Channelknight Fadran Posted February 20, 2020 Posted February 20, 2020 So I was going through this forum and instantly ran out of stuff to do. As you can imagine, I was a little ticked off, so I decided to make a thing. Hopefully it doesn't go to crap in an instant. It's like a lot of those stories; the one's where someone posts a sentence, and then the next person posts the next sentence, and so on. Everyone's played it before. "The Longest Thread (Misadventures)" is probably the best example of this. I decided to go a little niche, however, and we're confined to two main characters as of right now. These two characters-- the Knight Radiant and the Mistborn-- are dueling each other for the sixteen shards they've managed to capture and enslave. Our job is to narrate what tactics and attacks they use against the other. Here're the rules: 1. You must remain within the general rules of the Sanderson's series's. The Mistborn can run out of metals, the Radiant can run out of stormlight, and neither of them can summon black holes by snapping the spirit web and burn out the cosmere. Y'know, basic stuff like that. 2. You can only narrate one character at a time. When you narrate that character, you can give them 1 action and 1 bit of dialogue. For example: "The Mistborn burns tin. 'Prepare to die, Radiant!'" If the Mistborn burns atium, though, then the next person to post something must say what the Mistborn sees. 3. No killing the Radiant or the Mistborn! If someone breaks this rule and kills one off, then do yourself a solid and bring them back to life with a free action. 4. If you want to have another character from another series join the fray (they have to be from the cosmere, and can't be any character in particular; just an embodiment of the magic system, like a ReForger, but not Shai), then notify me. 5. We're assuming the Mistborn begins with all their metals, and the Radiant can do basically any surge and is full on stormlight. 6. Ping me if you have any questions or would like to suggest a rule change. I'll start, breaking my own rules and narrating them both: The Mistborn burns tin. "Prepare to die, Radiant." The Radiant casts a half lashing and levitates. "The only one dying here is you."
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted February 20, 2020 Posted February 20, 2020 (edited) "Hah!" The Mistborn says, whipping out their glass daggers, "You think death scares me? I am death." Edited February 20, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar 1
AonEne he/him Posted February 20, 2020 Posted February 20, 2020 10 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said: So I was going through this forum and instantly ran out of stuff to do. That’s when you do more if you’re bored, I can always suggest a roleplay... The Radiant Lashes themselves fully toward the Mistborn, preparing to kick them in the face. 1
Silva Posted February 20, 2020 Posted February 20, 2020 The Mistborn catches the Radiant's foot. "Didn't anyone ever teach you to keep both of your legs on the ground?
NameIess Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 The Radiant cuts off the Mistborn's foot with a Shradblade. "It appears that strategy didn't work out for you, now did it?"
Retrac he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 12 hours ago, AonEne said: That’s when you do more if you’re bored, I can always suggest a roleplay... Ene(mind if I call you Ene) Do you enjoy roleplay? Just a random guess that isn't obvious and probably isn't right. Mistborn screams out in pain. "OWWWW!"
+Ed Venture Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Retrac said: Ene(mind if I call you Ene) Do you enjoy roleplay? Just a random guess that isn't obvious and probably isn't right. Mistborn screams out in pain. "OWWWW!" 1. You’re talking to the Roleplay Queen. 2. Shardblade wounds don’t hurt. 3. The Skybreaker used division on the Mistborn’s foot, causing the aforementioned pain. “Foolish Mistborn, feel the weight of justice for your crimes”
Retrac he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 8 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said: 2. Shardblade wounds don’t hurt Oh yeah forgot about that. Sorry been a while since I read stormlight. Working on Wheel of Time. Mistborn burns perwter and throws the Skybreaker to the ground.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 (edited) The Skybreaker hit his head on the ground. "I say!" He said, taking a sip of tea. "That was rather rude." Note: The tea was soulcast. Edited February 21, 2020 by FatherTiempo 1
AonEne he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 42 minutes ago, Retrac said: Ene(mind if I call you Ene) Do you enjoy roleplay? Just a random guess that isn't obvious and probably isn't right. Nope, don’t mind at all! And yes, I definitely love roleplaying! The Radiant spilled the tea both literally on their opponent’s face and figuratively on their opponent’s face. “YOU’RE UGLY,” they yelled, as that was somehow the only tea their blackmail-material-searchers had dug up on the Mistborn.
Retrac he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 The Mistborn was hurt. Crying he tried to think of an insult. We should give them names, just a random thought.
+Doomstick he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 (edited) "YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!!!!" "HOW APPROPRIATE!!! YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!!!!" Quote and thus they were dubbed Dairy Farmer and Cow (Mistborn and Radiant respectively) Edited February 21, 2020 by DoomStick 1
Retrac he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 19 minutes ago, DoomStick said: "YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!!!!!" "HOW APPROPRIATE!!! YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!!!!" 19 minutes ago, DoomStick said: Quote and thus they were dubbed Dairy Farmer and Cow (Mistborn and Radiant respectively) So Mistborn is now Dairy Farmer right?
+Doomstick he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 27 minutes ago, Retrac said: So Mistborn is now Dairy Farmer right? Quote yes
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 Cow leapt to his feet and threw the porcelain cup at Dairy Farmer. He galloped away shouting, "Haha! You'll never milk me!"
Channelknight Fadran Posted February 21, 2020 Author Posted February 21, 2020 And then... out of the dust... someone new appeared. "Halt, you swine!" The twinborn cried.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 Cow raised an eyebrow, and prepared to lash himself upwards. "I'm a cow, and I think your milking that entrance a bit too much."
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 Stormlight curled from Cow's skin. "Have I seen you here before? Then it seems we meet again, for the laugh time I'm sure."
Retrac he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 Twinborn is greatly disapointed in your joke. Uses speed to get behind Dairy Farmer.
FatherTiempo he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 "What, is my dialogue to pun-itive?" Cow melted the ground beneath the allomancer's feet.I Quote Can't remember what the surge is called.
Retrac he/him Posted February 21, 2020 Posted February 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said: Quote Can't remember what the surge is called. @FatherTiempo I think its called division.
Channelknight Fadran Posted February 21, 2020 Author Posted February 21, 2020 Hey everyone doing this I just realized that I haven't explained what the Twinborn can do. My apologies. I'm changing it slightly and now it's just a full feruchemist.
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