The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS

MADE OUT OF HUMANS

[NerdSandwich she/her]

NO 

I ACTUALLY PREFER PEACHES

[strmblsd he/him]

strawberrys are the bestest.... prove me wrong

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

PEACHES

there you go

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I agree. Peaches are quite good.

When I actually get myself to start eating them, anyway...

[Shatter He/Him]

1 hour ago, Conure1243 said:

I agree. Peaches are quite good.

When I actually get myself to start eating them, anyway...

blech.

How about vodka.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

9 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

NO 

I ACTUALLY PREFER PEACHES

@Ookla The Fairy

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

@Ookla The Fairy

…

*sigh*

I can’t even say anything witty or violent I’m too tired for this man 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Does not being tired exist?

[Shatter He/Him]

39 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Does not being tired exist?

Bad news. No. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

20 hours ago, Frustration said:

Well if you don't kill them I see no moral problem with putting meat to at least a semi productive purpose

mm

I like the way this guy thinks

12 hours ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

strawberrys are the bestest.... prove me wrong

 

But nectarines tho . . . :3

And pineapples >:3

[Shatter He/Him]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Insatiable said:

mm

I like the way this guy thinks

But nectarines tho . . . :3

And pineapples >:3

pineapples are yucky. theyre too acidic

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Naw pineapples are okay.

[Shatter He/Him]

29 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Naw pineapples are okay.

the best thing is drinking maple syrup out of a shot glass.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

uh that's really bad for you

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

37 minutes ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

the best thing is drinking maple syrup out of a shot glass.

I’m guessing you are Canadian

That is the only acceptable answer

Edited December 18, 2025 by Ookla the Chaotic

[Shatter He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

uh that's really bad for you

no... it's yummy and therefore cannot be bad. and just as bad as eating a chocolate bar but yummier. Also I'm Canadian so I reserve the right to drink maple syrup

Edited December 18, 2025 by Ookla the Shattered

[NerdSandwich she/her]

ok thats fair yk i respect that

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 hours ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

pineapples are yucky. theyre too acidic

>>:(

*nom*

10 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

Naw pineapples are okay.

. . .

*nom*

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

Just now, Ookla the Insatiable said:

>>:(

*nom*

. . .

*nom*

Truly no one is safe

[Shatter He/Him]

53 minutes ago, Ookla the Insatiable said:

>>:(

*nom*

*sigh*

you know my stance on pineapple. 

1. It's not made of pine

2. It's not made of apple

3. It tastes like neither

4. It's yucky

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

Truly no one is safe

Indeed

1 hour ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

*sigh*

you know my stance on pineapple. 

1. It's not made of pine

2. It's not made of apple

3. It tastes like neither

4. It's yucky

how dare

[Shatter He/Him]

48 minutes ago, Ookla the Insatiable said:

how dare

*nom*

TAKE THAT

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

*sigh*

you know my stance on pineapple. 

1. It's not made of pine

2. It's not made of apple

3. It tastes like neither

4. It's yucky

*stab*

[Shatter He/Him]

59 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

*stab*

*bonk with combat pan and stab with combat pen*