The middlest post wins!!!!!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Perhaps we should start

A brand new thread for haikus.

A good idea, hm?

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[Immortal Platypus]

we probably should.

But will we? no, we won't. I

Think we won't do it.

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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It bothers me so

when a complete phrase is just

cut up between lines.

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Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual
Yes, I see the hypocrisy in that poem.

[Telrao she/her]

(this was ninja'd)

But why would we not?

To speak in Haikus is great!

A good idea.

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Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Floofy

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A ninja attack!

Misaligned numbers rampage.

Time for some edits.

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Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual
I keep forgetting to put the number.

[Telrao she/her]

Indeed, an edit

Would be an excellent thought

More haikus to come

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Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Floofy

[Immortal Platypus]

We should, I agree

But will we? I won't do it

But I hope you do

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[Telrao she/her]

I will not be here

For the next too months to come

But I could make it

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[Immortal Platypus]

that would be awesome

I'm sad that you won't be here

I will post haikus

333 (yay!!!)

[Telrao she/her]

The thread has been made

The link to it is right here

Haikus are so cool!

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Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Floofy

[Immortal Platypus]

yay! thank you a lot

That makes me very happy

now I can stop doing my haikus here

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Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hauikus are confusing, yet beautiful.

...

Most of the time.

...

I think.

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[Immortal Platypus]

depends on who is making said haiku. some people are great at it and some are not. i am sometimes good.

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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Root is the greatest

Root is far superior

Root is forever.

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[Immortal Platypus]

go make your haikus on this thread. don't do them here.

13 hours ago, Ookla the Floofy said:

The thread has been made

The link to it is right here

Haikus are so cool!

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I just realized that this could be pronounced in such a way that it has 6 syllables in the 3rd line. (coo-ol rather than coo-l (one syllable)

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Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[Robin Sedai she/her]

My first post here

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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A shadow slipped into the thread.

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[Immortal Platypus]

Shadow, go back to TLT. There are no ruins of Kalinor here!

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Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Shadow blinked, it wasn't that shadow. It was one of the other shadows.

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[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Uh oh, one of Emulaton's shadows has defected! CALL THE POLICE!

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[That1Cellist he/him]

I'm going to post here because I feel like it. No shadows allowed.

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[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Shadow blinked, it wasn't that shadow. It was one of the other shadows.

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This comma is not grammatically correct. 

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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

6 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Uh oh, one of Emulaton's shadows has defected! CALL THE POLICE!

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The shadow wasn't Emulation's either.

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[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Root" started that way

And it got concentrated

No longer root beer

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Edited December 2, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

48 minutes ago, Ookla the Nerdy said:

"Root" started that way

And it got concentrated

No longer root beer

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Root started out as root beer, but without the beer.

Who even knows what it is now.

Perhaps someday I'll tell you the story behind it.

For now, all you can do is wonder.

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