The Shortest Thread

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

28 minutes ago, Nameless said:

In what? Well, since you seem to have things under control, I'm going to bed. Teleporting is surprisingly exhausting.

Under control? Not in the slightest. I’ll lure her out with some cakes (as long as someone doesn’t eat them), because who can resist cake?

[AonEne he/him]

Speaking of cake, did you choose cake as the prize of your game for the reason I think you did? 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

16 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Speaking of cake, did you choose cake as the prize of your game for the reason I think you did? 

Umm, probably not. I just like cake, that’s all. What did you think it was a reference to?

[Guest]

Bowser was confused yet interested, at the turn of events.  

[xinoehp512 he/him]

18 hours ago, AonEne said:

I am, if you’re willing to share? 

Well, this is the Land of Dreams, right? It's a sort of afterlife already, although Ene would have been only visiting. Generally speaking, you're not supposed to be able to die die, (although you can get trapped if you perish). The fact that Salad thought there was a possibility that you would means that she has a weapon/ability capable of killing Ene anyways. The fact that Ene survived could be because of an ability that let her control the Land of Dreams more than she would otherwise be able to.

14 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Great One? No, I am not deserving of a title like that. The white light took the form of a small bird. It flitted over to Cerise, and looked at her inquisitively. But why have you come here?

Here as in where? Cerise gestured all around her. I came here, to the Land of Dreams, because I died. I came here, she gestured downwards, pointing at the ground, because I was told to.

Edited April 13, 2020 by xinoehp512

[AonEne he/him]

14 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Umm, probably not. I just like cake, that’s all. What did you think it was a reference to?

Ace  

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Well, this is the Land of Dreams, right? It's a sort of afterlife already, although Ene would have been only visiting. Generally speaking, you're not supposed to be able to die die, (although you can get trapped if you perish). The fact that Salad thought there was a possibility that you would means that she has a weapon/ability capable of killing Ene anyways. The fact that Ene survived could be because of an ability that let her control the Land of Dreams more than she would otherwise be able to. 

What types of abilities are there? 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Ace  

What types of abilities are there? 

Controlled dream-travel, for one, which is probably what Ene used to escape. Probably a higher capability for reality-shaping in general (i.e, creating/destroying objects, messing with space, etc.) Potentially even the ability to craft dreamseeds.

[AonEne he/him]

28 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Controlled dream-travel, for one, which is probably what Ene used to escape. Probably a higher capability for reality-shaping in general (i.e, creating/destroying objects, messing with space, etc.) Potentially even the ability to craft dreamseeds.

Hm, okay, so I’m in a dream now? 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Hm, okay, so I’m in a dream now? 

Yes, in a sense- but in the same sense that you were in a dream before. Kind of like how I'm told Inception is, only all the layers are mixed together.

[AonEne he/him]

8 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Yes, in a sense- but in the same sense that you were in a dream before. Kind of like how I'm told Inception is, only all the layers are mixed together.

Okay. Do you know who the woman might be? 

[Guest]

Bowser went back to the back seats, and was interested by the turn of events.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

5 hours ago, AonEne said:

Ace  

Ah right, of course . 

7 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Here as in where? Cerise gestured all around her. I came here, to the Land of Dreams, because I died. I came here, she gestured downwards, pointing at the ground, because I was told to.

You’re... dead? The Author asked. So if I’m here... I’m dead too? And you were told to come here here? The bird looked down suddenly. I apologise if I have asked too many questions.

Edited April 13, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[The_Archivist he/him]

2 hours ago, Feruchemical Bowser said:

Bowser went back to the back seats, and was interested by the turn of events.

Archivist joined him with some popcorn and crêpes.

[AonEne he/him]

21 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Ah right, of course . 

Sorry, I’m too fixated on that meme  

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

26 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Sorry, I’m too fixated on that meme  

Apology=bad! Tis a great meme.

