Divided We Fall

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Death noticed that Mace was wearing a sherrif's hat, and he liked Bob Marley, so he shot the sherrif. Several times. In the head. With aluminium bullets. They lodged in Mace's brain.

Edited August 1, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Time froze. Death offered him his life. But in exchange he needed something. 

'Make me co funeral director'

Edited August 1, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[Ink he/him]

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Now that the war has started, will someone close this thread and link 7DW somewhere?

 

[Archer he/him]

10 minutes ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said:

Time froze. Death offered him his life. But in exchange he needed something. 

'Make me co funeral director'

Mace wasn't thinking too clearly. But he managed to respond somehow. "I'm tempted to punch you, but that's someone else's thing. Fine. You can be co-director for Mac's funeral. Just try not to scare the kids." 

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

Death made the aluminium into iron, pulled them out, healed the brain and made a little... change to Mace's spiritweb.

"Do you want some steel (or any other metal) to compound or do you have your own?" he asked, offering Mace a bag of steel.

Edited August 1, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

[Archer he/him]

"I don't understand," Mace replied. 

Death handed him a bag. 

"I still don't understand," Mace continued. 

"And there's the back of the T-shirt," Death said, smiling creepily. 

"Am I alive, dead, me, you... DEATH! WHAT AM I?" Mace screamed, the frustration of the moment getting to him. 

[Nohadon he/him]

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Wait lopen did you do what I think you just did

 

[LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian]

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I made Mace a fullborn, yes

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

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when did a war start?

Edit: nevermind, I see it

 

Edited August 2, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[little wheel he/him]

Jaco decided he was tired of not being around for the fun stuff so he broke out of the asylum and decided that salamanders were slimy nasty creatures and ugly. Then, he took off his mask to reveal a completely normal face, for a Siah Aimian.

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I don't know where he got the mask, but I just had to mock the mask-removals of Solace and Drako.

Jaco traveled to join the anti-DA people, because he wanted cookies that were good for him. And because he doesn't like the Black Crusade. Because the Crusades suck.

Edited August 5, 2018 by JacobClaessen

[Grey Knight]

15 minutes ago, JacobClaessen said:

Jaco decided he was tired of not being around for the fun stuff so he broke out of the asylum and decided that salamanders were slimy nasty creatures and ugly. Then, he took off his mask to reveal a completely normal face, for a Siah Aimian.

Jaco traveled to join the anti-DA people, because he wanted cookies that were good for him. And because he doesn't like the Black Crusade. Because the Crusades suck.

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(But seriously, that's kinda clever. I hadn't even noticed that both me and Mraize did mask reveals.)

 

[little wheel he/him]

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wait wat does a mask reveal mean a new faction?

doo doo doo doo doo dooooooo

 

[Nohadon he/him]

On 8/2/2018 at 11:07 AM, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said:

I made Mace a fullborn, yes

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Hey man! show me some of this fullborn making! A bead of lerasium would be fantastic!

Please?

 

[BitBitio he/him]

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MUST BE LAST POST ON DWF

 

[+Ark1002]

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MUST ANNOY @BitBitio BY BEING LAST POST ON DWF!

 

[BitBitio he/him]

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Please no.

 

[Voidus]

Your requests have both been declined. Locking topic now.

[+Ark1002]

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TOPIC ISN'T LOCKED! LAST POST MUST BE MINE!

 

[Grey Knight]

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NOPE!

 

[BitBitio he/him]

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Mine

 

[Arlin]

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May I join the fun

 

[BitBitio he/him]

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I would rather that I had the last post because I had the idea...

But whatever! 

*HISSES*

MINE.

 

[Grey Knight]

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*Powers up plasma cannon*

Fight me, BitBitio 

 

[BitBitio he/him]

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Mine

 

[Grey Knight]

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*fires plasma cannon*