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[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

I mean, I'd prolly jump him too. Unless @Honors ghost looked like she was winning, in which case I'd jump her.

 

Oh btw I don't have a tambo I have a sword.

4 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Ok. See, when it comes to fighting/crime I say go big or go home, so I either use fists or sword.

3 minutes ago, Shatter said:

I prefer Vicious Mockery and, if necessary, Krav Maga (Yes. I am learning how to kill with my bare hands).

I am immune to vicious mockery.

I can def take out @Honors ghost if she has a sword; I'm less confident against @KnightSkye Reforged, so I think I'll take her sword and use it to fight you and @Shatter

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1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I am immune to vicious mockery.

I can def take out @Honors ghost if she has a sword; I'm less confident against @KnightSkye Reforged, so I think I'll take her sword and use it to fight you and @Shatter

Darn maybe I shouldn’t bring my sword bc he makes a good point I’m pretty sure he’d just take it althoughhhh my sword is rly crappy so yk maybe it’ll be fine, it’s closer to a metal rod then a sword lol

Edited November 14, 2025 by Honors ghost

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

Darn maybe I shouldn’t bring my sword bc he makes a good point I’m pretty sure he’d just take it

Then I'll just use you and Shatter as human shields

Edited November 14, 2025 by Kansas Stormcursed

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Then I'll just use you and ShatteShatter as human shields

WHAT NO DONT HURT SHATTER

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Honors ghost said:

WHAT NO DONT HURT SHATTER

He himself also volunteered to jump me

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5 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

He himself also volunteered to jump me

And?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

And?

And if I have two unarmed people and a person with a sword all attacking me, I'm using the two unarmed people as shields

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

And if I have two unarmed people and a person with a sword all attacking me, I'm using the two unarmed people as shields

But that’s mean

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

But that’s mean

It's legal

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Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

It's legal

But so are a lot of things you shouldn’t do

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

5 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

But that’s mean

That's wizard's chess

1 minute ago, Honors ghost said:

But so are a lot of things you shouldn’t do

It keeps me alive; and if a bunch of people are attacking me, it's really the only way to keep aliving

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Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

That's wizard's chess

It keeps me alive; and if a bunch of people are attacking me, it's really the only way to keep aliving

Well we wouldn’t kill you, right @KnightSkye Reforged?

[Shatter He/Him]

16 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I am immune to vicious mockery.

I can def take out @Honors ghost if she has a sword; I'm less confident against @KnightSkye Reforged, so I think I'll take her sword and use it to fight you and @Shatter

I run. ezpz.

15 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Then I'll just use you and Shatter as human shields

I thought you were my friend 

7 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

And if I have two unarmed people and a person with a sword all attacking me, I'm using the two unarmed people as shields

I wasn't going to be attacking you. I was going to be defending people. I'm a Windrunner, for god's sake.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

Well we wouldn’t kill you, right @KnightSkye Reforged?

KnightSkye in particular is wielding a weapon whose sole design is based around death

[Shatter He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

That's wizard's chess

It keeps me alive; and if a bunch of people are attacking me, it's really the only way to keep aliving

aliving... well with that grammar, soon you'll be deading.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Shatter said:

I run. ezpz.

I thought you were my friend 

I wasn't going to be attacking you. I was going to be defending people. I'm a Windrunner, for god's sake.

Ahh ok then you're clear. I misunderstood your earlier statement

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8 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Ahh ok then you're clear. I misunderstood your earlier statement

You won’t hurt me

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

You won’t hurt me

Nah, not really. But you're itty bitty, I can easily move you around

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Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Nah, not really. But you're itty bitty, I can easily move you around

Sigh yeah your right. Meanie bobeanie 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Honors ghost said:

Sigh yeah your right. Meanie bobeanie 

Your own fault

You scream when I so much as set up a fingerlock

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Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Your own fault

You scream when I so much as set up a fingerlock

Well yah bc then sometimes you stop it’s the same as how I automatically fall over when someone try’s to throw me bc I’d rather fall on my own terms than on theirz

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Honors ghost said:

Well yah bc then sometimes you stop it’s the same as how I automatically fall over when someone try’s to throw me bc I’d rather fall on my own terms than on theirz

A fingerlock doesn't even really hurt

You're strange

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Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

A fingerlock doesn't even really hurt

You're strange

…Dylan we knew this…

[momadrac they/them]

8 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

…Dylan we knew this…

name dropping?????

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Just now, momadrac said:

name dropping?????

He named dropped a while ago