The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Lol that’s funny, I’ve always been worried about eating spiders. I guess Spiders Georg does all the hard work so we don’t have to.

[Immortal Platypus]

that has never scared me

[Lunamor she/her]

3 hours ago, The cheeseman said:

That a boy. You're doing great.

Torolf!

3 hours ago, KelsierFortnite said:

"Average person eats three spiders a year" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person eats 0 spiders a year. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave and eats over 10,000 spiders a day, is an outlier adn should not be counted.

Spiders Georg is one of my favorite memes. I can’t find the original post, but this is one of my favorite variants:

The factoid that each monkey learns 500 new facts a year is actually just a statistical error. Curious Georg,

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

9 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Torolf!

Gods... Everyone get back!

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Gods... Everyone get back!

Still alive, prisoner? Keep close to me if you want to stay that way.

[Immortal Platypus]

one day the madness will end

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Still alive, prisoner? Keep close to me if you want to stay that way.

Gunnar, take care of the boy. I have to find General Tullius and join the defense.

 

1 minute ago, Immortal Platypus said:

one day the madness will end

But it is not this day!

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

one day the madness will end

Spoiler

Edit: I got ninja’d, great minds!

Gods guide you, Hadvar.

@The cheeseman

Edited March 6, 2024 by Lunamor

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

  Reveal hidden contents

Gods guide you, Hadvar.

Stay close to the wall!

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I got a 1 minute 42 second voicemail of just silence

[Lunamor she/her]

5 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Stay close to the wall!

Stay close to the wall!

Just now, WhyEverNot_8 said:

I got a 1 minute 42 second voicemail of just silence

How incredibly ominous.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

4 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Stay close to the wall!

Yol...Toor...Shul!

[Lunamor she/her]

8 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Yol...Toor...Shul!

Quickly, follow me!

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

6 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Quickly, follow me!

Pahlok joorre! Hin kah fen kos bonaar.

[Immortal Platypus]

it could be today, you can't prove it can't be

[Wierdo he/him]

what could be today?

[Lunamor she/her]

32 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Pahlok joorre! Hin kah fen kos bonaar.

What in the Eight Divines is this thing?

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

4 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

What in the Eight Divines is this thing?

Come on. Give me your hand, I'm getting you out of here.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, The cheeseman said:

Come on. Give me your hand, I'm getting you out of here.

Hadvar! Into the keep, soldier, we're leaving!

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Hadvar! Into the keep, soldier, we're leaving!

Keep your eyes on it!

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

Keep your eyes on it!

It's you and me, prisoner. Stay close!

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

What script are y’all using?

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Wierdo said:

what could be today?

when the madness ends

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

5 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

What script are y’all using?

https://www.imperial-library.info/content/unbound

[Immortal Platypus]

NOT 24 HOURS ON MY WATCH!