The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Generally people have a handgun in their pocket with they are concerned about safety.

. . .

Who the fudge are you?

WRATH, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM?!?!

It’s not particularly safe to stick a gun in ur pocket. They have holsters for a reason.

Teal is The Hunter.

 

DONT QUESTION MY GENIUS

[Keke They/he]

Should i be scared? Why did everybody become turkeys? Are my friends turkeys now? Be careful my Turks otherwise you’ll be eaten

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

The Hunter looks at Sarcasm, and hands her a rifle. “We need fresh turkey!”

[Vyzkel He/Him]

13 minutes ago, The sarcasm spren said:

Should i be scared? Why did everybody become turkeys? Are my friends turkeys now? Be careful my Turks otherwise you’ll be eaten

Don’t worry, I’m very careful.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Don’t worry, I’m very careful.

Good thats good. 

*another person pops up* ELEMENT OF SUPRISE!! 

*tries to grab the turkeys*

[Immortal Platypus]

Alright, it's mercenary time.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Alright, it's mercenary time.

I’ll give you 20 (imaginary) bucks to kill the hunters.

[Immortal Platypus]

11 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I’ll give you 20 (imaginary) bucks to kill the hunters.

I don't trade in bucks

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

What do you trade in?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

21 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

I don't trade in bucks

How about elk

[Immortal Platypus]

11 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

What do you trade in?

We of the good Mercenary Guild trade in only the most important thing to be found: Cookies.

Just now, Vyzkel said:

How about elk

Never.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

How about elk

*steals and eats the elk*

gobble gobble

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Through the Living Feather said:

*steals and eats the elk*

gobble gobble

Is that a turkey I see? 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

Is that a turkey I see? 

*freezes*

g...obble

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Through the Living Feather said:

*freezes*

g...obble

Obviously a turkey that didn't see what mercenaries trade in.

[Keke They/he]

*turkey walks up*

geeeeokle geeokle greeeeookokole 

*turkey bites platypus’s leg*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Obviously a turkey that didn't see what mercenaries trade in.

Gobble gob gob

*goes back to eating elk*

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, The sarcasm spren said:

*turkey walks up*

geeeeokle geeokle greeeeookokole 

*turkey bites platypus’s leg*

Ah. the poor platypus. It didn't deserve that.

1 minute ago, Through the Living Feather said:

Gobble gob gob

*goes back to eating elk*

But that doesn't mean we don't give other things to other people... 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

8 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

We of the good Mercenary Guild trade in only the most important thing to be found: Cookies.

Never.

Would you accept some thirty cookies to help me track someone down? The others aren’t the most helpful in this matter.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Ah. the poor platypus. It didn't deserve that.

But that doesn't mean we don't give other things to other people... 

Gob gob! Gobble gobble gob. 

*finishes eating elk*

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Would you accept some thirty cookies to help me track someone down? The others aren’t the most helpful in this matter.

I would require the cookies up front.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

I would require the cookies up front.

Of course.

*brings out cookies*

Oh those cookies look good…

Quiet, Of. Here you go. The one we are looking for is Tim the Gentle Hunchback.

*laugh*
Your funeral.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Of course.

*brings out cookies*

Oh those cookies look good…

Quiet, Of. Here you go. The one we are looking for is Tim the Gentle Hunchback.

*laugh*
Your funeral.

I see no cookies.

[Keke They/he]

4 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Ah. the poor platypus. It didn't deserve that.

But that doesn't mean we don't give other things to other people... 

*the turkey steps back*

GEEEEOEOOOOOBBBLE GEOOOOOOOGEEGLE 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

I see no cookies.

*looks up with crumbs around the beak*

......Gobble.