Doomstick.

[+Doomstick]

It is my job.

Edited September 1, 2020 by Doomstick

[Condensation]

'Tis true! But it's also my job, especially when you disregard syntax, spelling, punctuation, and/or capitalization.

[Enter a username]

It would take a very, very, very potent spike to not register at all. That, or messing with the iron/steel lines in the Cognitive Realm.

Edited September 1, 2020 by Enter a username

[The Forgetful Archivist]

13 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

It would take a very, very, very potent spike to not register at all. That, or messing with the iron/steel lines in the Cognitive Realm.

There are trace amounts of iron in a normal cookie, I mean how does one distinguish these small irregularities from spikes. You just need to blend into the background steel radiation if you will.

[Condensation]

I don't think that would work unless it was a very small spike.