The Newcago Court

[lwd24era he/him]

Imyn M.G. Swil, Royal Architect and Defense Minister to the Queen:

Bow, sir, you are indeed,

a supplicant to our great Queen?

State, then, your buisness:

We've little time for the likes of you.

Raises Spear, "How dare you!"

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

Just saying, I would not insult a faction larger than yours, Swim. They've already declared war on the Shroomites. They only want your alliance.

[Kobold King he/him]

Raises Spear, "How dare you!"

Yes Lwd. I believe we get your point.

(I love the sunglasses emoticon way more than I probably should...)

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

*walks into the Court, dressed in a crisply pressed Feathertip uniform, Shardspear at the ready* "Hello?"

Hello,

Queen Elsa Steelheart at your service

Are you a lord, lady, duke of duchess?

Malliow75, hello

Edited May 21, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart

[lwd24era he/him]

Inclines his head. "Only a lowly darkeyes Brightness."

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Inclines his head. "Only a lowly darkeyes Brightness."

Who do you serve, knight?

[Swimmingly he/him]

No offense is intended; the business of establishing a faction such as this is simply draining.

Besides, I'm just a contractor.

Don't take me as a representative.

You'll want to speak with the Queen or the Knave for a representative opinion.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

No offense is intended; the business of establishing a faction such as this is simply draining.

Besides, I'm just a contractor.

Don't take me as a representative.

You'll want to speak with the Queen or the Knave for a representative opinion.

Who is the knave?

What do you mean, Lord Swimmingly?

[Swimmingly he/him]

Quiver, of course. I'd call him King but he just looks too Knave-y.

[lwd24era he/him]

Who do you serve, knight?

 

"I serve m'lady Feather, although I am no knight."

 

Edit: Hisses at the mention of Quiver.

Edited May 21, 2014 by lwd24era

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Quiver, of course. I'd call him King but he just looks too Knave-y.

So it's Lord Swimmingly, Knave Quiver, Princess Delightful, Queen Elsa Steelheart, Sir lwd24era , Lord CrystalBodies and King Kobold King

Why do you hiss at the mention of the Knave, Sir Iwd24era?

Edited May 21, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart

[lwd24era he/him]

So it's Lord Swimmingly, Knave Quiver, Princess Delightful, Queen Elsa Steelheart, Sir lwd24era

Why do you hiss at the mention of the Knave, Sir Iwd24era?

 

Grimaces. "My apologies Queen, I do not take well to traitors. Pardoned or otherwise." 

 

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Grimaces. "My apologies Queen, I do not take well to traitors. Pardoned or otherwise."

Pardoned, how is he a traitor?

[lwd24era he/him]

"He abandoned Our Lady, to support another. Our Lady Feather, in her great kindness pardoned him because of past services. But to a simple man such as myself, heresy and disloyalty aren't easily forgiven or forgotten." 

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

"He abandoned Our Lady, to support another. Our Lady Feather, in her great kindness pardoned him because of past services. But to a simple man such as myself, heresy and disloyalty aren't easily forgiven or forgotten."

I understand. Who is this Ladyfeather?

[lwd24era he/him]

http://www.17thshard.com/forum/user/145-featherwriter/ 

 

This is Her Ladyship.

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

The Doors slam open again, as Joe, the Feathermancer and Featherborn Walks into the Throne room Of Newcago. He strides Forward, and Stops upon seeing Spearman Lwd with His Captain, Maw.

 

"He's Not supposed to Be here Maw. The Captains were supposed to Offer the Invitation Alone, We don't want Gung-ho Spearmen messing this Up by Insulting Quiver." Then he started Mumbling under his Breath. Even though he's a Cremling, a Ruinous, Odius Chull who Deserves to be left outside in an Everstorm, and Fed to A mistwraith, No, that's too Easy. That Lifeless, Drab, Darkeyed, Skaa, Svrakiss deserves to have Hemalurgic Spikes, filled with Pain and Self loathing Driven Through His Eyes and chest, until he knows the True Wrath of What he Deserves!!!!

"Anyway, Queen Elsa Steelheart. You have Cruelly Stolen away one of Our captains, and Slain an Overzealious Farmer. But My Lady Feather wishes to Extend to you an Alliance agaist the Foul Shroomites. But, if you wish to continue on this Path of Killing and Stealing, Then," Joe Lifts his hand Skywards, and Summons a Featherblade. "I will be forced to Defend My lady's Honor, Whether or Not she allows it."

 

I love how This is Developing. Hello Everyone! And Quiver, why Did you leave Our Lady? And when Did Earth enter the Cosmere?

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

You've probably seen her around, Elsa. She's written TONS if fan fiction.

[lwd24era he/him]

The Doors slam open again, as Joe, the Feathermancer and Featherborn Walks into the Throne room Of Newcago. He strides Forward, and Stops upon seeing Spearman Lwd with His Captain, Maw.

