The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Wind he/him]

I have a paradox, 

So I have a bowl of nothing, but saying that nothing is in it means that there is something in it which means that there isn't nothing in it, but that means that if there isn't nothing in it then there is something in it but there isn't something in it which means there is nothing in it...

[Gears]

2 minutes ago, A Windrunner said:

I have a paradox, 

So I have a bowl of nothing, but saying that nothing is in it means that there is something in it which means that there isn't nothing in it, but that means that if there isn't nothing in it then there is something in it but there isn't something in it which means there is nothing in it...

The paradox comes about by thinking that acknowledgement of "nothing" as a concept indicates "something". Simply recognise that nothing being in the bowl means that there is not something in the bowl.

[Wind he/him]

1 minute ago, Gears said:

The paradox comes about by thinking that acknowledgement of "nothing" as a concept indicates "something". Simply recognise that nothing being in the bowl means that there is not something in the bowl.

Oh, I was just going to eat the bowl, problem solved.

[Nathrangking he/him]

*Win.*

[Wind he/him]

Wins more!

[Channelknight Fadran]

I love how this thread had every opportunity to become the greatest RP thread on the shard but never did.

[Wind he/him]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I love how this thread had every opportunity to become the greatest RP thread on the shard but never did.

What do you mean?

[+Doomstick he/him]

No!

Don’t you dare Ene!

NO!!!

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, A Windrunner said:

What do you mean?

We can do whatever we freaking want here. Why not RP?

[Gears]

The shadows twitch and writhe as the light flares. There is no escape.

[Change begins in the self.]

 

[Wind he/him]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

We can do whatever we freaking want here. Why not RP?

It would be fun!

[+Doomstick he/him]

*is the win*

[Gears]

1 minute ago, The Last Post said:

*is the win*

We have transitioned away from winning to RP.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Gears said:

We have transitioned away from winning to RP.

We have had RP, but it was simple rp about the win

[Gears]

2 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

We have had RP, but it was simple rp about the win

I cry nay.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Fadran starts the winning RP.

[Hen she/her]

So I posted here once a very long time ago, but I’m back! The RP has caught my attention. 

 

[Wind he/him]

(lets begin)

We are in the cognitive realm in a spren city, there is a bounty for the last post. Whoever has the last post wins!

[Gears]

The Anarchist sprints away from the explosives with great speed. The post has been successfully stolen from the great Windrunner.

[Hen she/her]

Hentient spots the last post fleeing down an alley way and chases after it. It jumps and dodges until it reaches the end of the alley. I have it cornered. The last post is mine. 

Edited July 29, 2020 by Hentient

[+Doomstick he/him]

*lightweaves a rock around himself*

[Wind he/him]

A Windrunner goes to the other side of the alley to cut the post off.

[Gears]

The Anarchist snatches the post from Windrunner's hands, laughing. The explosives go off. Colourful smoke fills the air.

[Hen she/her]

Luckily Hentient can help with the smoke. She absorbs the colorful smoke into her white marbled rock, and the smoke dissipates. The last post disappeared in the confusion! 

Edited July 29, 2020 by Hentient

[Nathrangking he/him]

*Wins.*