Crackpot Theories (A game)

[Ashspren]

Proof: They all love Scadrian waffles, and therefore they eat like horses.

Theory: Earth is a part of the Cosmere.

[+ILuvHats he/him]

Proof 1:  How else would you explain the big swords in all the anime?  They were inspired by shardblades.

Theory:  Two plus two equals pickle.

I can’t wait to see the proof.

Edited July 31, 2018 by ILuvHats

[Ishar]

Proof: @ILuvHatslives on a planet where Pickle means 4.

 

Theory: All investiture is evil.

[goody153]

Proof: Adonalsium has to be a bad guy if the 16 shardholders shattered him. And what investiture is ? Basically what Adonalsium is made of.

Adonalsium == evil, Investiture ==  Adonalsium, Investiture== evil

Theory: Instant noodles is what really the Hero of Ages was really aiming for to be developed by Scadrians. Saving the world and eventual spacefaring was just a side-effect.

[Apollyon he/him]

Evidence: Why else would the Cosmere's friendliest worldhopper love them so much? They were literally a work of god. Or at least, 1/16th of them.

Theory: The giraffes mentioned in MB Era 2 are just Ryshadiums with really bad neck problems.

[Cognative]

Proof: They had to keep on looking up at all of the flying coinshots. Harmony felt bad for them and “preserved” their necks by making them longer.

Theory: Navani is working with Taravangian. 

[The Tenth Pancake]

Proof: She always has treated him with pity, so that his cover will not be blown. Veeeery sneaky.

Theory: The tenth pancake mentioned in Edgedancer is actually a super strong frisbee made of the same stuff as shardplate.

[Ashspren]

Proof: Well, the Tenth Pancake isn’t edible...

Theory: Nobody on this website has any positive feelings towards books. *gasp*

Edited July 31, 2018 by Ashspren

[Apollyon he/him]

Evidence: *the 17th Shard mounts up against Ashspren with only one intent, murdering them.* there is no evidence there.

Theory: everyone on the Shard is an allomancer who hasn’t snapped... yet.

[Ashspren]

@Apollyon NO! Don’t kill me! 

Proof: Eventually, there will be a point in a Sanderson book that is so tragic, we will all just snap. It just hasn’t happened yet.

Theory: Silence’s grandmother was Ranette.

[The Tenth Pancake]

Proof: Where else would Silence have learned her cynicism?

Theory: The heralds originally started out as an awesome Rosharan rock band.

[Cognative]

Proof: What other group of people would break up all of a sudden and leave one man to go solo.

Theory: The tenth pancake (Edgedancer) is really a Scadrian Waffle. 

[Ashspren]

Proof: That explains why the Tenth Pancake isnt on Roshar— interplanet AmazonFresh hasn’t been developed yet.

Theory: The ash falling from the sky in Mistborn are actually ashspren. (Noooo my spren family...)

Edited August 1, 2018 by Ashspren

[goody153]

Proof: Yes. Ash. Ash Spren. Just yes.

Theory: Rayse has a huge crush on Endorment's vessel.  

[recneps he/him]

Proof: He keeps hitting on Bavadin to try and make Edgli? jealous.

Theory: Elend founded the Stormwardens.

[Ashspren]

Proof: Elend reds books like a storm. The Stormwardens originally started out as a book club...

Theory: Nazh isn’t actually from Threnody, but he was orphaned by worldhopping parents— one from Teod, on Sel, and the other from Alethkar, on Roshar.

[goody153]

Proof: Where else would he pick up his unhealthy habit of worldhopping and putting himself in dangerous situations but from his parents ? I mean alcoholism can likely be picked by the child of the alcoholic how would that be different from worldhopping.

Theory: Marsh is just tensoon pretending to be an Inquisitor and has been given by Harmony the secrets of Kandra allomancy. 

[The Gecko he/him]

Proof: Well we've seen Kandra with powers from spikes, and we've seen Kandra imitate other kandra, so someone could be mimicking Tensoon while he mimics Marsh

Theory: Lift will open a restaurant, but get really bad reviews

[Apollyon he/him]

Evidence: with Lift being the foodie she is, she’ll inevitably open one. She’ll get bad reviews for false advertising of a mysterious “10th pancake” whatever that is...

Theory: Cosmere aluminum is just silver and all Investiture is just a strange werewolf.

[Ink he/him]

Proof: Silver is very rare in most sanderson books, and is allomantically inert, exactly like Aluminum. Aluminum is poisonous to all forms of Investiture. Therefore, Investiture is a werewolf and aluminum is silver.

 

Theory: Wayne is actually a chull's son

[Ashspren]

Proof: Well, where else would he get his eating habits from?

Theory: Hoid is Sanderson.

[Apollyon he/him]

Evidence: With that crooked nose, white hair, and constant smirk, who couldn’t see the resemblance?

Theory: Adonalsium’s Godmetal is just bubble gum. Specifically Scadrian.

[recneps he/him]

Proof: Candy.

Theory: Everyone got Rayse and Ati mixed up. Rayse actually was Ruin's vessel, and Ati holds Odium.

[goody153]

Proof: Totally. (OATHBRINGER SPOILERS)

Spoiler

Ruin wanted to destroy everything in Scadrial. Meanwhile Odium even allows Mr. T a deal to spare his people and supported the natives of Scadrial. Remember Rayse being mean and Ati being kind. Well Odium showed a glimmer of mercy while Ruin didn't no matter how they begged.

Theory: Endowment is a noob game balancer and is fixing the imbalances in Nalthais through the returned. Which is a horrible way of fixing imbalances.

Edited August 6, 2018 by goody153

[Ishar]

First off, @goody153 The proof you had is filled to bursting with OB spoilers, and I think at least 1 typo.

 

Proof: Why else would the returned exist?

Theory: Odium is shattering all the shards because he wants to have all the Scadrian waffles to himself and the other shards are the only thing standing in his way.