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Posted
3 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Those are like $0.50 on Amazon

Wait really?

Now all I need is the soul of a dead dragon and the breath of a fish and I can release...

I mean I can cast a spell, for a thing

Posted
2 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Wait really?

Now all I need is the soul of a dead dragon and the breath of a fish and I can release...

I mean I can cast a spell, for a thing

Mmm… i like casting spells, for things.

i think the first has a kickstarter campaign right now, and the second is… a metaphilosophical quandary.

Posted
1 hour ago, Frustration said:

Wait really?

Now all I need is the soul of a dead dragon and the breath of a fish and I can release...

I mean I can cast a spell, for a thing

I have souls!

Spoiler

And I have some very good insider connections to just about every plane of existence, so if you ever need something release, hit me up!

And metaphysical concepts! (Although both will come at a price...)

Posted
6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I have souls!

  Reveal hidden contents

And I have some very good insider connections to just about every plane of existence, so if you ever need something release, hit me up!

And metaphysical concepts! (Although both will come at a price...)

What price?

Posted
17 minutes ago, Frustration said:

What price?

Just... Some information. Who are you summoning?

And also, just a share of your soul.

Or you could Integrate! Integration is always welcome and will cover all current and future costs, and will even come with tons of added benefits!

Posted
1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Just... Some information. Who are you summoning?

No one in particular

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

And also, just a share of your soul.

Slaps a sphere of Booknerdium on the table

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Or you could Integrate! Integration is always welcome and will cover all current and future costs, and will even come with tons of added benefits!

No

Posted
Just now, Frustration said:

No one in particular

Slaps a sphere of Booknerdium on the table

No

Awwww why not? There are so many benefits!

*takes the sphere*

I still do need to know who you are summoning, though. That is literally it. Than I will give you all of the summoning materials you need!

Posted
12 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I still do need to know who you are summoning, though. That is literally it. Than I will give you all of the summoning materials you need!

An old friend

Posted
2 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Well he's a good friend, but I wasn't talking about him.

Oh, i get it, you’re not frustration, i am.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Oh, i get it, you’re not frustration, i am.

Perhaps.

Depends on what you mean by that, and what we are to understand

Posted
Just now, Frustration said:

Perhaps.

Depends on what you mean by that, and what we are to understand

What is the name of the person you are attempting to summon?

Posted
Just now, Verdance said:

What is the name of the person you are attempting to summon?

Person?

Who said anything about a person?

Posted
Just now, Frustration said:

Person?

Who said anything about a person?

My default assumptions, that’s who. He’s getting demoted.

what are you trying to summon?

Posted
3 minutes ago, Verdance said:

My default assumptions, that’s who. He’s getting demoted.

what are you trying to summon?

Ah, now that's a much better question.

A shard of Adonalsium.

Posted (edited)
Just now, Frustration said:

Ah, now that's a much better question.

A shard of Adonalsium.

Good enough. Ambiguity is its own reward. I’m sure someone smart said that once.

Could I be of any assistance?

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Good enough. Ambiguity is its own reward. I’m sure someone smart said that once.

Could I be of any assistance?

Yes, I need you to convince Coder to give me the soul of a dead dragon, and the breath of a fish

Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Yes, I need you to convince Coder to give me the soul of a dead dragon, and the breath of a fish

Hmmm…

I open a Rift.

Water pours out in a torrent, soaking the surrounding area, but some invisible force keeps it from soaking my clothes. I reach inside and around dig around for a few seconds, then drag a large catfish out, writhing furiously. It tries to bite me, and I toss it into the air, where it hovers helplessly. Further telekinesis forces its mouth open and extracts the water sitting behind its gills. I bottle it in a vial, then fling the fish back through the Rift, which closes with a hiss. “Here,” I say, tossing the vial to Frustration. “One metaphilisophical quandry. Happy summoning!”

and then i return to the fallen god-city of Arcadia to search for a lost prophet, or something else equally vague and impressive sounding when I’m really just listening to altmetal.

Edited by Verdance
Posted
12 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Ah, now that's a much better question.

A shard of Adonalsium.

1 minute ago, Verdance said:

Hmmm…

I open a Rift.

Water pours out in a torrent, soaking the surrounding area, but some invisible force keeps it from soaking my clothes. I reach inside and around dig around for a few seconds, then drag a large catfish out, writhing furiously. It tries to bite me, and I toss it into the air, where it hovers helplessly. Further telekinesis forces its mouth open and extracts the water sitting behind its gills. I bottle it in a vial, then fling the fish back through the Rift, which closes with a hiss. “Here,” I say, tossing the vial to Frustration. “One metaphilisophical quandry. Happy summoning!”

and then i return to the fallen god-city of Arcadia to search for a lost prophet, or something else equally vague and impressive sounding when I’m really just listening to altmetal.

Oh, a shard!

That's great, here!

*gives needed materials*

*also gives a small piece of burning paper*

Posted
7 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Excellent.

*Green light illuminates eyes, while the sky cracks revealing the blinding light of Frustration*

"Be Free!"

@Experience

I stare in confusion as something interrupts Emergence. Oh well. Probably fine. 

Posted

Hiiiii guys

Verdance, I have been violating social constructs too (not as long though I am a youngen)

Probably more so than you

Posted
10 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

Hiiiii guys

Verdance, I have been violating social constructs too (not as long though I am a youngen)

Probably more so than you

Favorite social construct to violate?

Posted (edited)

Tough one.
How 'bout all of these:

Spoiler

1. Talking to anyone

2. Being a centrist

3. Not wearing makeup

4. Intimidation...

5. Actively be completely honest and open with strangers

 

Edited by NerdSandwich

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