Metaphors

[High prince of geeks he/him]

LEts make a compilations of our favorite bad metaphors from David. Mine is "Gorilla at your wedding"

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

From "Mitosis:" "More useless than a bagful of snakes at a dance competition." 

[Curiosity he/him]

Brick made of porridge!

[Delightful]

Brick made of porridge!

Definitely the brick made of porridge.

[PorridgeBrick he/him]

You called?

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

You called?

I could not upvote that fast enough. 

 

Also, I think David and this guy would get along quite well: 

 

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2006-10-02/

Edited May 30, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles

[Delightful]

I could not upvote that fast enough. 

 

Also, I think David and this guy would get along quite well: 

 

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2006-10-02/

Also Zahel. You're all far too red around the ears!

[Swimmingly he/him]

More red around the ears than a compulsive ear piercer.

[High prince of geeks he/him]

an off balance washing machine filled with a hundred epileptic monkeys

[Swimmingly he/him]

It was more terrifying than the unholy lovechild of an undead laughing clown and Godzilla.

[iStarreh he/him]

"I mix with people about as well as hamsters mix with a bucket of paint" I laughed soooooo goddamn hard at this.

[WayneSpren he/him]

LEts make a compilations of our favorite bad metaphors from David. Mine is "Gorilla at your wedding"

It's "Gorilla at your buffet".

[Stormgate he/him]

A washing machine at a gun show

[LegallyBinding]

Potatoe in a minefield.....

[Supreme King Z-arc he/him]

We were like deaf people trying to dance to a beat we couldn't hear, long after the music actually stopped.

[The Allomantic Metalhead he/him]

Stupidinator.

"Never say that word again!"

 

I have a shirt with a compilation of David's err... best metaphors on it.

Edited December 19, 2017 by The Allomantic Metalhead

[hippiedogmom]

My favorite is "The comment quieted room like sudden shout of ' who wants extra bacon' at a  bar mitzvah." 

Edited April 24, 2018 by hippiedogmom

[Life&Death]

On 4/24/2018 at 6:36 AM, hippiedogmom said:

 

My favorite is "The comment quieted room like sudden shout of ' who wants extra bacon' at a  bar mitzvah." 

 

I actually used that exact metaphor in an essay for school one.

[RShara she/her]

*coughAnalogiescough*

[Jehoiada he/him]

"It's like a big fat man stepped between you and the mac n cheese at a buffet."

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Look at the rank below my name and you'll know what my favorite is.

Although, the sunrise one is also much loved because of how unexpectedly good it is. "My Megan is a sunrise, always changing, but beautiful the entire time." 

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Yes, I realize that this was dead. I shall revive it!

Ooh, radioactive manatee is great, too. They're all just so good!

[FriarFritz]

"Those look older than two guys in their sixties."

[Channelknight Fadran]

28 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Look at the rank below my name and you'll know what my favorite is.

Although, the sunrise one is also much loved because of how unexpectedly good it is. "My Megan is a sunrise, always changing, but beautiful the entire time." 

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Yes, I realize that this was dead. I shall revive it!

Ooh, radioactive manatee is great, too. They're all just so good!

11 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

"Those look older than two guys in their sixties."

I recommend you guys make a new thread so that you don't get a warning point for Necoing this one.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

I recommend you guys make a new thread so that you don't get a warning point for Necoing this one.

Ok, I wasn't sure what the right thing to do would be. I'll do that now! Thanks!