+Invocation Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) Hoid likes instant noodles and has his eyes on Scadrial. Quote Questioner #1 Which world does Hoid enjoy visiting the most? Brandon Sanderson Scadrial almost has instant noodles. So he's very interested in Scadrial. Questioner #2 Is he doing anything to push that along? Brandon Sanderson He is not as involved in that as certain other forces are. Questioner #2 There are forces involved in the developing instant noodles? Brandon Sanderson Yes, oh yes. source Other people want noodles too apparently??? This just in, everyone: Adonalsium's secretly just the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the only way to bring him back is to make every Shardworld have instant noodles, so the entire reason another Shard is messing around with Scadrial is because they want to do their part in resurrecting God via noodles. The Sho Del are just walking piles of noodles. Edit: Normally common sense would tell me to not post this but it's like 2 in the morning and all my brain cells are dead. Edited September 5, 2018 by Invocation 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 I really had to laugh when I read that. Thank you for that "theory" and even including a WoB. All Hail Adonalsium, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ILuvHats Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, Invocation said: Edit: Normally common sense would tell me to not post this but it's like 2 in the morning and all my brain cells are dead. It's okay. My brain cells are dead too (I've been on a bit of a reading marathon rereading Oathbringer). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 15 minutes ago, Invocation said: Hoid likes instant noodles and has his eyes on Scadrial. Other people want noodles too apparently??? This just in, everyone: Adonalsium's secretly just the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the only way to bring him back is to make every Shardworld have instant noodles, so the entire reason another Shard is messing around with Scadrial is because they want to do their part in resurrecting God via noodles. The Sho Del are just walking piles of noodles. This is too good not be a headcannon. Quote Edit: Normally common sense would tell me to not post this but it's like 2 in the morning and all my brain cells are dead. What are you talking about. This is perfectly reasonable 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 I've theorized before that adonalsium was a bowl of noodles and the shattering was when the 16 knocked the bowl off the table. I like yours better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanghur Rahl Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 I guess that would make the force opposing Adonalsium the Invisible Pink Unicorn then. After all, how else would we have horses and horse-like creatures on pretty much every world of the Cosmere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 Hm. I was more thinking of Adonalsium along the lines of the One eyed One horned flying purple people eater. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eris Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 I wonder though.... is the spaghetti monster the one who knocked the noodles off the table so the reason why Hoid likes noodles is because it will bring all the shards back together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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