The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Nathrangking he/him]

30 minutes ago, Ax's Boyfriend said:

hmmm

Ironeyes?

Nope.

[AonEne he/him]

57 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Ghostbloods: DESTROY. EVERYBODY

Except themselves...most of the time. Sometimes they have civil wars

1 hour ago, Silva said:

That's exactly why TUBA's baked goods are better. We put in time, effort, and quality without the added metallic taste. 

THIS!

[BringerofShadows she/her]

16 minutes ago, AonEne said:

THIS IS UNHOLY AND NOT RIGHT!

Fixed it.

[Lunamor she/her]

42 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Nah, that works here too

- Response to almost everything posted in this thread.

[AonEne he/him]

9 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Fixed it.

Nah, you Ruined it. Sorry to break it to you.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Lunamor said:

- Response to almost everything posted in this thread.

Or TLT...

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

3 hours ago, Silva said:

That's exactly why TUBA's baked goods are better. We put in time, effort, and quality without the added metallic taste. 

See the thing is, I was using that as an example.  Yes, we can afford to have sub-par quality, but we don't.  And you don't taste the metal, that would compromise our ability to trick people into spiking themselves...quality.  

Why would you want a normal cookie––no matter how good––when you could have a cookie that's delicious and gives you superpowers?  Overall, we work harder on our products.  You don't know how much of a nightmare that cookie bindpoints are.  

Although technically, the cookie itself doesn't have bindpoints, the spikes have to optimally placed to enter the bindpoints in the mouth.  There's a whole science devoted to cookie hemalurgy.

2 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Nah, that works here too

Pretty much everything works here too.  

Looks like Luna beat me to it.

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, Vargo Seldon said:

Pretty much everything works here too.  

Looks like Luna beat me to it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kay, super random.

I went upstairs to ask when I should make creamed corn for dinner and guess what, my little brother had been whittling a stick and cut himself, really, really badly. So now I have to watch my little siblings 'cause my dad's at a dinner thing and my mom took my little brother to Urgent Care. Here we go, I guess.

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Kay, super random.

I went upstairs to ask when I should make creamed corn for dinner and guess what, my little brother had been whittling a stick and cut himself, really, really badly. So now I have to watch my little siblings 'cause my dad's at a dinner thing and my mom took my little brother to Urgent Care. Here we go, I guess.

Oh no! Is he ok?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

7 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Kay, super random.

I went upstairs to ask when I should make creamed corn for dinner and guess what, my little brother had been whittling a stick and cut himself, really, really badly. So now I have to watch my little siblings 'cause my dad's at a dinner thing and my mom took my little brother to Urgent Care. Here we go, I guess.

Oof, good luck. I hope your brother is alright, I’ll keep him in my thoughts and prayers

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

9 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Oh no! Is he ok?

Well, I wasn't there when it happened, but I cleaned up the blood and felt like a hemalurgist so... Apparently, he fainted three times. I think he'll be okay though. He's survived much worse than this. 

[+Ark1002]

1 hour ago, Vargo Seldon said:

5 hours ago, Silva said:

 

See the thing is, I was using that as an example.  Yes, we can afford to have sub-par quality, but we don't.  And you don't taste the metal, that would compromise our ability to trick people into spiking themselves...quality.  

Why would you want a normal cookie––no matter how good––when you could have a cookie that's delicious and gives you superpowers?  Overall, we work harder on our products.  You don't know how much of a nightmare that cookie bindpoints are.  

Although technically, the cookie itself doesn't have bindpoints, the spikes have to optimally placed to enter the bindpoints in the mouth.  There's a whole science devoted to cookie hemalurgy.

THIS

[AonEne he/him]

2 hours ago, Vargo Seldon said:

Yes, we can afford to have sub-par quality, but we don't.

Mm, debatable.

2 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

I went upstairs to ask when I should make creamed corn for dinner and guess what, my little brother had been whittling a stick and cut himself, really, really badly. So now I have to watch my little siblings 'cause my dad's at a dinner thing and my mom took my little brother to Urgent Care. Here we go, I guess.

Well, I wasn't there when it happened, but I cleaned up the blood and felt like a hemalurgist so... Apparently, he fainted three times. I think he'll be okay though. He's survived much worse than this. 

I hope he ends up okay, Star.

1 hour ago, Ax's Boyfriend said:

THIS

Hey, no stealing my THIS.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Mm, debatable.

I hope he ends up okay, Star.

Hey, no stealing my THIS.

He got back a little bit ago. He can't swim for the next ten days, but he's all right. Sure was a bit scary though. 

[AonEne he/him]

7 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

He got back a little bit ago. He can't swim for the next ten days, but he's all right. Sure was a bit scary though. 

Phew. Wait, where was this cut?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Phew. Wait, where was this cut?

On his finger. He had appendicitis a few months ago, so this really wasn't that bad comparatively. 

Edited June 19, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

12 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

He got back a little bit ago. He can't swim for the next ten days, but he's all right. Sure was a bit scary though. 

Yay, glad he’s ok!

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, Shard of Thought said:

On his finger. He had appendicitis a few months ago, so this really wasn't that bad comparatively. 

Oof

you have to remove the appendix when that happens, right?

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That would be horrible if the glossary says “see appendix” and it was removed...

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I’m sorry

 

 

 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

2 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

Oof

you have to remove the appendix when that happens, right?

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That would be horrible if the glossary says “see appendix” and it was removed...

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I’m sorry

 

 

 

Yeah, you do have to remove it. That scary thing was, though, we didn't know what it was until it had almost exploded. He was in the hospital for a long time.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Shard of Thought said:

Yeah, you do have to remove it. That scary thing was, though, we didn't know what it was until it had almost exploded. He was in the hospital for a long time.

Scary

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Doomstick said:

Scary

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

*backs slowly away and picks up emulsion blender that is 4ish feet long*

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

1 minute ago, Doomstick said:

*backs slowly away and picks up emulsion blender that is 4ish feet long*

"And that, my friends, is the power of gifs."

[+Doomstick he/him]

*makes a gallon of lemon curd in about five minutes after the ingredients are amassed**

”and that, my friends, is the power of oversized emulsion blenders”

*true story

EDIT: wow, that was fast

Edited June 19, 2019 by Doomstick