These Stupid Ranks

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, Blake Hawklow said:

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yes???

 

do you kill those who have been hemallurgically granted powers?

[Guest]

Yes. I fight allomancers alike

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Well, it just so happens that when trading in an obscure rosharan location, I obtains one peculiar cookies. I would like to be assassinated. Thank you. I'll gift you some of my mother's sweet curry.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

@The Wandering Wizard, you are now a Babsk, please be my Babsk and teach me how you get so many upvotes.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

@The Wandering Wizard, you are now a Babsk, please be my Babsk and teach me how you get so many upvotes.

you are a babsk

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

So, where does it say one cannot be a Babsk of a Babsk?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I was pointing it out. Also, double post.

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

Well, it just so happens that when trading in an obscure rosharan location, I obtains one peculiar cookies. I would like to be assassinated. Thank you. I'll gift you some of my mother's sweet curry.

Ta'veren: Dies.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

@Ta'veren Kaladin I joined the shard and I just posted lots of things I found funny and I got quoted in sharder one-liners within a few hours of joining the shard.

It was:

The cat in the hat

went splat 

thing 1 and thing 2

didn't know what to do.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

I just now realized you have more posts than me, I was thinking you were getting significantly higher numbers of upvotes per post than me. Yeah, that's what I try to do, but I guess I can't be as active as you.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yeah I suppose but I can teach you the ways of the dark side. Did I say that out loud

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Are you a pineapple hater? DECEPTION!

We have been betrayed. @Robin Sedai We've been lied to Wizard is against our cause.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I like pineapple on pizza as it is the best food ever.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

1 hour ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

Are you a pineapple hater? DECEPTION!

We have been betrayed. @Robin Sedai We've been lied to Wizard is against our cause.

He's probably a Passion-worshipping heretic, not (Almighty preserve us) anti pineapple on pizza.

BTW, I don't add anything on my pizza, especially not pineapple. Mwahahahaha!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

23 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said:

He's probably a Passion-worshipping heretic, not (Almighty preserve us) anti pineapple on pizza.

BTW, I don't add anything on my pizza, especially not pineapple. Mwahahahaha!

so you just like bread? which kind of misting are you?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Pizza bread, tomato sauce, cheese. That is what I call pizza. Any additions are unnecessary and I prefer one without them.

I'm a coinshot, I think. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

okay, so it has some stuff on it. I understand now. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Time to eat some of the King's food and die of poison!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I am Old! don't remember the context, though.

[Guest]

I am now a member of the Cobalt Guard. Prepare to be.... Guarded? (;

Edited May 16, 2022 by Blake Hawklow

[NameIess]

I am either an extremely skilled athlete with thousands of hours spent learning the complex rules of Tarachin, or some random guy who just shows up to tournaments and wins them by sheer luck.

(Probably the latter.)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yes, now I get to go find a slighty less dangerous place to live.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Yes, now I get to go find a slighty less dangerous place to live.

You're on the wrong planet. You are aware of that, right?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I meant it in leaving the homeland and moving to the forests of hell.

[Going_North_cal]

can't decide if this is good or not, according to the Coppermind...