The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Anybody want a peanut?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

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How have my remains been slain? Was I killed twice?

Rabbit scrubs a red stain

From the wood‘s grain 

Wizard will die

Rabbit will reign

(Start rhyming again.)

Edited October 1, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Though in the end of the sky

the birds will fly

Wizard will die

And I will eat pie

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The bread made of rye

Will stomp on his eye

And all of his friends 

Will mutter “My, my!“

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

And then we shall tend

the greifs of his friend

as they still yet rend

the road and the bend

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Soon the rabbits

Of death and doom

Will come to his house

And wreak his room

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

And then the pad

On the bad

Of the Fad

Will clad

itself in jewelry for no reason whatsoever

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Then rabbits will come

To fill their large tums

On big fat scum

cause they want some

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Takes the rhyming win using a plum*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

*steals the plum inside a drum*

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Then all the people laugh and cheer

As rabbits chew off Wizard‘s ear.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

They’ll stop in a lightyear

unless somebody cares to get rid of all beer

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The beer is overthrown

By the number one

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Rhyming has degraded 

to similar sounding words, such as Ive hated

But in a year it will have abated

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Wow!

How?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

The powwow

with the adenhow

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Gandalf the Great

We'll never hate

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

We cannot stop

'cause rhymes are top

and grammar can stop

the topic, you can drop.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Do you like dogs?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I'm allergic, but they're pretty cool

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

When they’re in bogs

With their friend frogs

[Guest]

What

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Gut

Rut

Shut

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yeah, I accidentally started it and now can't stop it.