Certified Gay Disasters

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Hang on though! If you are Ace, but you have a boyfriend, then to the typical outsider you would look  straight. So, can we refer to this as

*drum roll please*  

Stealth Gay!

 

See, we already have @Kansas Stormcursed recruiting all the martial artist to give you a fighting force, but we need some stealth operatives too so that we can do the back ally conversions better, soooo...

Basically, can we get the entire TF2 lineup, but out of gay people?

Irl I, too, am a Stealth Gay

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Irl I, too, am a Stealth Gay

Ok! So you can do both the sneaking and the taking care of problems! 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

5 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Irl I, too, am a Stealth Gay

No your not everyone knows your gay

[Akimikoisthecutest]

1 minute ago, Honors ghost said:

No your not everyone knows your gay

Look at your profile picture @Kansas Stormcursed

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

No your not everyone knows your gay

Yeah, he meant in real life. Not in the sanctuary of the shard.

1 minute ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Look at your profile picture @Kansas Stormcursed

Shardantuary.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Yeah, he meant in real life. Not in the sanctuary of the shard.

Shardantuary.

No it’s pretty obvious in real life too also he only has one friend group and they all know as well

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

No it’s pretty obvious in real life too also he only has one friend group and they all know as well

Ah, I see. 

Alas, I have been deceived! *adds to the list of reasons to shorten him*

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Ah, I see. 

Alas, I have been deceived! *adds to the list of reasons to shorten him*

Hahahah yes‍

[Akimikoisthecutest]

2 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*adds to the list of reasons to shorten him*

What do you mean by this?

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

9 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

What do you mean by this?

He's taller than me. This is unacceptable. So I am literally going to take him down a few pegs. 

7 pegs, each measuring one inch, to be precise. 

[Akimikoisthecutest]

2 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

He's taller than me. This is unacceptable. So I am literally going to take him down a few pegs. 

7 pegs, each measuring one inch, to be precise. 

I think it's so fun that you know each other irl

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

5 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

He's taller than me. This is unacceptable. So I am literally going to take him down a few pegs. 

7 pegs, each measuring one inch, to be precise. 

Please do it’ll make his punches a lot easier to evase

[Akimikoisthecutest]

1 minute ago, Honors ghost said:

evase

The typos are real

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

5 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I think it's so fun that you know each other irl

Oh I don't. But I asked him is height and he told me. so one day when I meet him, fist we are gonna spar, then I'm gonna shorten him.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 minute ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

The typos are real

Ughhh lemme aloneeee they already bullied me enough for this sigh but oh well ig it’s my destiny

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Oh I don't. But I asked him is height and he told me. so one day when I meet him, fist we are gonna spar, then I'm gonna shorten him.

That’d be so fun we should spar too

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

4 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

Please do it’ll make his punches a lot easier to evase

*LOOKS* *says nothing*

Just now, Honors ghost said:

Ughhh lemme aloneeee they already bullied me enough for this sigh but oh well ig it’s my destiny

That’d be so fun we should spar too

Yeah!

[Akimikoisthecutest]

26 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

He's taller than me. This is unacceptable. So I am literally going to take him down a few pegs. 

7 pegs, each measuring one inch, to be precise. 

Oh, he's taller than me too 

[Cookie Spren]

sooo... um...

:3

heh heh...

*nervous cough*

blugiuygoilgvgfokughiljfiuguglvuhjg

been sorta closeted for a few years. still am. I'm still straight. didnt know if this was the right place to go.

*wheeeeeeeeeeeezeeeee*

Spoiler

 

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

sooo... um...

:3

heh heh...

*nervous cough*

blugiuygoilgvgfokughiljfiuguglvuhjg

been sorta closeted for a few years. still am. I'm still straight. didnt know if this was the right place to go.

*wheeeeeeeeeeeezeeeee*

This is absolutely the best place you could have come.

[Cookie Spren]

Just now, Akimikoisthecutest said:

This is absolutely the best place you could have come.

Edited November 15, 2025 by The Sly Cookie

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

sooo... um...

:3

heh heh...

*nervous cough*

blugiuygoilgvgfokughiljfiuguglvuhjg

been sorta closeted for a few years. still am. I'm still straight. didnt know if this was the right place to go.

*wheeeeeeeeeeeezeeeee*

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Heyyy welcome do you still identify as straight bc like… femboys… usually aren’t…?

[Akimikoisthecutest]

1 minute ago, The Sly Cookie said:

We are all one kind of gay or another

[Cookie Spren]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

Heyyy welcome do you still identify as straight bc like… femboys… usually aren’t…?

Yep

I've known plenty of straight femboys btw

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

Yep

I've known plenty of straight femboys btw

Rly wow I wish I know none, well either way welcome this is a cool place we are queer/allys who just hang out and occasionally summon mods

[Cookie Spren]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

Rly wow I wish I know none, well either way welcome this is a cool place we are queer/allys who just hang out and occasionally summon mods

In a good way or a bad way? XD