old man moomba he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 A number of nails were nailed into things by a number of nailers bearing their nail-pounding tools.
Voidus Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said: THIS IS NOT GOOD! I HAVE NOT BEEN FOLLOWING THIS THREAD. WHAT THE STORMS IS THIS ABOUT THE DA TAKING OVER? Quote Hey, you leave your government idle with a bunch of unsupervised members of the DA in it, then the government is going to be taken over. 5 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said: The young DA scientist realized with horror that he forgot to specify spiritual gene in his suggestion. He quickly tried to fix that by shouting it really loudly. It was super effective, and the poll that was being conducted was changed accordingly.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Just now, Voidus said: Hey, you leave your government idle with a bunch of unsupervised members of the DA in it, then the government is going to be taken over. Quote Okay, that's it, even if I'm not an official TUBA rep, I'm participating. Now how do I participate? Never mind. I'll probably figure it out.
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Voidus said: Hey, you leave your government idle with a bunch of unsupervised members of the DA in it, then the government is going to be taken over. Quote FOR SCIENCE!! 2
Fatebreaker he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Quote This is what the DA does: incorporation, acquisition, and infiltration. And baking.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Quote Science is overrated. DON'T KILL ME!
old man moomba he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 The nailers continued ppounding numers of nails with numbers of nail-pounders. They appeared to be oblivious to the situation currently ufolding.
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, beantheboy12 said: Science is overrated. DON'T KILL ME! Quote That's it. Can we spike him?
Voidus Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 The DA members seemed to rapidly reach a majority consensus that the primary contributing factor was likely to be related to sDNA. This may have been due for their propensity for believing that everything has contributing sDNA factors, which was a predisposition they tended to gain after spending uncountable hours grafting bits of sDNA together. Having thus proven that the DA was far more effective and better equipped for coming to swift, decisive resolution, more DA members began crowding into the room. Just now, MacThorstenson said: That's it. Can we spike him? Quote According to the only vote actually completed so far? Yes.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Quote I won't let you. I'll try to spike you again! Mac! AJ looked around at the DA members shooting him threatening glances. He kept his hand on his gun and tried not to look intimidated
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, beantheboy12 said: AJ looked around at the DA members shooting him threatening glances. He kept his hand on his gun and tried not to look intimidated Quote Good luck. One of the DA members approached AJ threateningly, carrying a large spike. "Excuse me sir, would like to be test subject 001 for our experiment attempting to locate the bindpoints necessary to increase ones ability to blow raspberries? You would be given a lifetime supply of cookies as compensation."
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 AJ pulled his gun out and placed a different clip inside it. "I'm sorry, that won't be happening."
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 The man look put out. "Fine." He turned and walked away to ask someone else.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 AJ focused, then created a portal. A gateway between points in space, from where he was, to where the man was. He snatched the spike out of the man's hands and pulled it back to himself. Quote I apologize for my terrible writing skills
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 The man turned around and looked at AJ and sighed. He pulled another spike out of his pocket and resumed his search for a willing test subject.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 AJ pocketed the spike anyway. It was what he really needed. His original plan was to just take a cookie, but this worked just fine. "I forbid you from spiking anyone else in here," he said to the man.
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) "And you intend to enforce that via a useless hunk of metal, your gun, and a bunch of portals? Good luck." Then the man asked a another person if they would like to be a part of the experiment. Quote The spike hadn't been used on anyone, its completely uninvested. Edited March 14, 2019 by MacThorstenson
Voidus Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 The small boy from among the DA, the genius who had initiated this discussion on raspberry blowing technique, looked over towards AJ, eyebrow raised in skepticism.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) Quote Darn it. AJ smiled. "I do indeed. Though I was hoping the chunk of metal wasn't useless. Oh well." He looked to the boy and smiled. "If you're so eager, why don't you test it?" Edited March 14, 2019 by beantheboy12
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 The man yelled, "I got one!" Holding the man by the wrist he dragged him over to a table where he gave him a gold medallion and told him to start tapping when he was spiked. The scientist then took a iron and tin alloy and proceeded to spike the man via every conceivable spot, starting with his head and moving to his toes. The man started tapping the gold medallion and thus healed every time.
beantheboy12 he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 AJ moved, then stopped himself. As long as the man had gold, he would be fine.
old man moomba he/him Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) One of the nailers turned, revealing a man in a Guy Fawkes mask. He removed a bottle of hot sauce from his pocket and ambled over to see what was going on. Edited March 14, 2019 by Dr. Dapper
Voidus Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 The boy shook his head, not saying anything in response and moved back into the midst of the DA group, a confident smile on his face.
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