Elend Venture Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) Elend raised the hatchet that he had taken when he stoleth Shadow's name and hacked everyones heart out. Or at least tried. It was dull from overuse. Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 *stole Must I correct everyone's spelling? SoT grabbed the hatchet from his hands. No one was going to hack her heart out. Not when she hadn't even gotten the chance to give it to anyone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 So BoS hacked out SoT’s spinal chord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) Elend wondered which version of the counrty song 'Wagon Wheel' everyone preferred. Or if they liked metal better. Or Billy Eyelash...or whatever that is. Speaking of correction are we not supposed to put our personal thoughts in standard text rather than italics? Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: So BoS hacked out SoT’s spinal chord. SoT, now unable to walk or support herself without a spinal chord, flopped to the ground. She pulled her own heart out her her chest. "Give this... give this to..." She trailed off. And died. Edited July 26, 2019 by Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) 'That was depressing,' said Elend to no one in particular. He threw the blunt hatchet at Shadows to liven things up. Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 SoT's ghost came to haunt the thread, but she was mute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 The Hatchet stopped midair. And a thousand more sharp hatchets appeared and chased Elend. “Billie Eilish will do,” “BURY THE HATCHET OR BURY YOUR FRIEND RIGHT NOW.” Blasted from invisible speakers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 SoT was angry that no one had done anything with her bleeding heart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 BoS picked it up and ate it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 I knew you would do that! SoT's ghost glared and tried to kick BoS, but her ghostly foot passed through her body. She gestured vehemently and pounded her chest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 “What?!” BoS shouted over the music. “Yeah, it was delicious!” She said while wiping the blood off her face. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) Elend injected Shadows with ten grams of emetic. Edit: Oh, yes, and blocked all the hatchets with his greatsword. Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 SoT fell to her knees and banged her head on the ground repeatedly. Then she entered BoS's speakers, disrupting the sound emitters, 'causing the music to turn off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 BoS grumbled, but the vomiting drug took affect on Elend instead. And the music returned to full blast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) Speakers playing 'Save Our Last Goodbye' by Disturbed dropped to the ground behind them. The audiance cried. Shadows double posted. Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 SoT wailed, and made the lights flicker off. RETURN MY HEART, she scrawled on the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 The song was replaced by ‘when the party’s over’. “Nein, Frau Thought.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 WHY, she wrote. Her hair was frizzled and her eyes were murderous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 Elend tried to get her heart back with his greatsword. What a gentleman. The song was replaced with 'Armata Strigoi'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 GIVE IT TO- the rest turned to mist, even as she used her fingernails to scratch it in the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 The song continued to play over Elend’s puny speakers. His sword turned to ash, and BoS laughed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 SoT snapped her ghostly fingers and erased Billie Eilish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 BoS stopped laughing, and replaced it with Adele. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 SoT screamed her lover's name, but nothing came out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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