Just a sentient sword, stopping in to say "Hi"

[SassyNightblood]

I've been casually lurking for a while and figured it was finally time to step into the bloodbath.

[Archer he/him]

*tries to think of questions to ask a sword*

Hi SassyNightblood! What's your favourite way to kill people?

[AonEne he/him]

Hello! Welcome to the Shard, and have an upvote! What's your favorite Sanderson book? My boxings are on Warbreaker.

[SassyNightblood]

I like turning them to smoke best.  I get to leave my sheath when I do that, and that's my favourite. 

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

I like the way you think, is your command "destroy evil with sass"? 

[Nathrangking he/him]

Welcome O mighty destroyer of sass. What shardworld would you most like to inhabit and why? Oh and have an upvote.

[SassyNightblood]

Which Shardworld indeed.....probably Roshar, I get to spend a lot of time out of my sheath there.

[Vogelsang he/him]

Hello, would you like to make a donation to the Kandra Bone Drive? Every body counts.

 

 

 

Oh wait...

You're a sword.

[StrikerEZ he/him]

@SassyNightblood Hey, welcome to the Shard! Have a free upvote and a spiked delicious cookie!

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