"He's Not supposed to Be here Maw. The Captains were supposed to Offer the Invitation Alone, We don't want Gung-ho Spearmen messing this Up by Insulting Quiver." Then he started Mumbling under his Breath. Even though he's a Cremling, a Ruinous, Odius Chull who Deserves to be left outside in an Everstorm, and Fed to A mistwraith, No, that's too Easy. That Lifeless, Drab, Darkeyed, Skaa, Svrakiss deserves to have Hemalurgic Spikes, filled with Pain and Self loathing Driven Through His Eyes and chest, until he knows the True Wrath of What he Deserves!!!!

"Anyway, Queen Elsa Steelheart. You have Cruelly Stolen away one of Our captains, and Slain an Overzealious Farmer. But My Lady Feather wishes to Extend to you an Alliance agaist the Foul Shroomites. But, if you wish to continue on this Path of Killing and Stealing, Then," Joe Lifts his hand Skywards, and Summons a Featherblade. "I will be forced to Defend My lady's Honor, Whether or Not she allows it."

I love how This is Developing. Hello Everyone! And Quiver, why Did you leave Our Lady? And when Did Earth enter the Cosmere?

*snarls* "I beg your pardon? I spoke only truth. If Quiver finds the truth offensive that's his shortcoming, not mine."

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

The Doors slam open again, as Joe, the Feathermancer and Featherborn Walks into the Throne room Of Newcago. He strides Forward, and Stops upon seeing Spearman Lwd with His Captain, Maw.

"He's Not supposed to Be here Maw. The Captains were supposed to Offer the Invitation Alone, We don't want Gung-ho Spearmen messing this Up by Insulting Quiver." Then he started Mumbling under his Breath. Even though he's a Cremling, a Ruinous, Odius Chull who Deserves to be left outside in an Everstorm, and Fed to A mistwraith, No, that's too Easy. That Lifeless, Drab, Darkeyed, Skaa, Svrakiss deserves to have Hemalurgic Spikes, filled with Pain and Self loathing Driven Through His Eyes and chest, until he knows the True Wrath of What he Deserves!!!!

"Anyway, Queen Elsa Steelheart. You have Cruelly Stolen away one of Our captains, and Slain an Overzealious Farmer. But My Lady Feather wishes to Extend to you an Alliance agaist the Foul Shroomites. But, if you wish to continue on this Path of Killing and Stealing, Then," Joe Lifts his hand Skywards, and Summons a Featherblade. "I will be forced to Defend My lady's Honor, Whether or Not she allows it."

I love how This is Developing. Hello Everyone! And Quiver, why Did you leave Our Lady? And when Did Earth enter the Cosmere?

I wish for an alliance. I do not wish for fighting between the two kingdoms

Who was the farmer it is said I slain?

Edited May 21, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart

[Delightful]

til he knows the True Wrath of What he Deserves!!!!

"Anyway, Queen Elsa Steelheart. You have Cruelly Stolen away one of Our captains, and Slain an Overzealious Farmer. 

Queen Elsa Steelheart has done no such thing!  She does not slay the farmers who provide food for every member of our fine court, and steals only the unwaveringly loyalty of those who are inspired by her, not through trickery or force. All those who join her court do so out of deep-seated love and affection. Queen Elsa Steelheart is wonderful and kindhearted and cheerful at all times, unless you rouse her wrath, in which case you have made a

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She is an Epic Ice Queen.

Edited May 21, 2014 by Delightful

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Queen Elsa Steelheart has done no such thing! She does not slay the farmers who provide food for every member of our fine court, and steals only the unwaveringly loyalty of those who are inspired by her, not through trickery or force. All those who join her court do so out of deep-seated love and affection. Queen Elsa Steelheart is wonderful and kindhearted and cheerful at all times, unless you rouse her wrath, in which case you have made a

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She is an Epic Ice Queen.

Thank you, Princess Delightful,

I will remain cheerful unless I am upset by something by other than that, I enjoy my kingdom in happiness and ice and steel. I would never slay a farmer

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

*Walks in to the sound of wicked sick beats*

*bows* "your majesty" *rises*
"I would like to present this *hands Royal crystal Scepter to Elsa Steelheart* as a token of good faith."
*looks around* "Ah, i see the Feathertips have arrived before me. Listen not to them, I and my compatriots have been engaging them in a minor war of no real consequence, but through this conflict I have discovered to my dismay that they are willing to enslave others in their quest to raise their Lady FeatherWriter above all others on this blessed fansite. Whatever they tell you about alliance is a falsehood, they will betray and enslave you at their pleasure. Unless we ally ourselves in the hopes that we will be too big for them to attack."
*kneels*
"Please your Majesty, grant me the privilege of being your ally in these troubling times."

( Quick question what are the factions and who's in them? )

[Swimmingly he/him]

*surreptiously gestures to the troops standing behind Crystal with a burlap bag and a blackjack. They put them away and step back.*

[Ashiok]

What just happened? I go to sleep, and when I wake up I find out that I died trying to kill this lovely queen, when all I came for was revenge against Quiver! How could this day get worse?