[NameIess]

Jell hit the shield again. it flickered visibly this time, weakened by her constant barrage of blows. Soon, I shall break through, and then all will finally be under my control. Though the Archivist's words had stung, they had not truly struck home. They were wrong about her. They all were. I don't want to destroy all randomness and creativity, just that of others. Only I shall be allowed to create. Just like my creator @The Awakened Salad taught me. Just like @xinoehp512 regulating with his mimes, @Shard of Thought keeping her plot separate from the rest of TLT, @Nameless squabbling over Sugar and HFCS, and @DoomStick's never-ending war on plot. Not even the new narrators are exempt from this. Everyone wants to control everything, but none of them ever had the ambition to actually do it. Except for me. I and I alone will control EVERYTHING. With that thought, Jell swung the last blow, and the shield shattered into a billion tiny pieces.

[+Doomstick he/him]

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Jell hit the shield again. it flickered visibly this time, weakened by her constant barrage of blows. Soon, I shall break through, and then all will finally be under my control. Though the Archivist's words had stung, they had not truly struck home. They were wrong about her. They all were. I don't want to destroy all randomness and creativity, just that of others. Only I shall be allowed to create. Just like my creator @The Awakened Salad taught me. Just like @xinoehp512 regulating with his mimes, @Shard of Thought keeping her plot separate from the rest of TLT, @Nameless squabbling over Sugar and HFCS, and @DoomStick's never-ending war on plot. Not even the new narrators are exempt from this. Everyone wants to control everything, but none of them ever had the ambition to actually do it. Except for me. I and I alone will control EVERYTHING. With that thought, Jell swung the last blow, and the shield shattered into a billion tiny pieces.

Why was I mentioned in this unholy place

[The_Archivist he/him]

*cough cough* Hair conditioner

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“*wins*” Truthless spoke

[Elend Venture he/him]

"STOP THAT CHILDISH NONSENSE!" Thundered a commanding voice from the very universe itself, down to the last proton, neutron and electron in the last atom.

Edited April 14, 2020 by Elend Venture

[The_Archivist he/him]

Also, yes to brag, but I'm the one who had the most offensive effect on Je- wait a minute!

Jell said not even nightblood would have an effect this time, si what about something stronger than it...

Archivist reached through the fourth wall and the fabric if everything to grab one thing... Nameless's sword from TLCW. Since it is a narrator sword, Jell can't affect it, but it can effect her. archivist grinned wickedly and waited for Jell to arrive.

[NameIess]

11 minutes ago, The_Archivist said:

Archivist reached through the fourth wall and the fabric if everything to grab one thing... Nameless's sword from TLCW. Since it is a narrator sword, Jell can't affect it, but it can effect her. archivist grinned wickedly and waited for Jell to arrive.

Unfortunately for Archivist, the sword was attached to Nameless Spiritweb, yanking Nameless along with it. TLT Nameless appeared in a flash of light. "WERE AM I? WHO DID THIS? I... oh, great." TLT Nameless looked around him. He wasn't in very good shape. part of his arm was covered in burns, and he looked exhausted, but he still stood tall. "Why have you brought me to this place? What do you need me to do?"

[AonEne he/him]

Narrator Ene, who’d been specifically hiding from TLT for the past year or so, hid behind Xino. 

[NameIess]

Nameless looked at Ene. "You should return to TLT. The plotlines on it have ended, and the randomness has returned. (Probably)"

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Jell hit the shield again. it flickered visibly this time, weakened by her constant barrage of blows. Soon, I shall break through, and then all will finally be under my control. Though the Archivist's words had stung, they had not truly struck home. They were wrong about her. They all were. I don't want to destroy all randomness and creativity, just that of others. Only I shall be allowed to create. Just like my creator @The Awakened Salad taught me. Just like @xinoehp512 regulating with his mimes, @Shard of Thought keeping her plot separate from the rest of TLT, @Nameless squabbling over Sugar and HFCS, and @DoomStick's never-ending war on plot. Not even the new narrators are exempt from this. Everyone wants to control everything, but none of them ever had the ambition to actually do it. Except for me. I and I alone will control EVERYTHING. With that thought, Jell swung the last blow, and the shield shattered into a billion tiny pieces.

The Awakened Salad Co. accepts no liability for any damage Jell may cause. Although we brought her into existence, we did not create her to be the creature she is today. While she was an employee at our business on TLT she displayed no violent tendencies. We did not give her a name, sentience, or narrator status. This occurred after she lost affiliation with us. 

I have no idea what I just wrote. I’m a business now?

Edited April 14, 2020 by The Awakened Salad