The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Alvron]

Once upon a time there was a notorious member of the Ghostbloods. This member was the one all others went to when they needed a difficult problem 'dealt with'.  After a long career they were finally caught by Torol Sadeas.  During interrogation they revealed that among their numerous crimes they were once asked to beat a chull to death using some small figures of Nale and Jezrien while the chull was in an enclosed field.

Upon hearing this, several Ardents exclaimed that it could be the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.

[AonEne he/him]

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy...

[Lunamor she/her]

*Giggles*

What a wonderful and interesting story! That was more than enough payment for your dinner. Thank you for dining at... uh, this restaurant!

@beantheboy12, @Shard of Thought - we need a name for the restaurant!!!!

[+Doomstick he/him]

The restaurant at the end of the Cosmere 

can I be advertiser?

Edited February 1, 2019 by The Last Post

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Hmm... Well, I once thought that "The Happy Inquisitor" sounded like a bar, but that doesn't really serve our purposes. 

[Lunamor she/her]

That sounds fun, but yeah, the restaurant isn’t a bar. And sure, you can be advertiser! Maybe we could be “The Airsick Lowlander”? I dunno any good names.

Edited February 1, 2019 by Lunamor

[Alvron]

"The Happy Inquisitor" could be the bar attached to the restaurant.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Perfect!

[Lunamor she/her]

Yeah! We could maybe serve drinks like “The Pessimistic Dula”?

Edited February 1, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Storms, yeah! So, we never really decided, are we setting up at Urithiru, or are we gonna make this a chain thing or take this on the road?

[Lunamor she/her]

We can have the main location at Urithiru and set up shop in more places and make this a chain restaurant once we get enough costumers.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

People need to know about this!

[Lunamor she/her]

Yes! @The Last Post, how should we get the word out about our restaurant?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

We could start a new thread. Get the word out. Have more people help.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Signatures! Ranks! Status Updates! PMs! A new thread!

Edited February 1, 2019 by The Last Post
Ninja’d

[AonEne he/him]

Make it a mini-roleplay.

[Lunamor she/her]

I will start it! Where should I put it? I haven’t done any role playing yet.

Edited February 1, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

General Brandon Discussion, probably.

[Alvron]

Spiking your way through the world today sure does take a lot.
Thinking of ways to hide the Spikes takes everything you’ve got
Wouldn’t you like to take a break?
Sometimes you want to go….
Where everyone is a friendly face
And the cooks spike your plate
You want a plate of stew?
The cookies are safe to eat.*
You want to be where everybody Spikes themselves...

*Cookies at The Happy Inquisitor might not be safe for consumption.

[Lunamor she/her]

Okey dokey!

[AonEne he/him]

Nah, put it in the roleplaying subforum if it's going to be one.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which one? And is the name for the whole restaurant gonna be The Happy Inquisitor?

Edited February 1, 2019 by Lunamor

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I stand by General Brandon. I think more people will see it. But whatever. Up to you, Luna.

[Alvron]

It'll be moved if placed in General Discussion.

[Lunamor she/her]

Ok. Do we still need a name for the restaurant, or are we calling the whole thing The Happy Inquisitor?