ShardShaper he/him Posted April 13, 2019 Posted April 13, 2019 The ShardShop Welcome to ShardShop, the Cosmere's only store for all your shard-based needs. Come to our shop, situated just inside the pits of hathsin for reasonably priced shardblades (only one & a half kingdoms each) and hemalurgic spikes (we have Steel, Iron, Gold, and Atium options). Merchandise includes: ShardBlades & Plate ( 1.5 kingdoms each) Hemalurgic spikes (fifty extra boxings for pre invested) Steel (Fifty boxings) Iron (Fifty boxings) Gold (Seventy five boxings) Atium (Four hundred boxings) Hemalurgic spiked chicken monsters (at the owners own risk) Shin spiked chicken (free interworld shipping) Fabrials (without stormlight) Seons (for all your money + 5 boxings) Harmony's patented slideshow device (as seen in The bands of mourning) And much more!!! Come to the ShardShop today!* *At your own risk. We tried spiking a chasmfiend, and were not exactly sure where in the store it is. 14
Wandering Investor Posted April 13, 2019 Posted April 13, 2019 An atium spike for only four hundred boxing? I'll take 20. Do you also sell bindpoint manuals?
old man moomba he/him Posted April 13, 2019 Posted April 13, 2019 (edited) Do you accept trades? Cause I'd like to trade 40 tons of aluminum foil for a Shardblade. I'll also take 60 atium spikes. Edited April 13, 2019 by Dr. Dapper
I think I am here. he/him Posted April 13, 2019 Posted April 13, 2019 I will take Harmony’s Patented Slideshow Device. That stuff is legendary.
ShardShaper he/him Posted April 14, 2019 Author Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) Hi, we have more products now. We finally were able to catch the hemalurgic spiked chasmfiend (which was hiding under the fabrial section), and can now safely ship: More spike varieties! Pewter (fifty boxings) Tin (sixty boxings) Tin foil hats (bowler & top hat variates) Potted grass (shin breed) Horses (ten thousand broams) Ryshadiums (one shardblade) Whitespine tusks (aged) Gemhearts Chasmfiend variaty And much more!!! Edited April 14, 2019 by ShardShaper 1
ShardShaper he/him Posted April 14, 2019 Author Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) It's free, but does not come with restraints. Come pick it up tomorrow, and we'll pay for your coffin! Dr. Dapper, is your aluminum pure? we take allomatic purity very seriously here at the ShardShop. Edited April 14, 2019 by ShardShaper 1
ShardShaper he/him Posted May 9, 2019 Author Posted May 9, 2019 On 4/25/2019 at 4:10 PM, Ark1002 said: I'll take a aluminum foil bowler hat! Ok, thats ten boxings.
AonEne he/him Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 Do you, by chance, have *mumbles under breath*?
ShardShaper he/him Posted May 11, 2019 Author Posted May 11, 2019 Yeah, we have *mumbles under breath*, but let me tell you, it's not cheep. 1
Lightblood Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 It says 50 extra boxing for some pre-invested hemulurgic spikes... Can we choose who you spike to get the charge?
ShardShaper he/him Posted May 16, 2019 Author Posted May 16, 2019 Hmm... we have strict confidentiality laws on how we make our spikes, but for the right price...
lillylyantha she/her Posted May 21, 2019 Posted May 21, 2019 Ive got a perfectly good bottle of wine seems fair enough for a shardblade
lillylyantha she/her Posted May 22, 2019 Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) Yes actualy I can sell with or without metal. Come to The Metal keg for all your alomantic (or other wise) needs! Edited May 22, 2019 by Dedspren
ShardShaper he/him Posted May 23, 2019 Author Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/21/2019 at 11:45 PM, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said: Do you sell Rosharan wines? Well, we have some horneater lager, but we mostly keep that around as a joke. Or a weapon. 1
HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 (edited) Do you have any Hemalurgicly spiked animals? I want to free my cousins from slavery. Edited May 23, 2019 by HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath 1
ShardShaper he/him Posted May 24, 2019 Author Posted May 24, 2019 22 hours ago, HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath said: Do you have any Hemalurgicly spiked animals? I want to free my cousins from slavery. Whaaaaaa... Um, we've got hemalurgicaly spiked everythings (even plants,shades, and spren).
ElendVenture Posted August 6, 2019 Posted August 6, 2019 I will give you 2 kingdoms for shardblade and plate if you also throw in three atium spikes. 1
I lost my flute Posted August 6, 2019 Posted August 6, 2019 (edited) Im in if you you add 500 horneater lagers plus a hair of an Elantrian and a royal lock. Really its not much, only 2 strands of hair and 500 bears. Edited August 6, 2019 by I lost my flute
ElendVenture Posted August 7, 2019 Posted August 7, 2019 I will give you 400 horneater largers (100ml) and 1 elantrian hair. Final deal
AonEne he/him Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 On 5/11/2019 at 3:49 PM, ShardShaper said: Yeah, we have *mumbles under breath*, but let me tell you, it's not cheep. What do you want for it?
ShardShaper he/him Posted December 17, 2019 Author Posted December 17, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 1:27 PM, Ookla the Roleplayer said: What do you want for it? How about Roshar? All of it.
AonEne he/him Posted December 17, 2019 Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, ShardShaper said: How about Roshar? All of it. Best I’ll do is Jah Keved.
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