The middlest post wins!!!!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The thwaps: 

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I said Thwak.

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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

When ever I see Thwak I think Thwap's now.

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

what will be, will be.

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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

what won't be won't be. and that is obviously that mayonnaise won't be renamed Meanaise.

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Edited May 19, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I agree.

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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It should instead be named Bob

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And everyone should have at least one pet rock named Dwayne.

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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

That's a great name for a rock

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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

What if I don't want a pet rock?

My family has pet tarantulas. Those are much cooler.

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[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Just waiting for post 139, so I can jump in and announce my victory.

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Edited May 19, 2022 by Ta'veren Kaladin
Forgot my number

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What have you named you tarantulas?

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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

We have about twenty, and many of them don't have names. But we also have named a lot of them. I think we named two of our Poecilotheria Metallica tarantulas Blupee and Primary, we used to have a Honduran Curly-hair named Scary Larry, and a Green Bottle Blue named Heebie Jeebie, a Poecilotheria Tigrinawesseli named Tigrin, two Red Rump Tarantulas named Ruby and Ladybug, and a bunch of other ones that I'm still forgetting. Plus a bunch of other ones that don't have names.

We have a LOT of tarantulas.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

We have about twenty, and many of them don't have names. But we also have named a lot of them. I think we named two of our Poecilotheria Metallica tarantulas Blupee and Primary, we used to have a Honduran Curly-hair named Scary Larry, and a Green Bottle Blue named Heebie Jeebie, a Poecilotheria Tigrinawesseli named Tigrin, two Red Rump Tarantulas named Ruby and Ladybug, and a bunch of other ones that I'm still forgetting. Plus a bunch of other ones that don't have names.

We have a LOT of tarantulas.

HOLY--

Wow. My mom would NOT want to be in your house. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I get a lot of people saying that. It's really fun.

Most of the time I just forget about them because I've lived with them for so long. But if one escaped, I would probably still freak out, just less than most other people would freak out.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I would like that many tarantulas and I would only freak out if I got bit and a little if they escaped but my mom and my sister hate spiders.

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Edited May 20, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Some of our tarantulas bites are only about as bad as a bee sting, but others will make you hurt very very much. No one has ever died from a tarantula bite in recorded history, though.

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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I would definitely like that many tarantulas then. I'd also like snakes but my mom would hate that idea about as much as tarantulas.

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[Guest]

Ever heard of a dog... or like a cat? You should get one instead! (= jk

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I have two cats but I like reptiles a lot

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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I can't have cats because someone in my extended family is deathly allergic.

We do have a hypoallergenic dog, though. And a saltwater tank with fish and snails.

And before someone wishes for a pet dragon, I would like to point out that dragons are sapient beings and having one as a pet would be like having a human as a pet. So there.

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[Guest]

what about a komodo? 

Edited May 20, 2022 by Blake Hawklow

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

If you get bitten you will most likely die. I wish I had that many pets @The Bookwyrm.

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

my only pet is a pet rock.

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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Named Dwayne? What about just Wayne?

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(Triple digits and congratulations to whoever posted 50th.)

Edited May 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm