Things the black spheres definitely are

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The black sphere knows karate.

The black sphere won the 2019 marbleympics.

The black sphere let the dogs out.

The black sphere is the Shard of Misdirection.

The black sphere is ominous.

The black sphere is a stick.

The black sphere is not fire.

The black sphere is an object of some curiosity in the Two Dimensional Realm.

The black sphere is the Philosopher's Stone.

The black sphere is the Sorcerer's Stone

The black sphere is a stone.

The black sphere is a rock.

The black sphere is Rock.

The black sphere is The Rock.

The black sphere is a mystery everyone knows but either cannot comprehend or cannot be dealt with.

The black sphere enjoys that it is the center of attention. It's plans count on it.

Ahem.

[Ink he/him]

1 hour ago, Gancho Libre said:

The black sphere is The Rock.

The black sphere is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

The black sphere is an infinite void.

The black sphere is a bead of Lerasium

The black sphere is the Tower.

The black sphere is the Elder Wand

The black sphere is the One Ring

The black sphere is Pittacus Lore

The black sphere is Hoid's pet.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The black sphere is moash’s redemption arc

The black sphere is too popular 

the black sphere is the stonewards’ spren 

the black sphere is the Bore

the black sphere is the White Tower

the black sphere is the choedan kal 

the black sphere is

winter’s heart 

Spoiler

The cleansing of saidin 

The black sphere is the Great British Baking Show

the black sphere is Rand

the black sphere is Gavilar

the black sphere is a ghanderflaffle

the black sphere is the longest thread (misadventures)

I am the black sphere 

the black sphere is a palantir

the black sphere is the lost metal 

the black sphere is the liebrarian conspiracy

the black sphere is MTG

the black sphere is the pre-wedding death clause in @AonEne‘s wedding contract 

Edited September 13, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mistspren she/her]

The black sphere writes these words in steel, because anything not set in metal cannot be trusted.

The black sphere contains a skaze.

The black sphere is a topaz.

The black sphere is the First Gem.

The black sphere contains the Night of Sorrows.

The black sphere is the people that will come from the origin, with light in their pockets. 

The black sphere is actually an trapped chasmfiend- Gavilar mistook them for Listener gods when he claimed to have imprisoned one.

The black sphere is the Sibling.

The black sphere is the Evil. 

The black sphere is Adonalsium’s opposition.

The black sphere is the shadesmar bead for the black sphere which is the shadesmar bead for the black sphere which is the shadesmar bead for the black sphere which is the shadesmar bead for the black sphere which is the shadesmar bead for the black sphere...

The black sphere is the drug all the Sons of Honor are high on 20/10. 

The black sphere is not related to Aurum... sorry @AonEne.

The black sphere is Waxillium’s steel savantism. 

The black sphere rained from the sky.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The black sphere wore white on the day it was to kill a king 

 There’s always another black sphere theory- kelsier

the black sphere would like to destroy some evil today

the black sphere awoke early that morning, completely unaware that it had been damned for all eternity 

the black sphere is Calamity

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

The black sphere is Chuck Norris

[Ashertliden]

The black sphere is "happy fun ball"

 

Do not taunt the black sphere

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The black sphere is the void in all of us.

[Ink he/him]

The black spheres are Braize, Ashyn, and Roshar, and Gavilar is actually Adonalsium

[+Doomstick he/him]

 Nobody expects the Black Sphere!

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

21 hours ago, AonEne said:

The black sphere is Borio Singaldi.

You're the best. XD

 

Agreed on Peter not telling Brandon being the best interpretation, though.

Edit: I just wish I could upvote all of you, but I ran out.

Edited September 13, 2018 by Firerusteze

[+Doomstick he/him]

The black sphere is clear, but filled with hoidlight, that actually was my interpretation of it

[Leyrann]

(please note that spoilers will galore in later entries in this list)

The black sphere is the Eye of the World.

The black sphere is the cognitive manifestation of the Horn of Valere.

The black sphere is part of the Stone.

The black sphere is an artifact found in Rhuidean.

The black sphere is what remained of the portal to Finnland.

The black sphere is what spawned Shaidar Haran.

The black sphere drew Sammael to Shadar Logoth.

The black sphere is what caused Rand to go insane and kill his own army while fighting the Seanchan.

The black sphere [ugh, someone beat me to this one].

The black sphere is the manifestation of the average reader's opinion on Crossroads of Shadow.

The black sphere is all that remains of those 100 000 trollocs.

The black sphere is a rock Rand found on Dragonmount.

The black sphere is Rand's insanity, safely tucked away.

The black sphere is the key to drilling a new Bore.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The black sphere is that thing in LOTR that lets people see everything.

The black sphere is an inflatable boat powered by lawn mowers.

The black sphere is General Chaos from the Chaos Legion.

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, Gancho Libre said:

 

The black sphere is that thing in LOTR that lets people see everything.

 

That’s a palantir, already said it

I have the black sphere:

[Mistspren she/her]

9 hours ago, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

The black sphere is clear, but filled with hoidlight, that actually was my interpretation of it

I think you meant to say voidlight, but now I really want hoidlight to be a thing.

[Ripheus23]

@Fanghur Rahl The black sphere's fate is writ in water.

[Ashertliden]

The black sphere is the final level of Vorin wine. 

[Fanghur Rahl he/him]

1 hour ago, Ripheus23 said:

@Fanghur Rahl The black sphere's fate is writ in water.

LMAO! I see what you did there! 

[+Doomstick he/him]

7 hours ago, Mistspren said:

I think you meant to say voidlight, but now I really want hoidlight to be a thing.

At first

[Ashspren]

The black sphere is the amount of time I spend off the Shard. 

The black sphere doesn’t exist. 

The black sphere is when you get your earbuds cords tangled. 

The black sphere is my wedding toast for @AonEne and @Apollyon. 

The black sphere is my wedding roast for AonEne and Apollyon.

The black sphere holds all of the upvotes I wish I could’ve given, but because there’s a 20 upvote limit, I can’t. 

[Calderis he/him]

31 minutes ago, Ashspren said:

The black sphere is the amount of time I spend off the Shard. 

I'm fairly sure the black sphere exists 

[Ashspren]

3 hours ago, Calderis said:

I'm fairly sure the black sphere exists 

How sweet of you to assume that I have a social life IRL. 

The black sphere is my social life, or lack thereof.

[AonEne he/him]

3 hours ago, Ashspren said:

The black sphere is my wedding toast for @AonEne and @Apollyon. 

The black sphere is my wedding roast for AonEne and Apollyon.

*gets worried*

The black sphere is my soul reading half of all KotC posts at any given time.

The black sphere is my reaction to RWBY V3's climax.

[+Extesian he/him]

The black sphere is a black sapphire. Alethi just don't pronounce vowels clearly. 

The black sphere is a two dimensional slice of a three dimensional shadow of a Svrakiss.

Let me no longer weep! The black sphere holds my sorrow and consumes it!

The black sphere is Shai forging herself to be a black sphere. 

The black sphere is Obrodai.

The black sphere is the discord of Melkor.

The black sphere was once a kind and generous man, and you saw what became of him.

The black sphere is a palace. Let it rule! Let it rule!

The black spheres were born from the darkness, they bear its taint still, marked upon their bodies much as the fire marks their souls.

The blank sphere is said to consume souls, but I can't find a specific explanation. I'm uncertain this lore is correct.

The black sphere, the Heart of the Revel, is the final of the three great Mindless Unmade.

The black sphere came from another world, using powers that we have been forbidden to touch. Dangerous powers, of spren and surges. 

The black sphere gives me its pain.