The Shortest Thread

[Elend Venture he/him]

Elend raised the hatchet that he had taken when he stoleth Shadow's name and hacked everyones heart out. Or at least tried. It was dull from overuse.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

*stole

Must I correct everyone's spelling?

SoT grabbed the hatchet from his hands. No one was going to hack her heart out. Not when she hadn't even gotten the chance to give it to anyone!

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So BoS hacked out SoT’s spinal chord. 

[Elend Venture he/him]

Elend wondered which version of the counrty song 'Wagon Wheel' everyone preferred. Or if they liked metal better. Or Billy Eyelash...or whatever that is. 

 

Speaking of correction are we not supposed to put our personal thoughts in standard text rather than italics?

Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

5 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

So BoS hacked out SoT’s spinal chord. 

SoT, now unable to walk or support herself without a spinal chord, flopped to the ground. She pulled her own heart out her her chest. "Give this... give this to..." She trailed off. And died.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Elend Venture he/him]

'That was depressing,' said Elend to no one in particular. He threw the blunt hatchet at Shadows to liven things up.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT's ghost came to haunt the thread, but she was mute.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The Hatchet stopped midair. And a thousand more sharp hatchets appeared and chased Elend. “Billie Eilish will do,” “BURY THE HATCHET OR BURY YOUR FRIEND RIGHT NOW.” Blasted from invisible speakers.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT was angry that no one had done anything with her bleeding heart.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS picked it up and ate it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I knew you would do that!

SoT's ghost glared and tried to kick BoS, but her ghostly foot passed through her body. She gestured vehemently and pounded her chest.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“What?!” BoS shouted over the music. “Yeah, it was delicious!” She said while wiping the blood off her face. 

[Elend Venture he/him]

Elend injected Shadows with ten grams of emetic.

Edit: Oh, yes, and blocked all the hatchets with his greatsword.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT fell to her knees and banged her head on the ground repeatedly. Then she entered BoS's speakers, disrupting the sound emitters, 'causing the music to turn off.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS grumbled, but the vomiting drug took affect on Elend instead. And the music returned to full blast. 

[Elend Venture he/him]

Speakers playing 'Save Our Last Goodbye' by Disturbed dropped to the ground behind them. The audiance cried. 

 

Shadows double posted.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT wailed, and made the lights flicker off. 

RETURN MY HEART, she scrawled on the floor. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The song was replaced by ‘when the party’s over’. “Nein, Frau Thought.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

WHY, she wrote. Her hair was frizzled and her eyes were murderous.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Elend tried to get her heart back with his greatsword. What a gentleman. The song was replaced with 'Armata Strigoi'.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

GIVE IT TO- the rest turned to mist, even as she used her fingernails to scratch it in the ground.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The song continued to play over Elend’s puny speakers. His sword turned to ash, and BoS laughed. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT snapped her ghostly fingers and erased Billie Eilish. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS stopped laughing, and replaced it with Adele. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT screamed her lover's name, but nothing came out.