These Stupid Ranks

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

oh my gosh yes. cosmere pickup lines

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

Is it just me or does that sound like it would be a weird pickup line?

It does

im using it at the dance on Saturday 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Labyrinth said:

It does

im using it at the dance on Saturday 

"Gentlemen, I do not believe there is a lady on earth who could resist us now."

Good luck! 

[The flying spider he/him]

yay I am an sapient object.

hopefully a spoon cause then I can lick myself 

[Immortal Platypus]

I can commit felonies! 

Quick, I need a picture of your credit card and your social security number!

Edited August 24, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

apparently ive got death in my future

[Voidmaker he/him]

My eyes are moderately brighter. Hooray.

[Wittles he/him]

YES!!

AT LAST!!

I CAN CONTROL MY SLEEP!!

[Immortal Platypus]

22 hours ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

YES!!

AT LAST!!

I CAN CONTROL MY SLEEP!!

THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS SO USEFUL!!!!!!!

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i think im still a bridge boi

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

OK NOW IM NOT- IM NOBLE WHEEEEEE

[Voidmaker he/him]

On 8/30/2023 at 1:24 PM, TheRavenHasLanded said:

OK NOW IM NOT- IM NOBLE WHEEEEEE

You're welcome!

Edit: Just noticed, I think this was my hundredth post. Hooray.

Edited October 3, 2023 by Voidwatcher
explained

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

thx!

[Ravenclawjedi42]

I’m Pan Kahl! They always seemed really cool to me, Tonk Fah and Bluefingers are some of my favorite characters from Warbreaker.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

I am the highprince, now bow before me and what not 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

*Turns towards him and proceeds to insult him non stop*
(Witisthebest)

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I am *posts here to see what I am*

Edit: I am apparently an Idrian Monk.

Edited September 1, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

*bows* “Welcome to the brotherhood.”

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

awk. still of noble blood.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

I'm a Vanisher!

Sooooo... do I make people vanish?

[Edema Rue she/her]

I AM A MISTBORN I HAVE GLASS DAGGERS AND I'M AMAZING AND INSANELY COOL AND I HAVE A MISTCLOAK

And I also like to wear beautiful ballgowns and dance at parties and be a sweet noble lady

AND THEN KILL THE PEOPLE I DONT LIKE WHEN IT GETS DARK

FEAR ME

I OWN THE NIGHT

[Immortal Platypus]

13 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

I AM A MISTBORN I HAVE GLASS DAGGERS AND I'M AMAZING AND INSANELY COOL AND I HAVE A MISTCLOAK

And I also like to wear beautiful ballgowns and dance at parties and be a sweet noble lady

AND THEN KILL THE PEOPLE I DONT LIKE WHEN IT GETS DARK

FEAR ME

I OWN THE NIGHT

I'd have obsidian daggers if I chose. Obsidian is dope.

[Edema Rue she/her]

14 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I'd have obsidian daggers if I chose. Obsidian is dope.

I HAVE THOSE TOO

I HAVE ALL THE DAGGERS

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

I AM AWAKE 

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Ayyyyyyy I’m a slave