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"We represent the largest rock farm in Equestria," the grey pony said. She reached behind, hitching the saddlebags, opening the flap and presenting it to the guard.

The bag was full of rocks. Big rocks, little rocks, and in a range of colours. The pink pony grinned, bouncing between the pair and pulling out a small stone, flecked in two shades of grey.

"Here ya go," she exclaimed, forcing it into the guards hand. "Help yourself to a free sample- I mean, might as well, right? It is free after all!"

"We noticed there was a distinct lack of rocks in the city," the first pony continued, as if her associate had never spoken. "We thought that Elsa might be interested in purchasing some."

"We offer the best price," Pinky added with a grin, "and we don't even charge for shipping!"

 The guard nodded and thanked the pony for the rock. "I approve. Enjoy the New Year Ball and your time here in Newcago Court." 

The guard and the other one opened the giant castle door of the castle and the familiar smell of chocolate wafted out of the castle to outside. The ponies began to walk in and the gigantic majestic double doors closed quietly behind them. It was time to have fun.

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"Thank you," the grey pony- Maud- said, trotting through the doors and into the hall. Her associate, Pinkie, on the other hoof...

Her eyes nearly glazed over as her tongue lolled out of her mouth at the scent.

"Mmmhhhmmmm..." She managed to say, a dopey grin grin spread across her face as- seemingly led by her muzzle- she started to weave her way through the crowd towards the source of that delectable, melted goodness.

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"Thank you," the grey pony- Maud- said, trotting through the doors and into the hall. Her associate, Pinkie, on the other hoof...

Her eyes nearly glazed over as her tongue lolled out of her mouth at the scent.

"Mmmhhhmmmm..." She managed to say, a dopey grin grin spread across her face as- seemingly led by her muzzle- she started to weave her way through the crowd towards the source of that delectable, melted goodness.

Queen Elsa turned from her conversation and saw the ponies walking towards the table that was piled up with her favourite chocolates. She smiled and turned to them. "Welcome to the ball. Glad you could make it."

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The ice guardian flew through the doors of the court, landing in front of the queen and smiled. He bowed to her with a smile. "Hello. I'd like to join the Newcago Court."

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The queen turned from her conversation and smiled at the guardian. "Great! We haven't had a new member in a while, so we are glad you are joining us." The Queen turned to the guard who handed her a ice shard blade with a gold handle and steel armour. Jack kneeled to receive the sword. "Rise Jack Steelheart, she said, tapping him on each shoulder with the sword then giving him the sword and armour. "I name you the High Prince of Newcago." A applause echoed around the room. "Welcome to Newcago Court."  

 

Your Majesty, Elsa Steelheart, First of Thy Name, Titan of Ice, Snowwarden, Frozenborn, Queen of Newcago and all Lands of the Seventeenth, I, _______, do swear my humble, undying fealty to thee. I shall forevermore serve thee and thee alone with the utmost fervency, till last I draw breath

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"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Your Majesty, Elsa Steelheart, First of Thy Name, Titan of Ice, Snowwarden, Frozenborn, Queen of Newcago and all Lands of the Seventeenth, I, Jack, do swear my humble, undying fealty to thee. I shall forevermore serve thee and thee alone with the utmost fervency, till last I draw breath

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"Have you tried Vanish? That gets anything off." 

 

Mail-mi turned back to the Queen and put on a false smile. "Why, no, Queen, I have not. Where could I get some?" 

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Mail-mi turned back to the Queen and put on a false smile. "Why, no, Queen, I have not. Where could I get some?" 

 

The Queen smiled back. "I'm sure the laundry staff in the castle would be happy to lend you some."

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The Queen smiled back. "I'm sure the laundry staff in the castle would be happy to lend you some."

I don't know all the Rp context, but that by itself is hilarious.
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So Elsa, using my godlike powers, I determined your sig had a coding error which caused everything after it to be bolded. I have fixed it ;)

Oh the problems with visual text editors. You really do see the errors with it when you see the code (which you can do by pressing the button on the upper left of the editor).

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So Elsa, using my godlike powers, I determined your sig had a coding error which caused everything after it to be bolded. I have fixed it ;)

Oh the problems with visual text editors. You really do see the errors with it when you see the code (which you can do by pressing the button on the upper left of the editor).

 

Thank you so much :) I thought there was something weird going on with the text but couldn't quite work it out. Thanks again :)

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Thank you so much :) I thought there was something weird going on with the text but couldn't quite work it out. Thanks again :)

Yeah I think you kept putting more tags in it and it just made it worse :) But yeah, happy to help!

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The Panda enters the castle and asks for the Queen.

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Sitting on her throne in the back of the throne room, the Queen sees the Panda. "Hello." she says with a smile. "Welcome to the Newcago Court!" 

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The Panda replies:

"Greetings, Queen Elsa. I have heard of your majesty from many, but truly, their feeble words cannot describe the nobility and stateliness of this court. May I offer you a cookie made with my most fine bamboo flour as a peace offering?"

The Panda, kneeling, despite his rather large girth, holds out a cookie to the Queen.

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The Queen smiled back. "Thank you." She took the bamboo cookie from his hand and put it in her mouth. "I have not had the pleasure of eating bamboo before, but this cookie is most delicious. Thank you."

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The Panda smiles. "You are most welcome. Now, I have some business to discuss," he says, "if we might go into a private room."

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The Panda smiles. "You are most welcome. Now, I have some business to discuss," he says, "if we might go into a private room."

 

"Of course." She lead the Panda into her study. She sat on the chair behind her desk and motioned for the Panda to sit on the other chair there. "What can I do for you?"

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"Well, I've been wanting to discuss the Dark Alley with you. It seems that they, with you, have cornered the market on cookies, allowing no worthy competitors to thrive. Would it be possible to have an alliance between cookie-makers, such as myself and the DA, in which we share our information? For example, I could provide the secret recipe for my tasty, fiber-rich bamboo flour (which you yourself so clearly enjoyed), and the DA could tell me why everyone gets a spike of joy upon eating their cookies. In return for acting as the liaison between me and the DA, you would receive a supply of my bamboo flour large enough for all of Newcago."

The rotund Panda leaned back in his chair and grinned.

"So, what do you think?"

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"Well, I've been wanting to discuss the Dark Alley with you. It seems that they, with you, have cornered the market on cookies, allowing no worthy competitors to thrive. Would it be possible to have an alliance between cookie-makers, such as myself and the DA, in which we share our information? For example, I could provide the secret recipe for my tasty, fiber-rich bamboo flour (which you yourself so clearly enjoyed), and the DA could tell me why everyone gets a spike of joy upon eating their cookies. In return for acting as the liaison between me and the DA, you would receive a supply of my bamboo flour large enough for all of Newcago."

The rotund Panda leaned back in his chair and grinned.

"So, what do you think?"

 

"An excellent idea. I will happily agree to this. Would you like me to sign an alliance document? Or perhaps you would like an endorcement?"

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"Either one works for me. As long as it is mentioned that, hereafter, the DA and inexorablePanda have made an alliance and are now partners in spiking the culinary arts, or words to that effect. And now," the Panda says as he pulls a small vial from his waistcoat pocket, "I must ask your advice on one final matter."

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"Either one works for me. As long as it is mentioned that, hereafter, the DA and inexorablePanda have made an alliance and are now partners in spiking the culinary arts, or words to that effect. And now," the Panda says as he pulls a small vial from his waistcoat pocket, "I must ask your advice on one final matter."

"It shall be decreed that hereafter, this alliance is valid and approved. Happy to help. What else do you require?"

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I will be gone 'til Sunday afternoon; can't wait to continue then.

The Panda yawned deeply and said, "How about I tell you in a later meeting? I need to hibernate on this for a couple days." The Panda loosened his waistcoat and immediately fell asleep in the chair.

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