The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

That's debatable. 

[Vapor she/her]

It’s not. You can’t make me do anything.

[Vogelsang he/him]

*Swears the second Ideal of the Lastposters*

"I will post below those who post below my posts."

[Vapor she/her]

“I will have the longest win no matter what it takes”

[Vogelsang he/him]

Shut up Moash.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

What if I told you I was Moash. From an alternate dimension where I'm not a jerk.

[Vapor she/her]

No I am.

[Vogelsang he/him]

*pulls out gun*

"W-which one do I shoot?"

[Vapor she/her]

Neither of us.

[Vogelsang he/him]

*peaks around corner*

"Are they gone?"

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

29 minutes ago, Vogelsang said:

*peaks around corner*

"Are they gone?"

Nope! 

I'm hErE1

[Knight of Iron she/they]

I’m here, actually.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Knight said:

I’m here, actually.

Nope! I'm too big.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

Nope! I'm too big.

...could you scoot over?

[Vapor she/her]

I'm also still here.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

41 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

...could you scoot over?

Hmmmm. No!

[Vapor she/her]

I will never leave.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

I claim this thread under my official watch.

I will restore peace and justice and make room for other people.

Tʜᴇsᴇ Wᴏʀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ.

*explodes with Stormlight*

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

9 minutes ago, Vapor said:

I will never leave.

[Vapor she/her]

I claim this thread under my official watch.

I will restore peace and justice and make room for other people.

Tʜᴇsᴇ Wᴏʀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ.

*explodes*

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

4 minutes ago, Vapor said:

I claim this thread under my official watch.

I will restore peace and justice and make room for other people.

Tʜᴇsᴇ Wᴏʀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ.

*explodes*

Whelp, you exploded. So you left. So, *wins*

[Vapor she/her]

But I did not.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

What is even the point of these types of threads?

Edited December 9, 2020 by Ookla the Knight

[Vapor she/her]

They don't really have a point.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

10 hours ago, Ookla the Knight said:

What is even the point of these types of threads?

Dumb discussion and *wins*