Certified Gay Disasters

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, VieB13 said:

*joins in*

*SIGH* 

players

I’m also a dm now we got almost nothing done in the first session other than one kid took a sword to the groin… um yah I would like to say that was the players decision not mine but yah

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

*joins in*

*SIGH* 

players

*hands cool rootbeer.* I know right? Players. ugh. 

2 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

I’m also a dm now we got almost nothing done in the first session other than one kid took a sword to the groin… um yah I would like to say that was the players decision not mine but yah

That is a surprisingly productive first session, especially for a new DM. Good job!

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Knight said:

*hands cool rootbeer.* I know right? Players. ugh. 

Mine are so crazy. I had to SMITE them Skye. SMITE THEM last tjme

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Knight said:

*hands cool rootbeer.* I know right? Players. ugh. 

That is a surprisingly productive first session, especially for a new DM. Good job!

BAHAHAH and then they spent about twenty minutes trying (and failing) to juno down this hole I was like maybe you guys should send your monk with high acrobatics and athletics down first then he can do a rope or something, and they were like noooo first wizard then bard then barbarian so they’re all almost dead

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Oh yes. Very true. it requires cooperation, which is not unheard of in D&D groups.

Unheard of? No. Common? Also no.

I think I'm mostly Neutral Good

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, Ookla the Kansan said:

Unheard of? No. Common? Also no.

I think I'm mostly Neutral Good

Ahh tracks. If I had to pick for me and not one I prefer to play, it’s probably that. 

8 hours ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

BAHAHAH and then they spent about twenty minutes trying (and failing) to juno down this hole I was like maybe you guys should send your monk with high acrobatics and athletics down first then he can do a rope or something, and they were like noooo first wizard then bard then barbarian so they’re all almost dead

I feel that actually my players are similar and almost none of them know what they’re doing

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

45 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Unheard of? No. Common? Also no.

I think I'm mostly Neutral Good

I would agree with that

 

44 minutes ago, Ookla the Whimsical said:

Ahh tracks. If I had to pick for me and not one I prefer to play, it’s probably that. 

I feel that actually my players are similar and almost none of them know what they’re doing

yup same I’m the only one in the entire game that’s ever played DnD before

[momadrac they/them]

I be neutral neutral so I can wreak havoc or bring in morals, whatever I feel like that day

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

12 minutes ago, momadrac said:

I be neutral neutral so I can wreak havoc or bring in morals, whatever I feel like that day

Hahahahahaha

[Vielence She/Her]

20 minutes ago, momadrac said:

I be neutral neutral so I can wreak havoc or bring in morals, whatever I feel like that day

Solid. 

[momadrac they/them]

13 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Hahahahahaha

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Whimsical said:

Solid. 

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

im chaotic nuetral or chaotic good or chaotic evil

im so chaotic i cant decide on my other one

[momadrac they/them]

Okay what's going on with the ookla thing 

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@Ookla The Vessel Of Honor are you new or did you just change your pfp and name...?

are u secretly honor's ghost??

is it a cult??

Edited November 26, 2025 by momadrac

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

13 minutes ago, momadrac said:

Okay what's going on with the ookla thing 

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@Ookla The Vessel Of Honor are you new or did you just change your pfp and name...?

are u secretly honor's ghost??

is it a cult??

Ya thats Honor's Ghost

im coder

every year at Nov 26th, everyone changes their Display Name to Ookla the ____

in honor of @PeterAhlstrom

[momadrac they/them]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

Ya thats Honor's Ghost

im coder

every year at Nov 26th, everyone changes their Display Name to Ookla the ____

in honor of @PeterAhlstrom

Ohhhh

One moment please

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

20 minutes ago, momadrac said:

Okay what's going on with the ookla thing 

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@Ookla The Vessel Of Honor are you new or did you just change your pfp and name...?

are u secretly honor's ghost??

is it a cult??

I am honors ghost

[momadrac they/them]

1 minute ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

I am honors ghost

Hi

Sorry

I understand now

Edited November 26, 2025 by Ookla the Tree

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

Hi

Sorry

I understand now

lol don’t be sorry nice to meet you ookla the tree

[momadrac they/them]

8 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

lol don’t be sorry nice to meet you ookla the tree

Nice to meet you too, Ookla the Vessel of Honor 

[Choirnull she/they/it]

16 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

Again with this? How old did you think I was and why?

Alrighty! I apologize if I ask a question that was already asked.

How did you find out you were queer?

Do you have any questions? (This counts as a question I swear)

I saw on your intro post that you're an SCP Foundation fan, what is some of your favorite stuff on there?

i just realized one day that i had a little tiny crush on one of my friends(who happened to be the same sex as me)

i don't really think i have any questions.. that might change tho

i like discovering new SCPs that are generally kind of ignored - for instance, SCP-136, the Naked Doll, has a really interesting concept 

16 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

Oh by the way, @Choirnull, I'd mention this on the RP sign-up thread, but that would break the double-posting rule, so I'll just mention here that after looking at the characters we already have, the Certified concept you made kinda overlaps with some already existing ones. Nothing wrong with it, just kinda blends in too much with what we already have. Feel free to write a new one.

oh, thanks for mentioning that! i didn't really want to spend twenty minutes looking at all the other Certified concepts and trying to figure out one of my own so i just went with the first one i thought of and hoped no one else had tried to take it lol

[momadrac they/them]

what ever happened to the cake? are we still gonna make @chaos eat it??

[Kaymyth she/her]

The cake is a lie.

[momadrac they/them]

2 minutes ago, Kaymyth said:

The cake is a lie.

dang portal

[Keke They/he]

50 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

what ever happened to the cake? are we still gonna make @chaos eat it??

We dunno his fav type yet?

Lemme message him on discord if we don't yet. 

41 minutes ago, Kaymyth said:

The cake is a lie.

AGEYEUEJEGHDURU *CRIES* THE TRAUMA

38 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

dang portal

 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

43 minutes ago, Kaymyth said:

The cake is a lie.

Neurotoxin time!