The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I’m glad you accept that!

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Not The Last Post

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

True! This is not the last post either.

[Lunamor she/her]

It’ll be a while until we discover who the true last poster is (it’s me).

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

That statement is just a plain lie, my friend.

[Immortal Platypus]

is it? we can't say that yet

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I guess that’s true. Though I thought we agreed a mod would have the last post.

[Lunamor she/her]

I can’t decide if this joke is so-bad-it’s-good or just regular good.

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Spoiler

There’s too many ears.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

i don't think a mod will lock this thread for a while yet

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Spoiler

Where's pop corn?

 

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, Immortal Platypus said:

i don't think a mod will lock this thread for a while yet

They might decide to lock it if my jokes get terrible enough. Speaking of jokes, here’s a classic:

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Spoiler

He was outstanding in his field.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

nah, they'll just ban you

[Lunamor she/her]

Perhaps. 

I don’t know much about the best things in Switzerland.

Spoiler

But their flag is a big plus.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

they won't lock a thread for just one person

hopefully

[Lunamor she/her]

Indeed.

How many potatoes do you need to make a pancake?

Spoiler

A latke.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

i still don't know if that's pronounced how it's spelled  

[Lunamor she/her]

Close enough  Here’s a pun where the pronunciation definitely works:

The wedding was so beautiful!

Spoiler

Even the cake was in tiers.

 

[Immortal Platypus]

don't you mean the pronounciation? 

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Immortal Platypus said:

don't you mean the pronounciation? 

I always mispronounce that word 

[Immortal Platypus]

I do it intentionally 

[Lunamor she/her]

The incorrect way does make more sense.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

This is a post that I am posting in an attempt to win this thread.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

i disagree this post is a far grater attempt to win simply because it is a more recent post.

[Immortal Platypus]

i will take your grater

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

AHA! but this post is more recent that either of those posts!