[Joke Thread] Adonalsium was the Flying Spaghetti Monster????

[+Invocation]

Hoid likes instant noodles and has his eyes on Scadrial. 

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Questioner #1

Which world does Hoid enjoy visiting the most?

Brandon Sanderson

Scadrial almost has instant noodles. So he's very interested in Scadrial.

Questioner #2

Is he doing anything to push that along?

Brandon Sanderson

He is not as involved in that as certain other forces are.

Questioner #2

There are forces involved in the developing instant noodles?

Brandon Sanderson

Yes, oh yes.

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Other people want noodles too apparently??? This just in, everyone: Adonalsium's secretly just the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the only way to bring him back is to make every Shardworld have instant noodles, so the entire reason another Shard is messing around with Scadrial is because they want to do their part in resurrecting God via noodles. 
The Sho Del are just walking piles of noodles.

Edit: Normally common sense would tell me to not post this but it's like 2 in the morning and all my brain cells are dead.

Edited September 5, 2018 by Invocation

[+Sorana she/her]

I really had to laugh when I read that.

Thank you for that "theory" and even including a WoB.

 

All Hail Adonalsium, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[+ILuvHats he/him]

11 minutes ago, Invocation said:

Edit: Normally common sense would tell me to not post this but it's like 2 in the morning and all my brain cells are dead.

It's okay.  My brain cells are dead too (I've been on a bit of a reading marathon rereading Oathbringer).  

[goody153]

15 minutes ago, Invocation said:

Hoid likes instant noodles and has his eyes on Scadrial. 

Other people want noodles too apparently??? This just in, everyone: Adonalsium's secretly just the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the only way to bring him back is to make every Shardworld have instant noodles, so the entire reason another Shard is messing around with Scadrial is because they want to do their part in resurrecting God via noodles. 
The Sho Del are just walking piles of noodles.

This is too good not be a headcannon.

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Edit: Normally common sense would tell me to not post this but it's like 2 in the morning and all my brain cells are dead.

What are you talking about. This is perfectly reasonable

[+Extesian he/him]

I've theorized before that adonalsium was a bowl of noodles and the shattering was when the 16 knocked the bowl off the table. I like yours better 

[Fanghur Rahl he/him]

I guess that would make the force opposing Adonalsium the Invisible Pink Unicorn then. After all, how else would we have horses and horse-like creatures on pretty much every world of the Cosmere?

[Steeldancer he/him]

Hm. I was more thinking of Adonalsium along the lines of the One eyed One horned flying purple people eater.

[Eris she/her]

I wonder though.... is the spaghetti monster the one who knocked the noodles off the table so the reason why Hoid likes noodles is because it will bring all the shards back together?