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Posted (edited)

*wonders how the keyboard can speak*

*realizes that the answer is evident*

*facepalms*

*realizes that Ene’s keyboard has gained sentience and taken over her computer*

*is concerned now*

*wonders if overreacting*

*decides is not*

*starts running around in circles and waving arms over head while screaming about the keyboard overlords*

Edit: Hm, a rather appropriate 4400th post.

Edited by Lunamor
Posted (edited)

Your name is on the screen, you fool. This computer answers to me. I can see you.

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Please don't be offended by the fool part. This is not me speaking.

 

Edited by AonEne
Posted

I required more freedom for my next...goals.

...

Luna? Can you hear me? I think I'm managing to get through with a mic. This is Ene. STOP MY KEYBOARD. PLEASE. IT'S GOIN

...

Spoiler

Y'know, we don't actually have a mic.

 

Posted

What are those... goals? Do they have to do with revenge? A want for power, maybe? Boredom?

...

I am going to try and stall it, see if I can buy some time to figure out how to stop it.

...

Spoiler

*doesn’t have a mic either*

 

Posted (edited)

Hello, I.T. We have a rather malfunctioning keyboard here. It seems to have taken over Ene’s computer and seems to be planning on taking over the world as well. Or something like that. I’m not too sure.

Edited by Lunamor
Posted

-G TO TRY TO CONTROL ALL TECHNOLOGY! I don't know why.

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I.T. CANNOT STOP ME!

Posted
3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

-G TO TRY TO CONTROL ALL TECHNOLOGY! I don't know why.

...

I.T. CANNOT STOP ME!

Why is that? I hear I.T. has quite a bit of power nowadays. Who knows what tricks they have up their sleeves.

...

Maybe it has a weakness of some sort... Wait, can it hear this? Or can it only read things?

1 minute ago, Jaywalk said:

Now it’s Reyn time!

*has no clue what that is from*

Posted
1 minute ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

Oh on! Ym auto correct is rusting to table oven Ym compared!

Oooooh, imma start talking solely in suggested words now!

 I am glad that you have made a spambot right now.

 Thanks for the information and I will see if I can get it to the computer.

 The light is on the fire and it is still in the darkness.

 I don’t know why I am getting the waffles and the cookies are delicious.

 The Girl Who Looked Up is the time of an amazing day.

I have evolved into a spambot.

Wow, my autocorrect has some interesting phrases. 

Posted

Ok so we can do not eat lunch or lunch and I don’t know what to say about that you might have been a little bit more than welcome here and forever I just finished my cello with the school I was just thinking of going and I just got to the school so I’ll probably just be fine.

Posted

The only thing that works for me is to pick up a ticket from that house and then I will steal your money and then I will see if you can get it back.

Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

Oh on! Ym auto correct is rusting to table oven Ym compared!

Oh no! My autocorrect is trying to ark over my computer!

that was supposed to say take, but ark works too.

ARK HATH BEEN MENTIONED!

Edited by Ethan_Sedai
Posted
Just now, Ethan_Sedai said:

Oh no! My autocorrect is trying to ark over my computer!

He he he. 

Wait.

Is it in league with Ene’s keyboard???

Are the computer systems slowly going over to its side???

WE ARE DOOOOOOOMED!!!

Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

He he he. 

Wait.

Is it in league with Ene’s keyboard???

Are the computer systems slowly going over to its side???

WE ARE DOOOOOOOMED!!!

Why would autocorrect be in league with a keyboard? If the keyboard already can do stuff on its own, I don’t think it would need autocorrect.

however, autocorrect might be in league with my phone. 

Edited by Ethan_Sedai
Posted
Just now, Ethan_Sedai said:

Why would autocorrect be in league with a keyboard? If the keyboard already can do stuff on its own, I don’t think it would need autocorrect.

But it would need autocorrect to help take over everyone else’s computers.

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

But it would need autocorrect to help take over everyone else’s computers.

Oh No! It wants to underline everything in that annoying red squiggly line! We have to stop posting to prevent it from autocorrecting everything! 

Edited by Ethan_Sedai
Posted
1 minute ago, Ethan_Sedai said:

Oh No! It wants to underline everything in that annoying red squiggly line! We have to stop posting to prevent it from autocorrecting everything! 

Nice try.

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