The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[+Doomstick he/him]

The bartender punches you

[Nathrangking he/him]

3 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

The bartender punches you

*The punch passes through me as I make my form incorporeal. Continues to eat the chocolate.*

[+Doomstick he/him]

But since your form is incorporeal, you drop the chocolate into the forge below you and it burns in seconds, no exceptions.

Edited August 2, 2019 by DoomStick

[AonEne he/him]

*conjures more chocolate magically and gives some to Nath while eating tons herself*

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ene's stomach bursts from eating literal tons of chocolate.

Nath is still incorporeal so the proffered chocolate also burns up

[AonEne he/him]

Ene laughs at Stick's assumption, because her stomach can hold unlimited chocolate.

[+Doomstick he/him]

In that case, Ene's legs break from trying to hold a ton of chocolate up

[AonEne he/him]

Ene cannot be hurt by chocolate. Ene is the chocolate goddess.

Edit: Hey, I broke the thread's 12,000. RIP.

Edited August 2, 2019 by AonEne

[Nathrangking he/him]

6 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

But since your form is incorporeal, you drop the chocolate into the forge below you and it burns in seconds, no exceptions.

*It would were it not for my control of heat. The fire has no effect and it is unharmed. A wind carries the chocolate back to me.*

5 minutes ago, AonEne said:

*conjures more chocolate magically and gives some to Nath while eating tons herself*

*Thanks Ene for the chocolate and proffers a copy of his prologue from the Creators corner for her to read.*

 

 

Warped Gate.docx

[+Doomstick he/him]

The chocolate is converted to body weight, so Ene is hurt by her own body, not chocolate

sadly the forge is not using fire, but the heat of the bartender's anger to burn the chocolate

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, DoomStick said:

sadly the forge is not using fire, but the heat of the bartender's anger to burn the chocolate

Heat is heat. *Bartender is flash frozen.*

[+Doomstick he/him]

Now that would be correct, if the bartender weren't using special heatless heat, it instantly burns things while not producing heat.

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, DoomStick said:

Now that would be correct, if the bartender weren't using special heatless heat, it instantly burns things while not producing heat.

That would work in a realm without physics. Unfortunately, this realm has physics. *Still flash freezes.*

[+Doomstick he/him]

That would work if physics weren't Librarian lies

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, DoomStick said:

That would work if physics weren't Librarian lies

They are useful lies as people follow them. *Proffers a copy of his prologue from the Creators Corner as a peace offering.*

Warped Gate.docx

[AonEne he/him]

16 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

The chocolate is converted to body weight, so Ene is hurt by her own body, not chocolate

That's not how chocolate works?

[+Doomstick he/him]

*Proffers 2/5-done Vorin calendar with 1 B.C.E synced with the 3327th year of the Era of Solitude (the year before year 1 (year -1 or 0(depending on the existence of a year 0)))*

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wO8P3Wsv7pv9XRbsslADrw6Y5mAwmT4umRlpFtZkmQ0 

[Nathrangking he/him]

*Continues to enjoy chocolate. Says the name of Ice cream and produces 3 bottomless cartons. Hands 1 to  @AonEne  and one to @DoomStick. Keeps one for self.*

Edited August 2, 2019 by Nathrangking

[+Doomstick he/him]

*thanks*

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, DoomStick said:

*thanks*

*Nods head and goes back to eating.*

[+Doomstick he/him]

*still wants help so he can finish the calendar by lightday*

[Nathrangking he/him]

3 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

*still wants help so he can finish the calendar by lightday*

Found it fascinating though such things are beyond my abilities.

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 minute ago, Nathrangking said:

Found it fascinating though such things are beyond my abilities.

Adding 20 minutes to a time and 4 days to a date is beyond your abilities?

Or is it the counting in Alethi?

Edited August 2, 2019 by DoomStick

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, DoomStick said:

Adding 20 to a time and 4 to a date is beyond your abilities?

Or is it the counting in Alethi?

The counting in Alethi. Languages have always been a problem for me.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Nathrangking said:

The counting in Alethi. Languages have always been a problem for me.

I can do that part, I find it enjoyable