The Shortest Thread

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS summoned Popcorn. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT laid on the floor and cried. 

Because she was dead.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“Oh, looks like our crybaby needs a tissue.” A dirty handkerchief hovered above SoT.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT looked at BoS flatly and the handkerchief burst into flames.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Somehow, her boyfriend, Herbert Wheedlenose sensed her silent call, rushed in, blasted David Allen Coe, and clawed his beloved's heart out of Shadows. Elend took a step back.

 

 

Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

*rushed

SoT tried to grab her own heart, but couldn't touch it. She sat on it protectively.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

He got shot in the face. Then stabbed. Repeatedly. BoS then re-ate the heart. 

Edited July 26, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Elend Venture he/him]

*ate

Since Shadows only are the heart, not ate it, Elend dove for it and sacrificed it to Voidus in his brassiere- no, wait- brazier.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT was appalled at BoS reaching through her ethereal form. It tickled. She then went to find her real lover [REDACTED]. But she couldn't find him.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

That’s cuz BoS kidnapped him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT was still a Narrator. Just a mute one. So she snapped her fingers and made BoS teleport into the heart of a volcano, to burn in the magma.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Mr. Wheedlenose died and joined his real lover as a ghost in the room.

Why magma? Why not Elend's brassiere? Ahem, brazier.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS liked the feeling. It tickled. Soon she returned with [REDACTED] chained to her throne. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Elend Venture said:

Mr. Wheedlenose died and joined his real lover as a ghost in the room.

Why magma? Why not Elend's brassiere?

Because Ember. And Heather. CBST stuff.

SoT ran to [REDACTED] who was tall and handsome, with curly brown locks and eyes that got all squinty when he smiled and tried desperately to touch his face. But she couldn't. Because she was a ghost.

[Elend Venture he/him]

BoS' throne was an H-bomb, timed to go off in .5 seconds.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS laughed and called the Ghostbusters.

[Elend Venture he/him]

It went off.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Elend Venture said:

BoS' throne was an H-bomb, timed to go off in .5 seconds.

So BoS was exploded and SoT was able to shield [REDACTED] with Narration.

Just now, BringerofShadows said:

BoS laughed and called the Ghostbusters.

And because she was a Narrator as well as a ghost, they were ineffective.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS sighed, and a spider crawled out of her mouth. The shield didn’t last long, and she kidnapped [REDACTED] again. 

Edited July 26, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Elend Venture he/him]

Redacted was the true name of [REDACTED].

Elend was in the shield as well, still in tractor trailer sized eagle form, but not quite as tall as Redacted.

Edited July 26, 2019 by Elend Venture

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

SoT brightened as she had an idea. Tamika could fix this!

The Shard of Thought freed [REDACTED].

Just now, Elend Venture said:

Redacted wasthe true name of [REDACTED].

Except that [REDACTED] is a real person. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS made Redacted build her a new throne.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But he refused.

[Elend Venture he/him]

Just now, Shard of Thought said:

Except that [REDACTED] is a real person. 

Everyone knew this of coarse, but a narrator had changed his name to Redacted.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS slapped him with the power of Chuck Norris.