NameIess Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 (edited) Cow (whose name is now Carter) lashed himself tenfold towards Dairy farmer (whose name is now Derek) allowing the brands to go through his chest. Ignoring the pain, he slammed into Derek at well over twice the speed of sound, with a crack that echoed throughout the surrounding landscape. Edited February 26, 2020 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Quote *sigh* It was fun while it lasted Derek burned pewter and duraluminum, steeling his body against the blast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Sloth decided to stay Sloth, as that wasn’t an inherently gendered name, so they wouldn’t spontaneously become male like the other two had. They also continued to stay in the background, out of the fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Cow, a.k.a. Carter, slashed with his Shardblade. "Sloth, join your metaphorically four-footed brethren. Four-legs good, Two-legs BAAAAD! Metaphorically speaking of course." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Quote Technically, Cow would also be female. A cow is a female bovine that is fully matured and kept to produce beef or milk. The more you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 (edited) Quote Tis true. Edited February 26, 2020 by FatherTiempo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted February 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 1 hour ago, FatherTiempo said: I can only imagine that the bucket and pitchfork are both made of obsidian, and I have to wonder whether his overalls are lined with aluminum... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Naw, I think the bucket is aluminum, the pitchfork is obsidian, but the buttons are just painted wooden ones. Derek, admired his newly imagined gear and ducked beneath the swiping blade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac he/him Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Hmm yes Cow/Carter should be a girl because cow and cow. SO we should change its name to like Sophie or something(whats a really common girl name I don't really know any) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 According to the random name generator I googled, the first result was Chelsey Carson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Sloth hid behind a hay bale " Stop the bovine menace!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac he/him Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 (edited) And then suddenly fell into a pig pen. Edited March 1, 2020 by Retrac 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 (edited) Where Pig, the local Soul Stamper, stamped Sloth, causing him to lose his ability to store strength and gain a hole in his heart. Edited March 2, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 But wait, that's not how feruchemy works! The stamp only takes for a few seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 But Pig has secretly been studying Sloth for the past decade, and knows exactly how to create the perfect soul stamp that will last forever! But yes, it should be a hole in his heart, not a spike 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac he/him Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 Sloth panics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 The Radiant takes advantage of Sloth's situation, and attacks the Feruchemist! Using some classy lashing moves, they launch a barrage of rocks at the Feruchemist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Derek lunged in front of the Feruchemist, shielding sloth from the rocks. He collapsed to the ground, chest a mess of broken ribs, gut impaled with shards of rock, and face covered in bruises. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac he/him Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 26 minutes ago, Nameless said: Derek lunged in front of the Feruchemist, shielding sloth from the rocks. He collapsed to the ground, chest a mess of broken ribs, gut impaled with shards of rock, and face covered in bruises. Who is Derek again. Sorry my memory isn't what it used to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Retrac said: Who is Derek again. Sorry my memory isn't what it used to be. Derek is the Mistborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac he/him Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Ah ok thanks. "Ugh" Derek thinks, "Not again." Recalling an event very similar to this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Quote His name is Dairy Farmer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Quote I changed it to Derek! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Quote But Dairy Farmer and Cow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 Quote Derek is a lie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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