End of Era

[Gancho Libre he/him]

We could have a wedding...

WITH BOMBS!!!!

[Lord Meeker he/him]

I had Dibs on wedding planning. called it like 3 weeks ago. So back off!

[kenod]

Can we at least make sure the couple survives the wedding?

[+Ark1002]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Foxed said:

Can we at least make sure the couple survives the wedding?

Yes. We're still shipping Max and Althea. They can't die.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Meeker said:

I had Dibs on wedding planning. called it like 3 weeks ago. So back off!

Well, I wouldn't want to plan it...

But I can offer some ideas that you can choose if you want them or not!

1. There is a bomb in the wedding cake

2. The candles are bombs that explode once the wax melts enough

3. The priest marrying guy is replaced with a fully-aware aI who's self destruct is one countdown

4. Every seat in the audience has an explosive rigged under it

5. The ring's jewel is a bomb

I can go on and on...

[+Sorana she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Libre said:

Well, I wouldn't want to plan it...

But I can offer some ideas that you can choose if you want them or not!

1. There is a bomb in the wedding cake

2. The candles are bombs that explode once the wax melts enough

3. The priest marrying guy is replaced with a fully-aware aI who's self destruct is one countdown

4. Every seat in the audience has an explosive rigged under it

5. The ring's jewel is a bomb

I can go on and on...

So basically everything is either rigged or a bomb?

[+Ark1002]

2 minutes ago, Sorana said:

So basically everything is either rigged or a bomb?

Ooh, ooh. Hellbent is actually trained to officiate weddings, can he do it?

I'm serious. It's true.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

While Dusk is not a vicious murderous demon, and can also do it. Though, it might be a good idea for neither of them to show up, as they would then try to kill each other, and Dusk would blow at least one thing up before Hellbent kills him.

[+Ark1002]

Hellbent should officiate!

[BitBitio he/him]

19 minutes ago, Ookla the Libre said:

Well, I wouldn't want to plan it...

But I can offer some ideas that you can choose if you want them or not!

1. There is a bomb in the wedding cake

2. The candles are bombs that explode once the wax melts enough

3. The priest marrying guy is replaced with a fully-aware aI who's self destruct is one countdown

4. Every seat in the audience has an explosive rigged under it

5. The ring's jewel is a bomb

I can go on and on...

All of the above!

[Kidpen he/him]

8 minutes ago, Darth Woodrack said:

While Dusk is not a vicious murderous demon

Well obviously not then.

[Mraize he/him]

@Ookla the Meeker do you even know how to plan a seminormal wedding?

I am not exactly confident in your skill...

[kenod]

So what's the plan at the moment? We'll have a wedding, and then some kind of terrorist/army attack?

[MetaTerminal he/him]

The Voidus release plan is good to go, we’re mainly just waiting for the wedding to happen before we start it. I don’t know if the attack is actually happening or if it’s just a joke.

[Mraize he/him]

No, bombs. 

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Beat ya to it, Libre

 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Karma, don't double post. Kenod, I think so.

[kenod]

I can't say I'm really fond of a plan where everybody just gets blown up.

[MetaTerminal he/him]

If a week goes by and there hasn’t been a development on either the wedding front or any other plan, I’ll just go ahead with the Voidus idea. We do need to get something moving soon.

@Sorana When is the wedding happening? I think you’re involved.

[kenod]

I think it'll only happen after the Solace plot is resolved, given that he made her unable to actually recognize Max.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Fangblade should officiate. It would be awesome.

[+Ark1002]

No. Hellbent.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

But dogs are even better than maniacs.

[+Ark1002]

But... what if Hellbent turned into a dog?

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

What if Hellbent becomes gimped by turning into an investitureless wolf, with all his memories and mental faculties!

[+Sorana she/her]

14 minutes ago, kenod said:

I think it'll only happen after the Solace plot is resolved, given that he made her unable to actually recognize Max.

@Ookla the Cited

He's right. The wedding has to be after the Solace plot given the most recent development. And both characters are bound there.