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Posted
Just now, edgyswordname said:

Yes

not seen it 

maybe probably yeah those were fire

not seen it

nope, shatter hasn’t opened fire quite yet

Oh good

*passes you a bandage *

You know. Just good to be prepared. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Oh good

*passes you a bandage *

You know. Just good to be prepared. 

*accepts, inventorieized*

Posted
2 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

Yes

not seen it 

maybe probably yeah those were fire

not seen it

nope, shatter hasn’t opened fire quite yet

Ooo, you should def watch blazing saddles (content warning there are a lot of slurs because while it is a comedy it's also a satirical commentary on racism)

And watch Serenity after Firefly. Not kid friendly but also an awesome show.

Posted
1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Ooo, you should def watch blazing saddles (content warning there are a lot of slurs because while it is a comedy it's also a satirical commentary on racism)

And watch Serenity after Firefly. Not kid friendly but also an awesome show.

Oh shoot you know what was really good

season one of Arcane. Season two was barely more than mid, but season one was absolute peak

Posted
1 minute ago, edgyswordname said:

Oh shoot you know what was really good

season one of Arcane. Season two was barely more than mid, but season one was absolute peak

Cool! I've been meaning to watch that.

Posted
17 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

I would like this for sheer knowledge’s sake but it seems I’ve run out of reactions already

And for the fellow princess bride fans, apologies for absolutely butchering that quote, my family refuses to watch the movie again for some sad reason. 
Shatter just owns the cognitive aspect of all tanks ever. What’s your favorite tank?

mmm. The Leopard 2A6MC2

10 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I'm sorry what

Yeah this

 

Nothing

Absolutely nothing rivals Princess Bride

Indeeb

7 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I-

Hi

What's happening? Anyone dead on here, or just Shatter blowing people up

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they-

The Princess Bride is awesome

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. AAAAAAAAAAA. *commences fighting an ROUS*

5 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

Yes

not seen it 

maybe probably yeah those were fire

not seen it

nope, shatter hasn’t opened fire quite yet

Gunner, Kyo, HE.
Identified.
Up.
FIRE.
On the way.
Target. Cease Fire.

:3

Posted
2 minutes ago, Shatter said:

mmm. The Leopard 2A6MC2

Indeeb

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. AAAAAAAAAAA. *commences fighting an ROUS*

Gunner, Kyo, HE.
Identified.
Up.
FIRE.
On the way.
Target. Cease Fire.

:3

*boards A-10 Warthog*
*invites next person to see this to be gunner*
*prepares for assault on Shatter’s tank battalion*

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

*boards A-10 Warthog*
*invites next person to see this to be gunner*
*prepares for assault on Shatter’s tank battalion*

...I saw this next. 

*some LAV 6's roll in with Stinger teams*

*an ADATS is set up*

*get stormed*

(I've decided to limit myself to CAF equipment :3)

Edited by Shatter
Posted
2 minutes ago, Shatter said:

...I saw this next. 

*some LAV 6's roll in with Stinger teams*

*an ADATS is set up*

*get stormed*

(I've decided to limit myself to CAF equipment :3)

*I move into the gunners cockpit and open fire before they manage to set up, utilizing the Washing Machine of Doom to mow down any infantry forces whilst simultaneously running away backwards*
*this is funny*

Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

*I move into the gunners cockpit and open fire before they manage to set up, utilizing the Washing Machine of Doom to mow down any infantry forces whilst simultaneously running away backwards*
*this is funny*

Warthogs are SLOW

You can't get in range (you have to be within 1.5 klicks to shoot the Rattlebucket of Explosive Death

*the ADATS shoots two missiles from 8 klicks away*

hehe

ADATS-CDN-RCA-Museum-1024x683.thumb.jpg.14c4c1beaefb7aa73f735c252a30ebc2.jpg

Edited by Shatter
Posted
Just now, Shatter said:

Warthogs are SLOW

You can't get in range (you have to be within 1.5 klicks to shoot the Rattlebucket of Explosive Death

*the ADATS shoots two missiles from 8 klicks away*

hehe

This is an RP and I am basing everything I know off of TheRussianBadger, sooooo

*abandons exploding Warthog and opens fire with the Glockinator*

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

This is an RP and I am basing everything I know off of TheRussianBadger, sooooo

*abandons exploding Warthog and opens fire with the Glockinator*

exsqueeze me?
the whatinator?
ohhhhh

Gunner, that dude firing rusting 9mm at us, 50 cal
Identified.
Firing.

anyway, How is everyone doing?

Edited by Shatter
Posted
1 minute ago, Shatter said:

exsqueeze me?
the whatinator?

Gunner, that dude firing rusting 9mm at us, 50 cal
Identified.
Firing.

The Glockinator. Is two Glocks connected by a red dot. TABG

*excessive, unreasonable, and unexplainable amounts of recoil renders the .50 caliber rounds of Shatter’s forces completely useless as the laws of physics submit themselves to the whims of god on a drunken coding rampage*
*I appear randomly in Brazil, and point blank you with a blunderbuss*

Posted (edited)
13 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

The Glockinator. Is two Glocks connected by a red dot. TABG

*excessive, unreasonable, and unexplainable amounts of recoil renders the .50 caliber rounds of Shatter’s forces completely useless as the laws of physics submit themselves to the whims of god on a drunken coding rampage*
*I appear randomly in Brazil, and point blank you with a blunderbuss*

*wait. why am I in Brazil? *
* I thought I was in Canada or something*

Ah well

also the Glockinator does exist in real life now becuase why not

 

Edited by Shatter
Posted
3 minutes ago, Shatter said:

*wait. why am I in Brazil? *
* I thought I was in Canada or something*

Ah well

also the Glockinator does exist in real life now becuase why not

 

Hurrah. 

*all vector force from the blunderbuss is converted into impulse energy instead of crush force, leaving you undamaged but changing your physical location from Brazil to Canada*

youre welcome

Posted
4 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

Hurrah. 

*all vector force from the blunderbuss is converted into impulse energy instead of crush force, leaving you undamaged but changing your physical location from Brazil to Canada*

youre welcome

that is one hell of a blunderbuss. I am now going to do the calculations on how powerful it was becuase I'm so bored.

bye

Posted
3 hours ago, Rynturning_Light said:

That's...actually a decently sound mindset

Yup

Wait I read something about blowing up???

Posted
59 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

Yup

Wait I read something about blowing up???

I believe Shatter blew up my heavy military aircraft

Posted
Just now, NerdSandwich said:

Why am I not surprised?

Do you want a serious and in depth answer to that wuestion

Posted

wuestion? That is not French, English, German, or Spanish I think.

*me realizing it's probably a typo*

wuestion? That is not French, English, German, or Spanish I think.

Anyways...

Yes

Posted
1 minute ago, NerdSandwich said:

wuestion? That is not French, English, German, or Spanish I think.

*me realizing it's probably a typo*

wuestion? That is not French, English, German, or Spanish I think.

Anyways...

Yes

Storm it, called my bluff :3

*inhales*

Posted
2 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

Why am I not surprised?

i am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon

Photo-Leopard-2-1024x580.thumb.jpg.6186fa0f22026728e67f991301fef79e.jpg

Posted
1 minute ago, Shatter said:

i am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon

Photo-Leopard-2-1024x580.thumb.jpg.6186fa0f22026728e67f991301fef79e.jpg

Ooh wut dat wun called

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