I'm just here for the punchy-punchy, stabby-stabby

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Hi guys, Negative_Null here. I'm a big Sanderson fan ever since my friend made me read Alcatraz, and here we are. Love the Shardcast, all the books, and inexplicably, Moash, but not Stick (Fight me)

What else? I'd be an Elsecaller as far as I know, Brass compounding would be awesome whether or not you could actually set things on fire, and my Talent is bad puns.

Am I in, or do I need more Intent?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

That's like one of the best opening posts I've seen in my time here.  Welcome to the Shard, friend!

[Negative_Null They/Them]

1 minute ago, Shard of Thought said:

That's like one of the best opening posts I've seen in my time here.  Welcome to the Shard, friend!

Yay! Thanks so much, both for the welcome and the compliment 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Who's your favorite Sanderson character? 

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Lift is up there. She reminds me of my own sense of humor and who doesn't love pancakes?

Elend is literally me though, so I'll have to side with the emperor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

There was actually a thread debating whether or not pancakes or waffles was better.

Elend is great and I'm glad you like him. When I had my friends read Mistborn, they were all mad that he kinda grew up from the first book. Which is sad, 'cause Elend is a caterpillar. He grows. 

[Karger he/him]

Welcome!  Elend is also literally me.  Especially on dates.

[+Invocation]

These Words Are Accepted.

Welcome to the Shard!

[ToaCalune he/him]

Welcome to the cult community of Sanderfans! Enjoy your stay.

Spoiler

Also, never talk about Moash. He is dead to the community. If you speak of him in any positive light, everyone will attack you like a bunch of bloodthirsty kolos. Just a heads up.

 

[Honorless he/him]

6 hours ago, Negative_Null said:

Hi guys, Negative_Null here. I'm a big Sanderson fan ever since my friend made me read Alcatraz, and here we are. Love the Shardcast, all the books, and inexplicably, Moash, but not Stick (Fight me)

What else? I'd be an Elsecaller as far as I know, Brass compounding would be awesome whether or not you could actually set things on fire, and my Talent is bad puns.

Am I in, or do I need more Intent?

I'm not fighting you, we're brothers-in-arms then! 

[Negative_Null They/Them]

That's what I've always said! Sanderson is great because of how well his characters grow. Not a lot of authors do it quite as well

Well, ok, fine. Vyre is cool. Potato potato 

[Honorless he/him]

Exactly! [Pau-tae-toe], btw, how about you?

[Negative_Null They/Them]

I think people that say po-tah-toe are as rare as talking sticks really are, my friend

[Honorless he/him]

Who's your least favourite character, Null? And which Shardworld would you choose to live in, if you had the choice?

Edited March 5, 2020 by Dreamer

[Negative_Null They/Them]

I'm on the fandom with this one. Zane never needed to be around.

If I don't get to follow Hoid around, at least I'll be inventing instant noodles on Scadrial

[Honorless he/him]

1 hour ago, Negative_Null said:

I'm on the fandom with this one. Zane never needed to be around.

If I don't get to follow Hoid around, at least I'll be inventing instant noodles on Scadrial

You, I like you

[Aon Tia she/her]

Welcome to the shard ! 
 

12 hours ago, Negative_Null said:

Zane never needed to be around.

Wise words indeed! 

[Wander89 he/him]

Welcome! What a post!!

[Iarwainiel I she/her]

Welcome to the Shard @Negative_Null !

Your OP reminds me of Belkar from "The Order of the Stick" (an online comic). There used to be a thread for it here on the forums, but it seems to have vanished. OOTS isn't the most family-friendly, so maybe that was it? & as such I won't post a link here - you can find it easy enough by googleing.

Edited March 9, 2020 by Lump-wing