Hello

[NorwegianLighteyes]

Hello. I've been browsing through the forums here, but a friend recently convinced me to make an account.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Welcome to the 17th shard! May I interest you in a complimentary cookie? Also, which of Brandon's books have you read?

[NorwegianLighteyes]

I've read: Elantris, Warbreaker, the Mistborn series, the Stormlight Archive, Emperor's Soul and Arcanum Unbounded. What about you?

[Arlin]

Welcome to our own little sliver of insanity by the way I won’t say don’t eat the cookie but... be wary of it 

[NorwegianLighteyes]

What do I have to pay to eat the cookie?

[Arlin]

No it’s more the cookie it’s self and I’ve read just about as much as you 

[NorwegianLighteyes]

The cookie itself?

[Archer he/him]

Welcome! Read the spoiler tag under my post for details about that cookie. There's strings attached. *cough cough hemalurgy*

[Arlin]

I'm not TUBA so I didn't tell you expressly not to. I Don't want to get to deep into the cookie wars.

Edited May 21, 2018 by Arlin

[NorwegianLighteyes]

Giving up your Breath with Hemalurgy. I've never heard of that before. I think I'll pass on the cookie.

[Archer he/him]

Actually the spike will probably just put you under Ruin's control. You'd have to say 'my life...' to lose your breath I believe 

Full disclosure I am from TUBA. So it's in best interest to thwart Mac's schemes

Edited May 21, 2018 by Archer

[MacThorstenson he/him]

The cookie wont take your breath. I don't do that. Stealing breath is purely elephant earwax's domain. I just give out free baked goods*!

As to what books I have read, I believe that I have read all of them. I have read all of the ones you have and white sand.

*DA disclaimer applies. See signature for more detail.

[Arlin]

Yeah that sounds about right 

[Rebecca she/her]

Welcome to the Shard! We’re glad to have you. Who’s your favorite Sanderson character?

[NorwegianLighteyes]

It's really hard to decide on just one favorite character. There's so many that I like.

[Reckless Reader]

Hello! Welcome to the Shard! (I'm the friend that got them to make an account...)

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

1 hour ago, NorwegianLighteyes said:

 I think I'll pass on the cookie.

What about a pie?

Spoiler

 

In all seriousness welcome to the Shard.

[NorwegianLighteyes]

That picture is hilarious.

[Niteshado he/him]

Welcome and have an upvote!!

We have a greeting for new comers. You gotta say "My life to yours, My breath become yours" but like you mean it. You should try, you go first!!

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

16 hours ago, MacThorstenson said:

The cookie wont take your breath. I don't do that. Stealing breath is purely elephant earwax's domain. I just give out free baked goods*!

As to what books I have read, I believe that I have read all of them. I have read all of the ones you have and white sand.

*DA disclaimer applies. See signature for more detail.

See, Niteshadow keeps stealing my stealing opportunities.

[Niteshado he/him]

16 hours ago, MacThorstenson said:

The cookie wont take your breath. I don't do that. Stealing breath is purely elephant earwax's domain. I just give out free baked goods*!

As to what books I have read, I believe that I have read all of them. I have read all of the ones you have and white sand.

*DA disclaimer applies. See signature for more detail.

Yes im sorry, Purely his domain?

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

8 hours ago, Niteshado said:

Yes im sorry, Purely his domain?

You, you, you squirrel.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

17 hours ago, Niteshado said:

Yes im sorry, Purely his domain?

Purely. 

Edited May 22, 2018 by MacThorstenson

[Barbarian AL he/him]

Welcome to the shard!

[QuirkyGrandpa]

I'm right there with you. Although I wasn't so much as convinced as my curiosity got the best of me with my hubby talking about it all the time ;). Welcome!