AMA: Ghanderflaffle Edition.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Because these seem like fun, AMA! I'd prefer something more random, but hey, you pick. 

Also, I'd be great if you would mention me or quote me so I don't forget about this thread, but if you don't I will try to fix my memories.

Edited March 25, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle

[Lunamor she/her]

Why won’t my cat quit trying to sit on my face?

[Vogelsang he/him]

Burger King or McDonalds?

If you had to wear one pair of shoes until your 46th birthday (they’re indestructible), what shoes would they be?

What’s the best word or phrase for greeting your friends, what about strangers?

Where do you live?

What’s your mother’s maiden name?

What’s your social security number?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

45 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Why won’t my cat quit trying to sit on my face?

Two possible reasons:

1. It loves you.

2. It is attempting to use mind control.

41 minutes ago, Taradiddle said:

Burger King or McDonalds?

If you had to wear one pair of shoes until your 46th birthday (they’re indestructible), what shoes would they be?

What’s the best word or phrase for greeting your friends, what about strangers?

Where do you live?

What’s your mother’s maiden name?

What’s your social security number?

1. McDonald's, but overall, Freddy's. Or Runza.

2. My cowboy boots, they are pretty great.

3. Tally Ho!/Howdy

4. I'm on the stalker map, but Nebraska.

5. ImGerman007

6. 4444444444444444444444444

[Vogelsang he/him]

That's an interesting last name! Is it Dutch?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

6 hours ago, Taradiddle said:

That's an interesting last name! Is it Dutch?

It's Irish, actually.

[Rebecca she/her]

How has your day been?

Mexican food or sushi?

Would you rather be a Mistborn or Feruchemist?

How tall are you?

Is orange your favorite color? Is it mine?

Cookie? (It’s TUBA approved )

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

1. Pretty good, I got to go into the greenhouse for my ag class, so that was fun.

2. Mexican food, namely pupusas. Wait, I think those are Salvadorian... 

3. That's a more difficult one, but I say Mistborn.

4. About 5'10"

5. No, yours is... blue.

6. I've already been spiked, nobody warned me in time. 

@Rebecca

Edited March 26, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle
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[Gancho Libre he/him]

1. At which point does a microwave burrito become inedible?

2. How many trains does it take to cause a wreck?

3. How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4. Pandas?

5. Would you rather eat a pickle or eat a cucumber?

6. Do you categorize pickles and cucumbers as the same things?

7. If x+11=5y, and x=2(3y-8), what are the values of x and y?

@Ghanderflaffle

Edited March 28, 2019 by Aon GanchoLibre

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

1 hour ago, Aon GanchoLibre said:

1. At which point does a microwave burrito become inedible?

2. How many trains does it take to cause a wreck?

3. How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4. Pandas?

5. Would you rather eat a pickle or eat a cucumber?

6. Do you categorize pickles and cucumbers as the same things?

7. If x+11=5y, and x=2(3y-8), what are the values of x and y?

@Ghanderflaffle

1. Never, just scrape it off the sides if it explodes.

2. None, all it takes is an engine or a car

3. Depends, who made the lightbulbs?

4. Sometimes, but you have to make sure they aren't spiked. Everything is spiked these days.

5. You mean a raw pickle?

6. There's pickle and raw pickle, no idea what this "cucumber" thing you're talking about is.

7. I know how to do that but I'm too lazy to do it at the moment.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

@Ghanderflaffle

1: Why

43: Do you like cheese?

553: What is your favorite color that doesn't exist?

X: In your own words, explain the theory of relativity.

54#$4: What is a Ghanderflaffle?

$: Describe your surroundings in three words.

*^: What color is your shirt?

$##: In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what would be your first actions?

747: In the aforementioned scenario, would you rather have 3 mini minotaurs or 3 mega goats?

4543: Would your answers to the previous two questions change, if you were instead caught in a sentient book apocalypse?

(): Do you think it's ethical to give a llama allomantic powers through hemalugry?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

On 4/2/2019 at 9:57 AM, TheVillageIdiot said:

@Ghanderflaffle

1: Why

43: Do you like cheese?

553: What is your favorite color that doesn't exist?

X: In your own words, explain the theory of relativity.

54#$4: What is a Ghanderflaffle?

$: Describe your surroundings in three words.

*^: What color is your shirt?

$##: In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what would be your first actions?

747: In the aforementioned scenario, would you rather have 3 mini minotaurs or 3 mega goats?

4543: Would your answers to the previous two questions change, if you were instead caught in a sentient book apocalypse?

(): Do you think it's ethical to give a llama allomantic powers through hemalugry?

2

1. Because I said so.

43. I do, mainly pepper jack

553. Ghanderflaffle

X. Pass

54#$4: A ghanderflaffle is a majestic creature with the body of a snake, arms, and some other things. It was created in TLT on page 5 or 6 I think.

$. Want to leave

*^. Red with blue

$##. Hug the zombies

747. 3 mega sheep, but goats will work

4543. I would read the sentient books and become queen.

(). Only if you feed it a cookie.

[AonEne he/him]

On 3/25/2019 at 10:12 AM, Ghanderflaffle said:

I'd prefer something more random, but hey, you pick. 

If fifteen blue tigers ate Butt Venture (the character, not the Sharder) and then ran from Britain to Japan, how many favorite color flavors of the alphabet can two people have? 

Who was the ninety-seventh person to be born in the United States of America? 

What's up? 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

1. Since the blue tigers are actually red, and Butt Venture was actually Tom Joebob, and they went from Japan to Britain, the answer is 24.

2. You Ene, because you are, for all aspects, immortal.

3. Not much, you?

[AonEne he/him]

14 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

2. You Ene, because you are, for all aspects, immortal.

3. Not much, you?

I was not aware of this fact , so I'm feeling surprised and betrayed right about now. 

Is anything exciting happening this morning? 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I tried out for conference honor band, so that was nice and stressful.

[AonEne he/him]

On 2/6/2020 at 8:57 AM, Ghanderflaffle said:

I tried out for conference honor band, so that was nice and stressful.

Good luck, I hope you make it!  

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Thanks!

[AonEne he/him]

Did you get into the band? 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

On 5/10/2020 at 4:02 AM, AonEne said:

Did you get into the band? 

I did! I was second to last chair, and then it was cancelled. Storming COVID. At least I have two more years to try.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Given the choice between $10,000 now or $5 every week for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

An alien with the intent of killing you walks into the room. What’s your first move?

What’s your favorite band/musical artist?

What’s your favorite song?

What’s your favorite instrument to listen to?

[AonEne he/him]

What’s your favorite type of candy? 

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Did you start Cosmere Character Roast Battles?