The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

I see no cookies.

Well, I do. Here you go.

*tub of some thirty-forty cookies*

Just now, Through the Living Feather said:

*looks up with crumbs around the beak*

......Gobble. 

*Shoots at the turkey*
I have more.

Where are you getting these?

*brings out more cookies*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Well, I do. Here you go.

*tub of some thirty-forty cookies*

*Shoots at the turkey*
I have more.

Where are you getting these?

*brings out more cookies*

GOBBLE

*adroit turkey dodge* 

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

*looks up with crumbs around the beak*

......Gobble. 

Did you eat cookies?

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Well, I do. Here you go.

*tub of some thirty-forty cookies*

*Shoots at the turkey*
I have more.

Where are you getting these?

*brings out more cookies*

I STILL SEE NO COOKIES! YOU HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

Did you eat cookies?

I STILL SEE NO COOKIES! YOU HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE!

*Swears quite vulgarly*

Hunter!

Didn’t know you were blind.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

*Swears quite vulgarly*

Hunter!

Didn’t know you were blind.

You have provided no cookies. I do not care for your words. I want cookies

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Did you eat cookies?

I STILL SEE NO COOKIES! YOU HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE!

....g...obble...

*shoves empty tub under a bush*

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Through the Living Feather said:

....g...obble...

*shoves empty tub under a bush*

That's ok. I don't care for words anyway.

[Keke They/he]

7 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

*the turkey steps back*

GEEEEOEOOOOOBBBLE GEOOOOOOOGEEGLE 

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOBLE GEEEEEEEEEEEEOKKKKBLE GREEEEEEEEEEEK

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

You have provided no cookies. I do not care for your words. I want cookies

*Cookie Rain*
Oh no… it is here.

*three eyed three winged three armed monster army appears*
*Screeches*
Well, I did say your funeral.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

*Cookie Rain*
Oh no… it is here.

*three eyed three winged three armed monster army appears*
*Screeches*
Well, I did say your funeral.

I do not care for your words. Goodbye.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Wait! Please!

Spoiler

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wait! Please!

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GOBBLE

*steals and eats*

[Keke They/he]

*turkey looks up*

GREEEOBLE

*eats cookies*

GRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOBLE

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

More!

 

Please!

 

Spoiler

 

 

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[Through The Living Glass She/They]

bang bang

choo-choo train

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wait! Please!

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2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

More!

 

 

Please!

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These offerings are accepted. What would you like me to do?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

More!

 

 

Please!

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*steals and eats again*

GROBBLE GOBBLE GROBBLE

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

These offerings are accepted. What would you like me to do?

dang it too late

*turkey starves to death cuz ninjad out of cookies *

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

These offerings are accepted. What would you like me to do?

Hunt Tim, the Gentle Hunchback! He should be back where that army of monsters came from.

Makes sense that you go for Tim first, I guess. There’s no way either of you kill itirSp.

1 minute ago, Through the Living Feather said:

*steals and eats again*

GROBBLE GOBBLE GROBBLE

dang it too late

*turkey starves to death cuz ninjad out of cookies *

*places in bag*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Hunt Tim, the Gentle Hunchback! He should be back where that army of monsters came from.

Makes sense that you go for Tim first, I guess. There’s no way either of you kill itirSp.

*places in bag*

*continues to be ded* 

[Keke They/he]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBLLEE

*turkey goes grazy and become a giant huge chicken and steals the cookies from the other turkey*

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

*steals and eats again*

GROBBLE GOBBLE GROBBLE

 

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Hunt Tim, the Gentle Hunchback! He should be back where that army of monsters came from.

Makes sense that you go for Tim first, I guess. There’s no way either of you kill itirSp.

*places in bag*

Very well.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Through the Living Feather said:

*continues to be ded* 

WAIT MY BABYyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WAIT MY BABYyyyyyyyyyyyy

*has still not stopped being ded*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Through the Living Feather said:

*has still not stopped being ded*

*resurrects*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*resurrects*

*hugs Mother as a not-turkey-anymore*